/lit/ - Literature

12 inches isn't small wtf

Watch the book club video did you?

>>18081912
What do you mean? Seems like a pretty honest observation.

>>18081912
>tfw sitting comfortably on 16+ cms

>>18081920
OP used a different translation.

>>18081912
>that scene where the teacher gets triggered by the black student having a hot girlfriend

>>18081916
It is in France

>>18081920
He's very funny but 99% isn't really lit related.

>>18081952
Just like /lit/ then?

>>18081916
everyone is black in france so their dicks are massive

>>18081920
Book club?

>>18081916
Centimeters, dipshit.

>Be 17.25 cm

I'm okay with this.

>>18083222
lurk moar

>>18081932
I'm not into anal

>>18081932
>>18084522
Plot twist: He's actually packing a 30cm hog, but wrote this to make the readers feel better.

>tfw 19.5cm but pencil dick

>>18081952
literally why do you pretend to be butterfly? let's just be real bro, what's the goal behind it?

>>18081912

>>18081912
>He was always wearing a cap and Nike's, I'm sure he had a huge cock. Of course, all the girls were on their knees in front of this baboon; and me trying to make them study Mallarmé, it didn't make any sense. This is how Western civilization should end, I thought bitterly, bowing down to big cocks again, like the hamadryas baboon.
This is written by some American blackcel or some incel. God, I want to bully people to type this shit.

>>18081912
Is this real? >>18086661 This. Sounds like some Urkelcel wrote it.

Can you people give me one reason why some huge hanging negro dick is supposed to be a good thing? Aesthetically, a small dick is obviously much more attractive. Personally my ideal body is a mix between Thorvaldsen's Adonis and Canova's Theseus (pic related, left and center panels). If anything, my average-sized white penis is too BIG for this look.

The only reason I can think of is "girls like it more"...but since when should aesthetics be determined by female sexual pleasure? What a degenerate and cuckolded suggestion. Also if your partner isn't some enormous fat roastie, I'm pretty sure she will be fine making love to someone with a smaller penis..

Same for boobs too. Small/medium is much more attractive than some huge sagging things. My ideal gf body is Pradier's Phryne (pic related, right panel). In fact, as a general principle, I would say the most attractive features are subtle and non-exaggerated.

Fuck off, 13cm is average. My dick isn't small.

Don’t worry bros, a 12cm penis isn’t terrible, it can be satisfying even if it isn’t very exciting, it can depend on how thick you are but basically anything over 13cm is nice and pleasing, at least for twinks like me. I’m not sure about girls though, mine is about 18cm and the girls I’ve been with have had nothing but compliment for it but given that they think 18 cm is big I’d guess that anything over 13 is enjoyable for them too, girls only say that they need 7-8 inch cocks because guys with 5-6 inch cocks hugely exaggerate their size so what girls think of as 7 inches is actually about 5.5 inches.
Also in my experience black guys are only slightly bigger than white guys on average, like maybe by half an inch at most, and the biggest guys I’ve known were tall white guys.

>>18086853
Stop being a tease and just post pics so we can see whether you're cute already.

>>18087098
I actually think I’m fairly ugly but enough guys and (bisexual) girls have said I’m beautiful that it’s boosted my confidence, a guy I started messaging after meeting on /lit/ compared me to twinkjak

>>18081912
>literally starts spouting "muh Western civilization" nonsense because he literally has a small dick
lmao, every time

>>18087239
Then post pic faggot. I'm still waiting.

Flaunting your loose morals without actually putting them into effect is cowardly.

>>18086782
Women are attracted to whatever features society tells them to be attracted to. Most zoomer girls would go 'ewwwwww' if you showed them this pic, yet 40 years ago this was peak sexiness.

>>18087251
can't say I blame the character

>>18081912
>very small cock
>12 centimeters, maybe 13 or 14 by pulling the bending centimeter to the root of the cock
Lies, albeit on the smaller side, that's still a pretty normal size.

