/lit/ - Literature

>>18028394
my car's missing

>>18028394
This is absolutely retarded but I'm on board. Bump

>>18028394
What?

great thread. BBBOMPPP

my diary desu

>>18028394
the absolute state of wojaks.
what the fuck is this

>>18028394
I hear u

>>18028416
stfu or get a lifetime ban

>>18028394

>stfu or get a lifetime ban

>>18028394
Terry Davis is the godfather of confused-core
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3560w_eOmmY
>For quite a number of years I have had confusion on my exact reality [...]

>>18028434
At least it's NEW. Something different, if only slightly.

>>18028394
Terry Davis is the godfather of confused-core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3560w_eOmmY
>For quite a number of years I have had confusion on my exact reality [...]

>>18028460
I dare u dog, foreal my G

>>18028394
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>>18028394
wouldn't recommend reading it, but the Bible is extremely confusing. Anyone who reads the old testament and thinks it's "divine" is literally fucked in the head

>>18028537
cool it with the antisemitism, chud

>>18028394
https://youtu.be/aEihOrUUNbE

>>18028434
it's just green

>>18028404
BaSAdo

>>18028394
Read Derrida's books. They are all about how CONFUSION is virtuous
>NOOOO THAT'S NOT WAHT THEY WERE AKCHUALLY ABOUT???1?1??1?1?
didn't read them. don't care

based and confusedpilled

>>18028394
Molloy is confused core

im pretty confused

What are you blathering about over there, OP?

>>18028394
The Confusions of Young Torless

>>18029002
this comment is confusing. you tell OP to read books, then you tell him what they're about, then, nobody said anything at this point, you get extremely mad at a hypothetical person that questioned you about your knowledge of the books, then you admit you never read them, and that you don't care about any of it

good post

>>18028394
Anyone else despise the disconnect between digital socialization and in person socialization? I can speak and say things in person and I've memorized their expressions to some degree. Online I can't use my stored data and stumble. I come off as competent in person but utterly retarded when on a voice call.
That is what came to mind when you talk of "confused-core." Some sort of autistic alienation mixed with a lack of understanding as to why there is alienation.
>t. diagnosed autism

>>18028537
filtered

whats going on in this thread

>>18028394
The Trouble with Being Born.

The most confusing book I've read Pic related.since it is absurd and full of gaping plot holes. But I don't mind so much cause it was a hell of an experience.

>>18032239

>>18031982
interesting conversation. Doesn't happen often around here

>>18032248

>>18032239
>>18032248
>>18032346
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what?

>>18031462
THE CONFOOSER

>>18032333
wait what are you even talking about what conversation

>>18032348
he got confused and posted it twice

>>18032348
he got confused nad posted it twice

>>18032348
he got confused and postedit twice

>>18032395
Stop it.

>>18032395
holy...

>>18032395
What the fuck

>>18032395
ayo?? wtf
ily >>18032407

>>18032395
how the fuck did you just do this what the fuck

>>18032395
okay


NOW i am confused

>>18032371
>>18032385
>>18032395
Kafka-core

why aren't the Hindu posters in here yet. They're the most confused motherfuckers around

>>18032395
wowe he got get on an slwo boarde?!?!? epic! LOLE!

>>18032395
BASED WTF

>>18028394
Thomas Pynchon is what you're looking for

>be me
>be in
>find out my sister has some kind of cancer of bone marrow thing
>visit up the her at the hospital
>ward is almost empty and I ran up the ward
>was trying to find her at the ward and she started
>"anon!! what took you so long!"
>she looks unhealthy, bones marrow showing through to the top surafce
>look out the window
>see sister there
>dcotor says it up isn't the ward
>fuck

welp.

>>18032395
i didnt even know this was possible. god have mercy

>>18032474
Kek, what?

