/lit/ - Literature

>>18042407
I fucking hate Americans so much

>>18042407
>April 16th, 2021
>I have successfully infiltrated the prostitution ring...

>>18042421
those are irshmen

>>18042421
unironically rent free

They don't know that the whole earth, perpetually steeped in blood, is nothing but a vast altar upon which all that is living must be sacrificed without end, without measure, without pause, until the consummation of things, until evil is extinct, until the death of death.

>>18042421
lmao, owned. dweeb.
>>18042430

>>18042421
This obviously isn't in America, at least not any urban areas

>>18042407
I've watched this video five times and still have no idea what I'm supposed to be describing.

>>18042407
It was too much heat to take but not in the sense they imagined, of course the camera was rolling so I had to pretend I was having fun. And so I made a funny gesture, wiping the sweat of involvement off my brow. My brow was cold and I was feeling nothing. I was chilled to the bone and everyone looked as if he or she was melting, all the faces one lump of flesh with a skull underneath, each indiscernible from the other, each cackling at me and blathering nonsense that I did not want to understand. I had to escape! I desperately went for the door with my practiced gestured, I closed the door behind me, if there were a key I would have locked it. I went a bit far and somewhere dark and I took a few deep breaths. I kept looking at my hands, each finger, pale and bloodless. The booze was in my head. I unbuttoned my shirt a bit to let some air in my lungs. I wished for a moment I could open myself to let some air in, precious breath, precious things that were not the horrible reality I was in. Maybe if I let my blood out something else would substitute it, maybe all I had to do was force this horrible darkness out of my system, and the light would pour in. And I would be able to look again.

>>18042430
Yeah, unfortunately us Irish receive anglospheric pop-culture yokes a few years later than most.

>>18042469
An abundance of beautiful women in one room

>>18042438
Joseph de Maistre?

>>18042494
But what are they doing?

>>18042407
> Month 4 of looking for the Lesbian Hivemind.
> I entered a room full of blond-haired young students, dancing and indulging into alchohol. I wasn't sure if I was on the right lead, this time, but I couldn't pass the opportunity to establish a list of suspects by identifying the people at this social gathering if something happened either. The room smelled of flowery perfumes and youthfulness. A few male students were present, discussing with multiple girls at a time.
> I found myself being attracted to a girl by the name of Stacy. After further investigation, I discovered that we were close in terms of age, it turned out she went back to college after working for a few years as a cook in a restaurant in New York. She claimed to know almost everyone at these parties, and offered me a drink.
> Nothing happened that night, so I brought her at my place.
> A girl of petite stature knocked at my door the next morning, she looked lost and was asking for directions. I was drowsy and helped. When I went back to bed, Stacy was gone.
> She didn't leave a note, nor a number. I tried to reach out to her by talking to some of the guys from the party. They were happy to help a fellow drunkard, but nobody knew a Stacy.

>>18042482
nice

>>18042510
Talking and laughing

>>18042407
I often remind myself that we’re all puppets trapped in a decomposing cage of flesh and bone, with a million desires whirling around us at all times like sirens attempting to lure us to our doom. That these desires are nothing but the conjured demons of economics, society, and evolution and while they promise fulfillment they will only use you to their own ends, increasing their strength over you, leaving you a slave and a broken human. The world of phenomena is a test, projected by the noumena, and to conquer it you must conquer yourself.

Although I might try to convince myself that life has some external value, after a night drinking with “friends” or a sexual encounter with woman, it quickly becomes apparent that most friends are not worth having, and that woman’s sexual desires are so perverse and banal that their even having desired you bears the weight of a bad conscience. What man does not disgrace himself by submitting to a woman’s desires? He becomes a fool, a brute, a scoundrel, a cuckhold, all at once— and looses himself in the process. What man benefits from society? He devoured his life’s work to the machinations of warfare and industry, he trampled the earth, he becomes bound up in stories told to gullible children, he is sold slavery and like an idiot wears his chains with pride.

Service originates in the Latin word "Servi”, meaning slave. That’s what society, friends, woman the whole world, asks from you, your slavery. In English, the familiar for of “you”, “thou”, has long since died from the language. For those lonely men in Anglo countries seeking company, this should be (with honest reflection) enough proof that you will never find it. We live in a civilizational world-spirit which lacks even the words to express friendship, closeness.

There are two things in life worth their weight in gold: freedom and silence. How many men exchange these treasures for paper? Or for a soft touch of flesh? Or for some false sense of meaning to disguise their emptiness?

In books, there is the peace of forming a genuine connection with another person. If you cannot read, write. If you cannot write, read. If you are still lonely, hire a whore; it is less demeaning and less expensive than going to clubs. Logos is the breaking free of the soul from the flesh, embrace this and turn your eyes from the treachery of desire.

>>18042407
So sad that hot zoomer girls all have gamer necks and shoulders.

>>18042498
Oui

>>18042527
thank you mate, I really like your pasta

imagine the smell

>>18042569
Perfume, booze, femsweat and pussy.

Getting hard just typing that.

>>18042565
Arthur was truly our guy...

>>18042582
many such cases (pic rel)

>>18042580
anon made me hard

>>18042569

>>18042592
that Kongfuzi take holy shit

>>18042565
>>18042582
>>18042592

>>18042636
Were the ancients really this mean about women? It's interesting that many gods were female.

>>18042636

>>18042407
I hate normalfags so much.

>>18042644
If meanness is truth then I am hatred reincarnate

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9215725/
>The average numbers of neocortical neurons were 19 billion in female brains and 23 billion in male brains, a 16% difference.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2567215/#__sec4title
>The most striking finding from the present study is that despite the well known anatomical and functional interindividual variability in the brain (e.g., refs. 24 and 25), we consistently observed a lower synaptic density in women in all cortical layers of the temporal neocortex. Because we examined only relatively few cases (four women and four men), we consider that these differences must therefore be very robust in the general population.