>>18086782
>Aesthetically, a small dick is obviously much more attractive.
t. pederast

>>18087263
I wasn’t just trying to flaunt loose morals, it’s important for guys with average and somewhat below average penises to know that they are still desirable and enjoyable.

>>18086782
That's just the Greek pseud tiny dick meme.
The Ancient's higher class thoughts having a big dick was a sign of a deranged metabolism, as if you had a constant inflammation. It wasn't (at its basis) an aesthetic thing, but a medical one. And, you should always keep this in mind, however great the Ancients were at other sciences, their medicine was absolute complete utter shit.
At the same time there were big dicks competitions amongst the lower classes, they even made a holiday out of it.

>>18087580
You're intentionally trying to look like the meme arent you?

>>18087614
I am with the angle of the photo, but my hair is usually like that, at least until I get a haircut next week

>>18085111
AHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHA

>>18081912
What the fuck is this translation. It's awful.

>>18087580
im going to kiss you relentlessly anon

>>18087951
Thanks, kissing is my favourite part of intimacy x

>>18086782
>small peckers are actually heckin cute and valid
this is hilarious cope.

>>18087372
is he literally the only guy in the world looking good with a moustache?

>>18086507
M E L B O U R N E

>>18086507
Aha, is ya boy... uh...

>>18086119
He's nice, why.

>>18086853
Doing God's work, twinkanon.

Dick size became important when women were allowed greater space in society. when man ruled supreme it was irrelevant if they had small dicks, were balding, manlets etc since they made the rules. Now that women rule, flawed men are mercilessly exterminated from society, since women are the ultimate eugenicists.

>>18086782
Its alright short stack.
Whatever cope you need, you can have.
The universe has already punished you enough.

>>18091748
Feminism is good actually?

>>18091794
Not in the long run.

>>18091817
He just laid out what makes it good in the long run.
The genesis of the gigachad.

>>18087598
>At the same time there were big dicks competitions amongst the lower classes, they even made a holiday out of it.
Well yes, I do agree people who talk about "muh dick" are subhuman actually.

>>18081912
>another thinly veiled cuck thread
Its all so tiresome.

>>18091682
All penises deserve love x
Ironically I think of myself as a size queen because really big cocks are so hot to me but I’ve willingly been with plenty of smaller guys and most of the best gay sex I’ve had was with guys in a pretty average range of size. And if guys with small wangs are good lovers in other ways then it doesn’t really matter, I’d rather you be a good kisser than have a big cock. As an addendum with another fetish, I’m a bottom but I’m not submissive and its pretty hot to facefuck a top with your dick that’s bigger than his before he fucks you, but that’s more why hung bottom twinks are hot.

>>18092587
Post naughtier pics now that you've got the attention you craved.

He cute

>>18081916
Should we tell him?

>>18081916
>Why do you think they call a 12 in France a small penis?
>Because of the metric system?
>Check out the big brains on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.

>>18081912
How can anyone not realize this is satirical?
This was explicitly written to trigger both the right and the left to make sales.

>>18087598
source

I made attempts at a psychoanalytic theory of the dickpill (branch of blackpill pertaining to penis size). Let me know what you think of it.
To be brief the whole theory revolves around the basic Freudian observation that the aspect of femininity - the vagina - is hidden whereas the aspect of masculinity - the phallus - is visible and present. The phallus thus represents something positive whereas the vagina can only be understood negatively as a negation of the phallus. Equipped with these preliminary remarks we can understand why male sexual parts are held to higher standards than female sexual parts or in other words why you'll never see a woman plunge herself into a depression because her vagina is "too small" or "too tight". Since vagina represents something negative it follows that it's not subject to gradation or to put it another way since vagina is associated with hiddeness something cannot be more hidden than it actually is for hiddeness is an absolute category. Conversely the phallus stands for what is positive and therefore exists on a graded scale. What follows is that you are a woman by virtue of simply having a vagina but you're not properly speaking a man unless your member is of a sufficient size. Things get a little complicated when we remind ourselves that there are negative numbers but negative numbers do not exists geometrically. The Greeks had no conception of negative numbers. They are useful tools for mathematical physics but nothing beyond that. Thus femininity geometrically conceived doesn't exist in other way than as a negation of masculinity.