>>18032474

Hermann Ungar - The Maimed
Gogol - The Nose
Melville - Bartelby
Walser - Jakob von Gunten
idk

>>18028394
All of my writing. Not a single day goes by without someone being confused by what I write and say. Years later when I listen and read what I write and say I am confused by myself.

>>18032443
wake up, you're in a dream, maria nushi mohammed jose muhammad mohamed wei mohammad ahmed yan ali john david li abdul ana ying michael juan anna mary jean robert daniel luis carlos james antonio joseph hui elena francisco hong marie min lei yu ibrahim peter fatima aleksandr richard xin bin paul ping lin olga sri pedro william rosa thomas jorge yong elizabeth sergey ram patricia hassan anita manuel victor sandra ming siti miguel emmanuel samuel ling charles sarah mario joao tatyana mark rita martin svetlana patrick natalya qing ahmad marth andrey sunita andrea christine irina laura linda marina carmen ghulam vladimir barbara angela george roberto peng,

wake up

>>18032570
so wait, hold on, do you mean write you other people can't quite and gather you points, or otherwise?

>>18028394
Gravity's Rainbow? I think?

>>18028394
Finnegan's Wake

>>18032579
What the fuck is going on? Who are you?
>wake up, you're in a dream,
How?

this thread is fucking weird

>>18032579
سكس
Sexy

>>18032570
hmm. all of your writing? and none of the days go by when you aren't confused about your saying and writing? BUTS even the years go by you havent read the story but then you read it and are confused about it after days have already went by? im not so sure, i just dont believe this

>>18032623
>>18032584
fucking STOP IT

>>18032592
Therefore I am! Right?

>>18031953
>Online I can't use my stored data and stumble. I come off as competent in person but utterly retarded when on a voice call.
UH OH YOU FUCKING GOT ME
wtf

>>18032636
unlikely to happen because this command has already been self-referenced here >>18032395 in anticipation of your post. it only means what it means from within itself, and no more elsewhere.

>stop it
haha i am sorry there is no more of this

Tomorrow I was searching for my phone with the flesh light of my phone.

>>18032679
I understand: I will never understand.

>>18032695
>i am suprised to see you here then because i have an appointment with you there tomorrow

>>18032739
How is it possible? I have met you three days ago?
I really think you are mistaken because 14 April was 4 days ago.

>>18032765
he implied the sixteenth-twice you dumb fucking retard, what is wrong with you motherfucker?

>>18032784
Stop massaging your cheeks with shit, it's not pleasant. I have other books to read. Take my bicycle and fuck off.

>>18032805
>ahaha we can just pretend to be schizos!!!!! so funny!!!
fuck you, some people actually do schozophrenia, fucking asshat

>>18032395
Witnessed

>>18028394
I like the jegan 80s color anon.

>>18032765
>>18032784
I am sure this is how you get in trouble when you finally have a spare chance to talk to somebody. Look,
>3days ago he said hello? based department?
>4days ago he said good is good.
>5days ago he said good is good.
>6days ago he said is ok.. whatever this means..
but tomorrow? if i had to guess it would be the sixteenth, twice, it has to be. but don't have fear: once you get the wheel turning, there is no other way.

>>18032856
that's what I said anon, come on

>>18032821
Listen, my neighbors are arguing like wild cunts. (keeek please approve my le radum XDD shitepost as based fanny post anon-kun) And I am hoping to get shot. For now, I'll be a Nietzschean on the rhythm of Yakety Sax.

>>18032875
i bet you don't even have neighbours you, live in a padded cell you cunt

>>18032874
i know but the wheel is turning and i had no choice in the matter. my post button does not have a question mark in it

>>18032856
WHY THE FUCK YOU CAN'T BE CLEAR FOR ONCE? HUH? YOU HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE. DAMN, I EXIST.

>>18032875
>keeek please approve my le radum XDD shitepost as based fanny post anon-kun
makingh fun of people unprovoked like that is not cool this is a safe space, this is the love shack baby

??????