>>18042565
>>18042592
>>18042636
>>18042652
What is the point of saving and reposting all of these images? Get your mind out of the gutter.

>posting this on a friday night

i know some of you are perpetual losers, but to some of us it is really infuriating seeing house parties like this, since even when neighbours call the cops on us probably half of the people who usually would have, didn't shown up anyway because of corona fears. Im so fucking sick of meeting in the park or going hiking, and every houseparty has this disappointing air hanging over it that 1 year ago it was better.
I dont think I have made a new friend in the last year. Got to know some randoms but finding new friends the natural way has been really stumped.

>>18042407
That video makes me irrationally angry.

>>18042662
I'd like to add that there isn't that much of a reason to hate women; it's like getting mad at a dog for being a bit dumb. Go out, get gfs, marry one, have kids. You can do this kings

>>18042407
Imagine some ISISChad eradicating this filth from the planet.

>>18042669
You must be young to be frustrated by this. Things will go back to normal soon. Also, what kind of sad sack would be upset during a party because of the coronavirus? Do you hang out with people who spend their days staring at CNN?

>>18042527
Based my man

>>18042407
The white phosphorous hellfire missile rained death and destruction upon the once lively party. The inhuman wails of its remaining semi-living attendees did no stop for some time.

Jeremy strutted out of the pussy-zone, the Indochinese heat blasting his retinas and fish scent raped his nose. He drew a cool manual to his scabby forehead, looking at my eyeballs and widening his at the same instant.
"pussy," he told me telepathically. "it's fucking pussy dude, in there, seriously lol"
"okay let me see for myself"
"I wouldn't"
inside is the larger curriculum of pussy and cock. it's loud, the sound and noise is/was loud and my penis was loud against my genes. I make eye contact with two slappers examining one-another. My penis said hullo. my fishy friend glanced back towards my anus and moved her joints and circled her mass in such a way that my cock was hard. I went towards her as Jeremy had done once. I approached the doorframe. The lighting dimmed. It was never real. My penis is lost. This place is like a fucking furnace, it's Indochinese heat, I look around, I'm in a jungle. A vietnamese ratboy slides up behind me and slits me in my asshole. So much for Freshman year.

>>18042669
I don't know if you guys caught the subtext, but I think we are lucky enough to have a cool guy in our midst goes to parties. What an honour

>>18042407
That video just raped my eyes fuck you OP

>>18042407
My God their posture is horrible. Why do so few women know how to stand up straight.

>>18042731
fucking kekd

>>18042731
> A vietnamese ratboy slides up behind me and slits me in my asshole.
u good??

Their look is one of a manufactured perfection and their beauty, although on loan, rents itself to an exhilaration of which I can only bear witness.

The conformity of their insular happiness escapes me; I know that it is something that I lack, and will take no part in, and I despise them. I transcend with hatred.

>>18042750
Teach us how to stand up straight, anon.

>>18042407

I imagine myself there and I cringe at the thought. I'm ugly, would have nothing to say, would be blushing with embarrassment, and would leave early.

>>18042407
I hate normies

>>18042669
I feel the same regarding concerts and operas, not house parties though. Only trashy people go to those, I take you are one of them.

>>18042781
Make sure to drink beer mixed with liquor, throw up on the dumb sluts and cause as much chaos as possible before leaving.

>>18042658
u jelly nigga

>>18042767
Have you ever seen a chicken. Like that. Chest pointed to the sky, back arched such that the posterior is pronounced. Head held high. Arms pressed back with elbows pointed in. The whole charade exudes fertility and chastity. If only women listened to me, how happy I could make them... baka...

>>18042407
TIME: 23:51
SYSTEMS: NOMINAL
ROUTINE: 1
USER PROFILE: chadslayer69

: ROASTIES LOCATED
: SQUINTMAX SEQUENCE: ACTIVATE p6
: working
: PRESS ANY BUTTON TO CONTINUE
:
ERROR! TALLER MALE DETECTED
: ENGAGE POSTURE MODE
: PUFF CHEST MODULE OUT +14%
: working
: ANALYSING TARGET
:......99%
: NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILT DETECTED
: JAW PROFILE -4
: DYEL
: PROBABLY LIKE A 3/10
: TARGET RETREATING
: ALL SYSTEMS GO

: PUSSY SIGHTED
: SUBJECT DANCING
: ROASTIE EYE CONTACT ESTABLISHED
: TARGET: SMILING WITH A TOOTH STRAIGHTNESS PROFILE OF 3
: PROBABLY LIKE A 6/10 DUDE
: IS... IS SHE MOCKING US?
: .....
: SHE'S LAUGHING AT US OH SHIT OH FUCK
: ..... SPAGHETTI JETTISON SEQUENCE INTIATED
: ALL SYSTEMS SHUT DOWN
: ..................................................................................................................................................

They seem to flow naturally through life, and I can't. I am entangled with the debris of social failure. Every conversation I pore over with a morbid obsession. I erect small graves to my dignity that I return to like a masochist.
I console myself with the belief that there is nothing of substance here, in the world of the social, only a dull sheet of noise. Where is the feeling when it is all submerged in alcohol? But then I look at myself again, and my life carries anything but feeling. I reached old age before my time. And like old men, I'm reduced to cynic. I don't want niceties. I want nubile, fertile bodies to submit to my will, to drain my essence and worship me like a god.

