/lit/ - Literature

Sleepytime Tea, and I like to eat Valium while I read.

I fast for three days before I even touch a holy book, you charlatan.

Often a strong bourbon accompanies me whenever I traverse the streets of Nietzsche or Plato.

Clipper tea. In the mornings, I make some espresso in the mocha.

Salt and vinegar chips, have to go to a really far a way market to get them so i stock up whenever I go there, its an adventure in its own walking 1,5 miles with 5-6 bags of chips.

>>1805276
>walking 1,5 miles
What? That's like down the road, lardy.

I enjoy some nice chai myself. If I had to pick a snack, it'd depend on my mood but generally I don't like to eat while I read. I don't want to touch the food and then the page.

>>1805277
Im not fat, im lazy.

>>1805281
I bet you 5-6 bags of chips that you are both.

>>1805274
try not to do what you're doing.

I like to eat a whole goat when I read books or People magazine

I like popcorn, but almost never eat it while reading. A good sandwhich or sub is cool. I often drink proletarian tea or diet coke.

>>1805290
Oh yeah? Try eating a whole People Magazine.

I drink bee. I eat whatever.

I don't eat while reading, but I like to drink coffee, whisky, or cheap wine and smoke weed and cigarettes while I read

>>1805322
So you like to smell like shit?

>>1805326
this is a good point often overlooked, and I'd just like to point it out to anyone thinking of trying Marijuana. You will smell like an ass.

>>1805326
I spend most of my time outdoors; I smell more like dirt and trees than I do cigarettes.

>that feel when you can't stuff your gob full of crackers and cheese because you'll lose your page

>>1805356
>that feel when I never have that feel because I can multitask

>>1805339
you smell like dirt and burning garbage

>>1805334
Marijuana smells quite nice. May be an acquired taste, but definitely not assy at all.

>>1805404
It's really more about where your Marijuana is from. Mexican schwag smells like ass. Some BC bud does not.

>>1805406

so proud of my province

>>1805404
That's oregano.

>>1805404
>>1805406
No, it all smells like ass. If you smoke it, you undoubtedly will smell like it too, its just that you get used to the smell. It gets worse when it gets into your pores, because then even after taking a shower you will smell like ass until the marijuana is out of your system.

>>1805416
Ahhh, yes. If you smoke it, it does smell like ass. I agree.

I thought we were talking about marijuana in its unburnt state.

Also, get laid, niggas, etc

>>1805416
>It gets worse when it gets into your pores, because then even after taking a shower you will smell like ass
OCD detected.

>>1805412
Well I'm not. Fuck British Columbia. Can't wait to get out of this temperate rainforest hellhole.

WHY WON'T YOU STOP RAINING, SKY.

>>1805432
>He doesn't own a good umbrella.
>He doesn't use the rain as an excuse to find a good bar or cafe and hole up, reading.

>laughing_bitches.gif

>>1805442
>I tried doing the whole cafe reading thing, then realized it was cheaper and more private to read at home.
>Mothafucka, I don't even own an umbrella. I just walk in the rain and let that shit get all over me, running down my face and shit, i dont even give a fuck.

Earl Grey. Hot.

>>1805465
That's true about the cheapness and privacy of home. I also like to talk to bitches after I've finished 50 pages and a beer, though, you know?

You really should own an umbrella. Don't be one of those Vancouverites who sneers at adequate rain protection. It improves the experience of walking around dramatically. I suggest you head on over to umbrella stores on Broadway or at Granville and pick up one.

>>1805472
Hey wait are you the guy who wrote Chedda Boyz?

>>1805472
Or I'll just shoplift one from American Apparel.

Vancouver isn't so bad, really, if you're used to the rain, and don't suffer from seasonal depression.

Cafe Crepe is pretty neat.

I'm thinking of moving to Victoria.

>>1805498
>Cafe Crepe
>American Apparel
>Victoria
>seasonal depression

Oh shit nigga what are you doing.

Do I really need to be tour guide to a Vancouverite who doesn't know how to get shit done in his own city? How old are you that you still go to Cafe Crepe and American Apparel?

Are you aware of how many swinging joints there are in this city? And you hang out at Cafe Crepe? And want to relocate to Victoria?

This nigga actually serious ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

>>1805509
Actually, I was joking. The Shoplifting at American Apparel was a hipster Tao Lin reference. Inb4 'UR TAO LIN. FUCK OFF TAO.' And Cafe Crepe has good crepes!

And anyways, I'm not much of a party animal. Or rather - one of a different variety. I don't think it would be possible to find a place in Vancouver, or any city for that matter to quench my thirst for bathtub gin, speakeasies, and the Charleston.

Or at the very least, some happening fast paced jazz.

Gone are the days...

>>1806432
And yes, Victoria. Because I'm English, and this city is far too Canadian for my taste. Not that I'm particularly fond of the English either, but it's the lesser of two unwarrantedly self-important evils.

>>1806432
Bro, I wish you were with me when I spent a summer in Winnipeg. That was, surprisingly, a swinging Jazz city. Bathtub gin, speakeasies, and the Charleston I can't help you with. I do know that I like the 24 hour joints on Broadway; Bennys and Calhoun's are so good for watching the sun rise and sipping a coffee.

Hope I run into you one day out on Broadway, bro. :)

>>1806438
You're English??? Go to London. Victoria is not what you think it is.

>>1806806
dude, you are starting to become really obnoxious...

... just letting you know

>>1806831
I care about you, anonymous, really. Your feelings matter to me.

>>1806810
>implying I've never been there before.
And, London isn't what you think it is. Unless you think it's a maggot infested scab on the face of an otherwise somewhat decent country. Then it is exactly what you think it is.