>>18087580
heckin cute anon, let's talk

>>18081912

Incredibly based and cvckpilled.

ugly mf with useless girl hands. what is that hair

Why are there so many cucks on /lit/?

>>18092817
kek

>>18092762
What do you want to see?

>>18093347
Is this thread full of cucks? It seems like a couple of cucks, a bunch of autists, and one faggy twink.

>>18093625
You should shave that airstrip

>>18093625
Faggot

For sale, 14 cm penis : never used

>>18093625

>>18084522
>tfw 14.5cm long, 13cm girth
heh t-t-this is okay, right guys?

>>18081912
>This is how Western civilization should end, I thought bitterly, bowing down to big cocks
It is happening

>>18093887
In your dreams cuck

>>18086782
Small dicks are ugly when circumcised

>>18087533
>tfw 85% length but 5% girth
and girls care more about girth, so it is over

>>18087580
>literal chad jaw and chin
>hunter eyes
>caesar nose
>blue eyes
I fucking hate you

>>18087598
My art histort teacher told me it was a symbolic thing. Small peepee represented overcoming worldly desires or something. Not that the actual physical tiny peepee was desirable to possess. It was just a motif

>>18093924
Looks like a pencil?

>>18093962
no it looks like a huge monster cock dude

>>18093967
How is it a monster in the 5th percentile of length?

>>18093980
*girth

>>18093980
hmm, good point guess i have to re-evaluate

>>18093980
>>18093989
He means it looks freakish because its big but unnaturally thin.

>>18087533
>Length: 77.5th percentile
>Girth: 86th percentile
Not gonna ask for a source, just gonna thank you for making my day :)

>>18093625
C U T E

Upload an Imgur album or something so jannies don't kill the fun.

Post butthole pls

>>18081916
Centimetres you dumb nigger. Have you got reading comprehension?

>>18086782
A giant dick on a statue looks absurd and obscene precisely because it's more sexually stimulating than the teeny aesthetic pp.

>>18094326
The greeks were obsessed with the physical form. Why should they exclude a dick? Are big muscles and abs not sexy?

>>18094253
I havent had sex with a guy since lockdown started so my ass isn't shaved at the moment, I'll try to find a photo from before then.
Is their anything else you want to see specifically? if i'm bothering to make this imgur album i might as well put a few things in there

>>18093898
those fingers are way too masculine

>>18094498
Put every lewd pic of urself u have

>>18094557
I know but i lack the talent and effort to be bothered to redraw them

>>18086782
>Same for boobs too. Small/medium is much more attractive than some huge sagging things
That's where we disagree pal

>>18091828
Society will collapse long before that happens

>>18081916
anon...

>>18094656
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>18094498

>>18094571
This wasn't me but I echo his sentiments exactly.

>>18094763
>>18094656
lamo

I'm a 6'5 huge cocked white beast and I will outfuck any nigger in bed.
Fuck off you faggot incel twinks.
I'll fuck you little faggots as well if you keep making these threads.

>>18094812
Post evidence or it didn't happen

>>18094812
Yeah yeah, keep telling yourself that.
Twinks, meanwhile...

>>18094825
>>18094884
Your weakness and will to give superiority to others sickens me. I will fuck you and destroy your tight little ass with my huge white cock.

>>18094825
>>18094884
I understand why 4chan people think niggers are extra maculine and all that bullshit, it's because you're all fucking dweebs. You all got bullied and I would have bullied you as well. Disgusting little faggot cuck.s
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18094915
>>18094925
I showed you mine now show me yours :)

>>18094976
POST IT NOW

>>18094884
>>18094976
There is no way either of these faggots can get properly erect.

>>18092792
That dog died around ten years ago:
https://laregledujeu.org/arrabal/2011/03/27/2026/le-petit-chien-de-houellebecq-est-mort-el-perrito/

>>18094987
Oh, you're boring
>>18095011
Even if it's not fully erect, my bf still loves big floppy dick :)

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