>>18042463
looks like a typical state uni party

>>18042407
The den of licentious teens smelled sweetly of youth. Little did they know hell awaited them for their premarital flirtations, but for now the joyous glow of amorousness and the energy of them all was itself intoxicating, to say nothing of the illicit substances they were sinfully consuming. Though their souls were unwittingly dimming and slipping into darkness, their flush and flowering bodies were bright with the joy of simply living.

Chad Chadson had to step out and catch his breath. There were too many hot blondes in there, and the fact that from some angles they all looked like clones somehow aroused him even more. The young buck needed to breed. It stung at him, taunted him, challenged him. But he also needed to catch his breath and think about which girl he was going to target. Stacy Newman was an obvious choice, busty, petite, with an ass that his dick would split in half. But Candice was looking good too, a but wrong in the face but her goods made up for it. But it was really Mia that he wanted. As she minced by him he caught a whiff of her overpowereing pheramonal fuckability, and his whole athletic frame tensed up and his respectably sized penis jolted from its slumber.

Then before he knew what he was doing he was on tiktok watching the latest meme. While he wasn't looking Stacy left with Derek, Candice puked on herself and was now being tended to by her friends as they held up her hair and she lowered her head into the toilet seat and wretched. Mia simply stepped out briefly, saw Chad oblivious on his phone, signaled her openness to him silenty, and then shortly gave up and walked away.

>>18042831
incredible

>>18042831
>..... SPAGHETTI JETTISON SEQUENCE INTIATED

Kek my sides.

>>18042831
best one itt

>: NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILT DETECTED

>>18042820
The problem is that that makes my rear look too big. Maybe when I'm thinner.

>>18042510
ummm, having fun sweetie

>>18042899
Oh dont be so hard on yourself. How about you post a photo and ill make an impartial judgement ;)

>>18042831
>IS... IS SHE MOCKING US?
>: .....
>: SHE'S LAUGHING AT US OH SHIT OH FUCK
>: ..... SPAGHETTI JETTISON SEQUENCE INTIATED
I'm in fucking tears someone cap this one

>>18042831
masterpiece

>>18042407
Imagine tossing a molotov into the room lol

>>18042906
Alright, here you go.

>>18042831
Jej

>>18042939

>>18042949
The Virgin Berrypicker VS the Chad Lord of Electricity

>>18042407
So many people in a room,
none of them are wearing a mask
packed like sardines in a can,
and I feel anxious,
they are spreading the disease,
and.. they don't care?
how can they laugh about it?
are they that dumb?
are they doing it on purpose?
Why do they not respect me?
Do they want to kill me?
I want to live

>>18042831
BASED

>>18042955
Looking supreme my man

>>18042831
this is the kind of shit that keeps me coming back to /lit/

>>18042831
too real

im old....

>>18042407
There was a guy and he walked out of a room where there were more people.

>>18042831
>spaghetti jettison sequence

I am happy that these people are having fun.
I wish I was young again.

Fie! This is the curse I live, day after day; to meander the halls of this unending Hilbert's hotel only to encounter what is, in effect, the same room time and time again. At first, one is struck with the most acrid odor of alcohol being consumed in excess. After having my olfactory senses overloaded, my visual receptors are then put to the test, and all too often mistake the room to be one or two men mingled between scores of nymphettes... But soon my reason is restored, I see these figures for what they really are. They are no match for the callipygian beauty of Aphrodite, nor do they hold against the pneumatic divinity of that enchantress Circe, who so tempted Homer's companions with her beauty that they could not reason to feast only with their eyes. Nay, these young strumpets are about as inspiring to the poet as their hymens are intact. As I scramble through the halls, desperately seeking one shred of human sanity, I'm greeted with the same acts of carnage... The young lecher stepping out of one room to explore another, wiping his brow as though he has just finished a day's labor, as though his sowing of seed is as honourable and valuable as that of the farmer. He is about as ready for intellectual discussion as he is an honest days work. And the women! Them with the same vapid, lifeless gaze; mouths ajar; the primitive movement of limbs with body in synchronization to the music, lacking all control of themselves... It is as though their bodies are saying what their vocabularies lack the eloquence to articulate; they gyrate their hips in that fashion that is most unbecoming of 21st century women, as though they are an airport lighting the runway to give the plane an easy landing, and it is evident that they want but one thing, these women, and that they expect me to grant it to them, as has every other man who enters that room. But I stand alone, amid the madness, searching for a single soul who shares in my agony... I believe I'll die searching, entirely alone, but I'd rather be alone in these halls and preserve my sanity than to live one day under their bestial spell, for a day and a year is all the same to the animal, to live even one second overcome with carnal desire is not too different to submitting one's whole life to it.

>>18042430
They are Americans possessing the bodies of Irishmen. The only indicator that this isn't taking place in America is that there are no descendants of niggers within the quarters.

>>18043066
Okey dokey

Plain women in a plain room. A young man wipes his brow upon exit. The women are excited, they are chatting, they are happy to be noticed.

They are apparently Irish.

>>18042669
Miss techno shows so goddamn much, seems the yurochads are more into the secret shows than the nycfags

>>18043066
Kek, ok the filename got me

"I'm an active shooter" He thought to himself, internally chuckling as he pointed his phone at the scene in the next room. A cavalcade of blondes in tight jeans could be seen through the door.

You can tell it isn't America because the girls are wearing jeans instead of skintight leggings showcasing their jiggly asscheeks.

>>18043181
I like this one a lot

>>18042668
Get your mind off of pussy.

>>18042407
> It looked like an advertisement for Ireland.

Later lads. I'm going home.

To me, the unhappiest people in the world are those in the watering places, the international watering places like the south coast of France and Newport and Palm Springs and Palm Beach; going to parties every night, playing golf every afternoon, then bridge. Drinking too much, talking too much, thinking too little. Retired. No purpose

>>18043066
Nice writing nigga

DEGENERATES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be DEGENERATES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DEGENERATES" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of majorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

This is why COVID has gone on for so long

>>18043324
Suck your mum

>>18043177
not sure about that, am yurochad into techno and there's no secret parties i know of (central europe, there's some in places like ukraine and georgia)

>ENVY: The Thread

>>18043276
I heard this through Norm MacDonald and it made me really want to learn more about Nixon, any actual good books for that ?

>>18042407
>imhorney.jpg

>>18043411
...aaand wigs. but srsly, I agree. I want to learn about nixon just because Norm likes him, same with Manson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGvjEMc71c

A typical night in dinkytown. Glad I got to experience this enshrined cultural phenomena in order to instill the belief that it’s a lower form of existence which propagates an ungodly amount of superficial suffering.

>>18042731
I love it.

>>18042669
Damn bro. How does a popular guy like you find the time for us little people. You must be a chad or something like that.

>>18043066
A bit rough around the edges, but there's something here.

>>18042407
Her eyes were empty and her soul was forfeit; there remained solely the flesh.

>>18042527
This will never not be based. This is eternal

>>18042766
Nice anon

>>18043276
based dick

>>18042831
/thread

>>18042407
Whores and jocks are pretending they are having fun

>>18042407
A pregame, in the prefabricated apartment complex, up on some floor, three or four, it doesn't matter, high enough to not be on the ground floor but hardly high enough to feel convincingly urban, not high enough into the dead steel gardens of humanity where cat women and homosexuals plot against one another, and, certainly, this off-campus student apartment did not have floors high enough nor tenants to occupy them, was occurring.

>>18042407
No black people. Nothing is wrong.

>>18042407
I've been here before, and I'll most assuredly be here again. I never enjoy it, but on the lonelier nights I'll wish I had a party like this to go to. Tonight I just want to be alone. The grass is always greener I suppose. No reason to sulk, James has served his sentence, done his rounds, and with a swipe of his forehead signaling relief, he exits. My turn into the gauntlet. We'll all talk, knowing the music is too loud to hear, the sentence fragments too short to convey any real meaning, but that's the point. Every sentence shared is a game of Russian Roulette. Each thought communicated is a failure to hide what we might actually believe. Belief is dangerous here, the objective is to simply assimilate, and free thought is the antithesis of assimilation. So here we are, all trying to talk as much as possible while communicating as little. I walk in, wishing I was home, and realizing the grass isn't green anywhere.

With precum gathering in my pants I select my victim. The pretentious looking blonde by the door, stuck up, rich looking, superior to thee, untouchable by all, but not by me. Her friends look preoccupied and uncaring. I see she's drinking a bloody mary, how ironic, on seconds thoughts it could be a badly concocted vodka and cranberry, who cares. I remember my ziplock bag of pills in my back pocket, three should do it, her drink is perfect for hiding the dissolving effects bubbles and all. I approach swiftly feeling eyes on me, pills gripped in a dry palm. She guffaws and laughs in premeditated fun and I drop them in. Through the door I get a fridge, a man with a camera, I'm done. Quickly I take my hand and swipe it on my forehead, a humorous gesture but one which doesn't lie about my true feelings. I'm off the hook and free. In twenty minutes the pills will take effect.

>>18042851
Have you ever actually been to an American university?

>>18042407
Halogen and cracked plaster. She laughed at something she half-heard and then turned to look at the camera. Soda and beer ran in rivulets over the folding table while a dozen others shouted, cheered, made the same paen to youth which is only endurable to those in it.

There would be cold days. Somewhere in the future were any numbers of horrors. She sits in a lawnchair while her husband talks of his diagnosis. He had been so thrilled at the promotion. She hadn't the heart to say she had been fucking his best friend.

But for tonight, drowned in the smell of beer and sex and that great soporiffic, she can be with her friends and forget all those awful futures which may come to be and pretend like it all won't burn.

>>18042421
>Americans
>white
pick one mutt

>>18043569
probably only slightly scripted. I doubt all those people got together just to make a tiktok

>>18042482
Good shit

>>18042511
Fucking kek

>>18042831
Quality.

>>18042438
awesome

>>18042742
lol

>>18042749
>once saved always saved

But anon, besides leading to laxity and indifferentism, this is simply not true.

https://www.camdenarknews.com/news/2019/feb/01/looking-doctrine-once-saved-always-saved

It was a party. Everyone was dancing and having fun.

>>18042407
Tyler, the simpleton turned Hercules, experiences what the common folk rave about. He masks a face of excitement and excuses himself for a break, but in the inside he questions if it was really worth all of his accomplishments.

>>18042407
the women
the smellz
it was okay, it made me nasty
"Oh hello"

Party, yes, party.
A room packed with drunk blonde girls
Time for a breather

>>18042853
please continue this epic work of literature

>>18042407
On white walls, tiny enought to fit 30 people to the roof, packed as tuna in its tiny box did the music spread out of the room out to mine, just as a dangerous virus does to an animals body once it reaches its blood.

>>18043529
Yeah on rereading I could've probably fixed up a few run on sentences towards the end

>>18042831

>>18042831
Good shit

why are people getting so triggered over a random video of some boring normie college freshman house party lmao

the barrier to entry looks like being able to handle miniscule banter without throwing a tantrum and running home to develop your soijack folder

>>18042831
>: SQUINTMAX SEQUENCE: ACTIVATE p6

>>18042421
Pervasive degeneracy.

>>18042407
He walked out of that room, that vibrant pulse of a life so vain to taste, with the most pearly sweat emerging from the tireless glands of his forehead. As we enter, a warm, sweet perfume fills the air, the air of some room in a large complex, of a cell inside a myriad of others, filled with the luxurious beliefs and dreams of a life lived in utmost carelessness. Her eyes widened and her viperish belly began to show a faint hint of a twist in the pulse of the night as her pupils widened, seeing my face in what could have been a mirror, as I entered. Chatter and sound filled the air, infused with the scent of a thousand rainy April nights I spent alone - and I knew why.

Don't judge too hard pls, swissfag here, English isn't my first language.

>>18042482
Way too many sentences starting with I, even if it is first person

>>18042731
Good

>>18042831
>Negative canthal tilt detected

>>18042430
okay so where was he wrong though, Ireland is literally just little America

>>18045979
Its envy

>>18046199
this

>>18042831
(You) win

>>18042527
What is some good fiction for those feels?
Nonfiction would be Schopenhauer I guess?

>>18042407
upon the hell alter, welcome spawn.
not the dream today, she.

I refuse to believe you guys haven't experienced this (less % of women though) at least once in your life

There are too many incels in this thread unfortunately.

Tell me how should I act if this ever happens to me?

>>18046327
>>18046376
Kill yourselves, normalscum. Stick to TikTok and Twitter.

>>18046414
Anon, why do you insist on being an incel? Not every normalfag uses Twitter or TikTok you know.

>>18042407
I wish I was popular in high school.

>white geldings instead of black studs


Unrealistic

>>18042580
describe femsweat for me

>>18042482
Very nice

>>18042527
What Schopenhauer book is this?

>>18042421
You won't find that many Europeans in one room in America.

>>18042668
Post tits (and dick)

>>18042407
Cringe

>>18042669
>caring about parties and "Friday nights"
You'll stop caring soon. When I was unemployed I didn't even remember it was the weekend unless somebody told me

>>18042669
Lmfao i used to be the guy that threw the best and constant house parties in high school. Parties a little the first couple years of college and then stopped. I'm 23 now and do not give a fuck. Such a waste of time and energy. Conversations are garbage, everything is loud and annoying, sex is mediocre and is actually more difficult to get than just meeting girls during the day in normal settings.

>>18042831
This is actually how I think in these situations how do I fix this

>>18042731
>Jeremy strutted out of the pussy-zone
Already after the first line

>>18042853
>The den of licentious teens smelled sweetly of youth
Future sex offender detected

>>18043062
t. 24 year old

>>18042669
oh poor you

"How many eggs do they half? Theres too many to count. Better take a water break and find out later."

>>18042731

>>18046823
it's over for you
get off the internet I guess

>>18042430
No difference. 95% of the world is america.

i wish i had friends

>>18042731
writing god

>>18042407
Listen, I'm not a homosexual. I like women, I like having sex with women. I like looking at them, and from time to time, I like talking to them, I don't even hate them. But I cannot help but feel extreme cringe observing them 99% of the time. They are just so fucking CRINGE. I don't have any word to describe it. Like stupid hapless little insecure beings acting and putting on a show 24/7. Look at this video, when they are in groups, in "leisure" environments where the goal is to show off and social signal for the most part, sometimes to directly attract a mate. Look how they stand near and constantly touch eachother in that way for safety, with a deep anxiety, but also subsequently put on this "super confident fun party girl" act. Its so fucking OBVIOUS. How could they think they are fooling anybody?
They are just pathetic beings until around motherhood when they regain some semblance of dignity and confidence. Like a pack of weak scared gazelles that if they feel it, would use their social and sexual power to destroy you like a lion. The female is most certainly the weaker sex. There is no question about this.

>>18042494
>beautiful
no

>>18044187
He's right though, just a bunch of rich white kids in a room. That's university.

I will admit it is EXTREMELY white, but there really isn't anything stopping this from being in America man. As a matter of fact, I live by a gas station and last night 9/10ths of the people in the line looked like these people, must have been a large get together of wealthy kids near where I live. :3

>>18046934
I went to a university like this as an Arab. 80-90% mayos. Had a good time fucking white girls but got sick of them quick. Most are mentally ill with zero discipline. They were always slobs and would skip showering some days. And if you raised your voice at them they act like you just beat them. Dads never set them straight growing up. I am done with whiteys. Whitbois, you can have them in your ethnostate or whatever.

>>18046954
arabs are white

>>18046954
It doesn't surprise me, young white girls are extremely brainwashed.

>>18042407
Is the first girl about to start twerking at the end of the video? I have read somewhere recently that Ireland has the most promiscuous women on the planet

>>18046957
Not in the sense our amerifriends give to that word - Irish and persians aren't white because of reasons. Even a kabyle with green eyes and ginger hair isn't white. On the other side they call both indians and chinese 'asians' and Obama is Black. Game language at its finest.

where are their masks...??

>where are their masks...??

It was the omnivores dilemma all over again. As I looked in, a woman for whom safaris are made among untold other priestesses looked and waved. I saw nothing but a choice: which of them might help me dispose of the body? It was an odd animal, it was quite large and brown, not a dog of course, but definitely some forest animal, I thought to myself. It needed to be circulated among us, so we could hear it's thoughts one last time to decide it's place. Behind the garage, or under the carpet, like birds of yore, that odd Tuesday a week ago?

>>18046957
Idk I dont really care about the scientific definition, I just use the word to describe people of European decent. Most look distinct from us and us from them. There's an obvious overlap as "Caucasians" i don't doubt that but I don't consider myself white. I stand out when I'm around them

>>18042731
>So much for Freshman year.

God damn it

>>18042407

>All the runaway clones from the laboratory came to hide in my kitchen and ate my food and drank the beer I'd saved for Friday.

>>18042831

Dod is dead.
Culture is dead.
Meaning is gone.
Shared identity is gone.
Storytelling is dead.
Myth, synonym for lie.
Life has been demystified.

>>18045979
look at the guys there instead of the girls, coomer
90% of males could never get an invite there so some envy is understandable
anyway thread is pretty funny so I don't get why you are so asspained

That webm makes me extremely anxious

>>18047519
Why, anon?

>>18047536
>lots of people, probably lots of noise, with several pretty girls looking directly at me and expecting me to say something
I would probably force an awkward smile and get the fuck out asap

>>18047543
Alcohol anon, booze, it exists for a reason

>>18047555
I don't drink.
I don't go to parties anyway and have no friends so I would never realistically find myself in such a situation, but the video is still stressful

>>18042438
Based Anaximander

>>18047561
>I don't drink.
That's your problem, maybe if you drank you would go to parties

>>18047561
we are one and the same

>>18046327
>my life is such garbage that normalfags can't even believe it
haha

>>18047573
my father is an alcoholic

>>18047573
Even if I drank I wouldn't go to parties
>>18047574
feels bad man
But every alternative feels even worse

>>18043386
>16 years old: the post

I'm really glad that this stage of my life where I care about such things is over. Things are getting better anons. You can make it.

>>18042407
i love being white
>>18046957
no you are not, you are mutts at best

>>18047620
Opportunities: Gone
Regrets: Mounting
Cope Mode: Engaged

>>18047637
Projection: full throttle

>>18046823
you don't. you're perfect as you are anon :3

>>18047519
are there people who dont get anxious watching that video?

>>18047654
Not me :3

>>18046742
Its a sorority house you fucking retard.

>>18042407
Girls are so unabashed and carefree about there buttholes, unlike boys.

>>18042787
Still aggrieved you weren’t invited to the -19 Spring banquet at Worthington manor? We took delight in whispering about you loutish tastes. You’ve never been an aesthete, have you?

It was a lovely affair.

>>18047637
>>18047649
: COPE SEQUENCE BETA -- FAG 1 INITIATED
: POSTING COPE ON FOUR CHANNEL DOT ORG FORWARD SLASH LIT SLASH
: .....
: COPEPOST SUCCESSFUL
: MASTURBATION SEQUENCE INITIATED

>>18042636
Aquinas builds on this very well. Summa Theologica 1a question 92.
>>18042644
They were just telling the truth.
If you want to be mean to women, tell them they can do anything a man can do. Tell them they don't need a man, but they can have as much fun with men as they like. Tell them having children isn't important, and they can delay or forego it. Tell them a 30 year old woman is just as desirable as a 20 year old one.
Then in 10 years from now come back and laugh at them.

>>18048140
based

>>18042955
HEYY HE WAS HANDSOME , WHY HE DID IT

>>18043324
COVID is fake

>>18042731

>>18042421
Way too white to be america

>>18042731
>it's loud, the sound and noise is/was loud and my penis was loud against my genes.

>>18042430
Thats where the worst of america comes from

>>18042669
You're secretly gay, most unfortunate for you.

>>18042669
Oh no, your life will forever be ruined. Missing out on a year of raging house parties will forever stunt someones emotional and mental growth.
In 20-30 years I suspect a lot of people will enter midlife crisis and commit suicide because of the dread they feel from not having lived youth entirely as an american pie movie.

>>18042669
An actual npc

>>18042971

>>18051157
Fuck whores and do cocaine and you'll be fine.

>>18042407
>Imagine my horror at this scene.
>No, let me describe it to you. It is the best panacea I know. And I fear it is the only one left to me.
>Good Thomas, friend of mine, had urged me to be social. Ha, social, like an insect yes? He had directed me to a gathering, a place of much to-do, promising levity. He knew me to be a homebody, yet respected this as little as- well, as you would an insect.
>Was the hour of six when I entered. Thomas had fairly pushed me there. Good friend. I must repay him somehow...
>I opened the door and was struck by a smell. My brain struggled to place it. Cough syrup? No, it was sharper than that. I recalled young days at the lab in school, when we would be told to clean our instruments- with alcohol. Surely that could not be correct, why would there be such a stench of it at a party? People drink alcohol of course, I realized, but not that kind, if they would rather not go blind. Surely potable alcohol was no so detestable, else... why would anyone drink it?
>Swiftly was I to find out the folly of this line of thought.
(part the first of a trilogy)

>>18051658
>I was greeted by a man, the kind they call a bro, and asked about my purpose. Before I could rightly expound what I have told you now, he clapped me on the shoulder as if he were an old friend, and swayed as if in a strong breeze.
>"Fret not," said he. "All is for nought, but more than nought shall there be for all this night!" As I pondered his mix of nihilism and gaiety, he offered me a drink. Not being one to refuse the customs of guesthood, I accepted. His comment had distracted me from the question of the smell. But even had it not, I likely would have been afflicted.
>Yes, the drink tasted of sweet citrus, albeit a bit like cough syrup. Call me mad but I do not have a distaste for cough syrup, so I took another drink, and smiled my thanks at the one who would be "bro".
>My actions thereafter are but a haze. I vomited at some point, or else I was near someone who did, my laundry will attest so.
>The point that rings out in my mind is when a... how shall I be charitable... a beautiful woman of not too great care for her health or dare I say her soul spoke to me. I may be wrong on any one of those points, but I can say for certain that she propositioned me. I could not accept, yet in that moment I could neither reject. Speechless was I, statuelike.
(the finale approaches)

>>18042494
>beautiful
Americans really are retarded aren't they?

>>18051674
>At last I rested control of myself long enough to smile back at her and say that another time would be better. She slipped me a piece of paper, what I supposed was her address. I knew then I must leave.
>Winding my way through the throng, I found the door whence I entered. As I exited, I wiped the newly formed sweat from my brow. It happened that someone was nearby with a camera, and caught the exact moment on film.
>I traveled home; I dare not think how long it took me, as again the haze dominates my memory, but my neighbor informed me the next day it was the hour of two on my arrival.
>Upon awaking I was greeted with the most dreadful headache I dare say I have ever experienced. I changed my clothes, tempted to discard the soiled shirt for good.
>I figured that at least my troubles were at an end, but I had forgotten- the note. Pulling it from my trousers I unfolded it and read. A deathly pallor fell upon me.
>It read: "I shall be spurned nor lied to by one such as you. You think me a tramp and have no intention of contacting me again. Do not consider yourself above others, mere man." The last line was writ in red, and keeps me affixed to this place still, these hours later. "Now that my missive has been read, your mother shall surely die."

>>18042407
A group of people having fun with each other.

>>18042669
I wasn't at any of those parties so they probably fucking sucked, probably were fucking GARBAGE TRASH PARTIES FOR LOSERS LIKE EVERY PARTY YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER PARTIED WITH YOU AND ONLY GOOD PARTIES ARE THE ONES I GO TO

>>18042430
so guaranteed the song playing there is i'll bring you flowers

>>18042899
Lol. :3

Typical woman post

>>18042438
And they live all their 80 years old long life and then die happily without this knowledge.

>>18042438
think they do
even a baby knows that

>>18052014
>says this vastly existential statement regarding the meaning of life and good and evil
>HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL HAHAHAHAHA EVEN BABBY KNOWS THAT LOLOL
What's next?
>writes book
>EVEN BABBY KNOWS
>makes spee-
>BABBY KNOWS SUCK BABCOCK

>>18052025
oioi

>>18042421
Unironically have sex

>>18042407
The women stand in a large cluster, igniting sexual tension to a level never seen before in a gathering. The remaining man, realizing what a predicament this eventual lesbian orgy would be for him, a transgender man, quickly ushers out to join the mens' area.

>>18052025
Go outside

>>18042407
I can doing with an image.

>>18052346
>sad_male_nurse.jpg

>>18052356
>butterfly_masturbating_to_:3.jpg

>>18042831
Funniest post I have seen

>>18052346
You can tell this guy can't stand these dumb bitches.

>>18052487
Why become a nurse?

>>18052600
Because women are so terrible in their job that if you are a male nurse, you have a sure job.

>>18042831
too real bros

>>18052665
Idiot

>>18042527
>>18042565
>>18042592
>>18042636
>>18042652
I find that men are more than willing to scrutinize the other sex, while not having the consciousnesses to be able to criticize their own. Women are exactly the same.

>>18042482
the dramatic woes of a overly self-centered contrarian

>>18051157
suicide is often so banal

>>18052665
lmao this guy knows whats up

>>18052756
keep the noise down my dear misgendered baby, the men are talking

>>18042731
>Jeremy strutted out of the pussy-zone,
instant gold

>>18052870
I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on both sexes, the picture is not very flattering for anyone

>>18042840
lol this is how everyone feels

>>18047573
People who drink always try to get those who don't to do it too. It's indicative of something but I can't put my finger on it.

>>18042853
this is the opening of an erotic story?

>>18046159
>As we enter, a warm, sweet perfume fills the air, the air of some room in a large complex, of a cell inside a myriad of others, filled with the luxurious beliefs and dreams of a life lived in utmost carelessness. Her eyes widened and her viperish belly began to show a faint hint of a twist in the pulse of the night as her pupils widened
good

>>18052931
I love women and I love men, I find the faults of both to be hilarious. Because it is like they talk past each other

>>18042407
It was a normal party. The party had the feeling, that buzz in the air, spontaneity, nonchalance call it what you will, a little of it was there. This party had the faces of normal teenagers, talking, drinking, smoking and dancing. This was a night to not care for anything in particular, to let words flow freely and drink freer. These will probably be children who grow up finding a way to positively navigate their lives and they will probably thrive within the professional world. The great lot of them are not of any noted significance, nor are they worthy of demerit. They all float on top the ocean of live, buoyant to the currents below.

>>18053151
talk past each other in perfect unison

>>18042430
I was confused as to why people were saying it took place in the US, the attendees looked too non-mixed to be Americans.

What's so significant about this video? Am I just out of touch?

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyler_twomey/video/6919284132472163590?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

>>18052986
It’s indicative of being courteous

>>18051157
this incel is mad

white girl summer

>>18042407
The smell of old pennies and artificial flowers. Stings the nostrils.

>>18047630
Cringe

>>18042510
consuming alcoholic beverages

>>18052908
I'm exactly that. Sue me.

>>18042669
The absolute seeth that this post has generated is hilarious.

>>18046957
No, they aren't. Some of them may have skin that is 'white' (most don't), but they're still not white as per the standard definition, e.g. european or of euro descent

>>18047022
A pale nordicuck would also stand out among Spaniards, and yet both were accepted as white (inb4 they don't)

To put it simply, yes, that is because they are both white europeans, and far more closely related than any arab is to a european.

As a side point, I imagine most Americans considered white to mean WASP up until fairly recently. But things change when you invite the whole world and the whole of south america into your country

>>18054609
>>18054541

it is in utah i believe

>>18046282
R SCOTT BAKKER THE DARKNESS THAT COMES BEFORE

>>18046282
Unironically Bakker.

>>18046282
Prince of nothing

>blondes
cringe

>>18042407
She sells sea shells on the sea shore

>>18046913
>>18051675
incel seething, classic

>>18055614
Go outside and get a taste. These are not beautiful women. Pretty insipid and average.

>>18042407
>incels are impressed by this
kek

>>18051899
>not living a virtuous life
Ngmi

>>18055623
lol literally the next fucking response
have sex lol

>>18055690
Do you faggots actually think these are hot women? These are not even 6 in Scandinavia yet Americans and Irish think these are 10s. Funny how beauty works.

>>18055704
I %100 believe that you would never ever have sex with a woman who looks like that, if that's what you're trying to tell me

>>18055714
I have actually. These types were the sluttier females at uni, usually from broken families. Many even become strippers or prostitutes later in life. They are strickly fuck & run kind of women but it's ultimately meaningless. If you want meaningful sex, you should look elsewhere and find a real woman.

>>18055778
>believable
ok incel

>>18055822
You don't have to believe me. I'm way too old to care for le sex cred. But these are not the hottest women you can find in Europe. Far from it. That's a fact.

white people

>>18055874
niggers

>>18056169
chinks

>>18042831
hilarious, but this is contemporary verse, right?

>>18042407
Humanity is fucked.
We have to go back.
Reject humanity.
Return to monke.

>>18053551
Is it courteous to become hostile if someone declines your offer?

>>18042407
Pasado el efecto del alcohol, su presencia se me hacía dolorosamente intolerable. Parecían animales primitivos, cuya belleza apenas no llegaba a compensar lo repulsivo de su persona.

Más doloroso aún, era no poder escapar el hecho, patente y sonante, de que estas criaturas que se retuercen espasmódicamente, salivando entre alaridos de extásis vulgar, serían sin la menor duda la élite en los años venideros, granjeándose los favores de la élite precedente meramente primero por su atractivo físico y liberalismo sexual, y luego desvanecido su atractivo, por su familiaridad con la misma élite económica.

>>18056361
No hablo senor

>>18056210
shhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>18042731
I would buy your book

>>18042407
As I timidly walked toward the room I could hear the sounds and smell the scent of all those young body in such close proximity. I caught a glimpse of those rip specimen, pale hair, eyes and skin. A man entered my field of vision, whiping the sweat of his brow, the next moment I was in front of them, one of the woman made strange movement upon seeing me, as in inviting me to join them in their debaucherie. Thousands of years had readied me for this moment, I wasn't gonna let that opportunity go to waste.

>>18042407
David exits the door, looks at me and performs an exaggerated hand movement to indicate that he is digging the situation.
I look over, I'm drunk, the room is full of blondes, I get invited to dance, I dance.

WOO WOO PARTY PARTY WOO WOO

>>18056413
I've been wanting to write longer-form, but the only real place I write atm is dumb shit like this on 4chan, not sure if it would translate well to actual writing. Might give it a go lad

>>18042407
I didn't know which disturbed me more, the disgust I imagined would show upon their faces, or the delighted greetings they offered instead. They laughed, as if we were conspirators in some old joke, the punchline of which had never been given me. Claude feigned a wipe of sweat from his brow as we exchanged glances, but I couldn't know if he even saw me. If anyone really saw me, the me behind the portrait I held, gripped by white knuckles, before my face each and every day baking underneath this human broiler. Would that I could be locked away in an attic, with the portrait left to attend my earthly business. I wonder which of us would age first.

A little grin rose upon Chadington's visage and he wiped nonexistent sweat from his brow. That was an ironic pleasantry that, taken a different way, might have unburdened the receiver of his weight, his hate of places like this. But this receiver was... a man the likes of whom the world had not yet seen. A man to whom an aimed reinforcement of one's own charisma was like a worn rubber band shot from a finger gun. Chad was an inchworm to this man's Godzilla. This was a man born yesterday. And he was me.

A sea of fake blonde sows moved with uniform unique foolishness beyond the threshold. I entered the scene with my mission foremost in mind: an experiment which, like the best of them, has no projected outcome but one unwavering guiding methodology. This was Forever Night. I approached the biggest whore so I could hit her as hard as I could.

"You look exactly the same as everyone else."
"Huh?"
"Why do you all look the same? And out of everyone, I'm asking you because you look the *most* the same."
"That doesn't make sense, but you're ugly inside and out, so you're irrelevant, bitch."
"What's the most notable thing about Isla Vista?"
"Huh? Are you still talking?"
"Honest question, how much money would you charge for a sexual favor?"
"For you? I think about one billion."
"What?! That's absurd, here's a fifty, for a fifty I can go like *this* if I want."
"OH MY GOD, I'm about to call the fucking cops, prick."

Interior: My Dorm Room -- Night. I made a quick escape, but the data was inconclusive. But for the noblest men, life is a continuing experiment.

>>18042487
And yet you were so quick to elect the homosexual son of an immigrant as your leader

>>18052986
Tall poppy syndrome I guess; they're intimidated by people who are better than them in any way. People will try share their sin with you.

>>18052986
There's something deeply disturbing about people who "don't drink". It's like they've all got secrets to hide.

>>18052986
I had a friend who didn't drink prior to knowing me and I made him drink. Now he way drinks more than me. Quite literally drinks every week. Drinks tequila like it's water.

>>18054285
Theres more to life than despising

>>18057736
>he tells me that but doesn't tell me what
despicable!

>>18042407
this seems so fake

>>18042438
reminder that even black ppl dislike her.

>>18042669
cry me a river

>>18042407
>Describe this scene in your best prose
Social hierarchy

>>18042536
>>18042750
Sadly that.

>>18057916
yeah we all now women dont actually exist outside of the internet

The young college girl jumped up and down when she saw my camera. "She think's this is a tiktok video", I soliloquized. The only tick tock was her ticker one I squeezed the trigger.

>>18058625
*once I squeezed the trigger

>>18042482
>my brow. My brow
dropped

>>18056499
If you in fact are the same person who wrote that indochina heat post then I am shocked to hear that you only write on backwaters like this site where such writings will not last and are often easily forgotten. Such words can surely find a better home.