>>18032919
>DAMN, I EXIST.
no you don't

>>18032941
i guess you were given the choice of it. my spoiler button has a question mark like yours.. so i am allowed to spoil it, if i want to. there's nothing i can do with this information, it has all been call and response from then on out, pic related

listen anon, I know the green well is coming soon, but what of yellow and blue on the Sunday before two weeks prior?

>>18032935
My apologies.

>jelqing on tuesdays, jelqing on thursdays, but never on wednesdays

I already told you I’m not going to read that. Why do you insist that I read that? I thought that I already said that I wasn’t going to read that.

>>18028394
why are you confused anon???

essential /confused/core: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0KmHILhzg

huh??????

>>18033013
are you circumcised or uncircumcised? jelqing is different for each. the idea behind this is to stretch your penis skin so that you microtear the shaft upward towards the sky, mini microtears, microscoped it looks like a fat woman's thighs, and your penis slowly grows bigger and bigger. why? because your skin is the length of your penis. there are no muscles underneath to hold you back.

>>18032395
This actually confused me anon

Ok, question for all posters in the thread: what was the most confusing moment of your life?

I guess for me it was being lost in a Greek supermarket. I was 5. I was not scared, but I was confused.

>>18033056
>Drink some fine shroom shakes
>Smoke weed
>Lose every sense of after the other
>See some sweet white lights
>Pass out for a couple of seconds, probably from hypoglycemia
I was fairly sure I was dying, and after some serious anxiety I had accepted my fate only to wake up again, not remember who I was.

>>18033056
well i took acid once and i saw a bunch of trippy shit. it was definitely confusing

>>18032671
yeah people like me at my church but I'm regularly mocked for my mistakes when I used trooncord, skype, teamspeak, IRC, or even texting/phonecalls.

>>18033018
Well when the we the in the and the well and well we will wall and wall the and the will the and the I said the I will The

>>18032474
Is nobody going to talk about that comfy basketball place???

>>18033211
youre not going to edit your post to thank for the gold? why are you so ungrateful?

>>18028394
I'm confused. Can anybody explain?

>>18033144
hang in there anon

>>18033706
thanks :(
I was recently attacked by family members because I tried explaining how autism impacts my thought process. Memorizing social cues can help me with strangers, but it seems that the people close to me know enough about me to hate me.

>>18032395
Uhm hello???
MOM PICK ME UP

>>18032395
im gonna fucking throw up

>>18028537
It's the best rule book for living a healthy clean life

>>18028434
the confused one

Josef K was also confused and he died like a dog.
Is this the fate of all confooseders?

So just as the red herring-driver takes the blue tail and the red herring-walker takes the green tail, the blue herring-driver takes the yellow tail and the blue herring-walker takes the orange tail. The green herring-driver does not take the orange tail as we may expect, but instead takes the red tail, and likewise the green herring-walker does not take the red tail, but instead takes the orange tail. This conflict of interest for 900000 years delayed the creation of any shades of herring-itinerant besides the eternal red, blue and green, and the so-called "herring triary" remained locked in place for that entire span of time. Finally, the duodecimatic paradigm was broken, and up to 16777204 new shades were discovered. It would however be another chaotic few millennia before either of the sparring herring-itinerants (blue and green walkers) would agree to shift, but finally the latter conceded, and the orange tail problem was solved forever. Upon the very next day of that peace, the yellow driver and yellow walker both manifested themselves.
Nowadays of course, we enjoy a pantheon of over 27 itineraries, with more manifesting every season.

>>18028394
this should do the job

>>18033467
ty for the gold man, I fell asleep for a couple of hours

>>18028394
konfuzius

>>18033880
I was about to post this as well, but I worried it was maybe a little too obvious. I feel like something similar but more esoteric could be more confusing, because you'd think "wow this is really good why isn't this more popular" and be confused in addition to the story being confusing.

Uhhh, huh?

???

>>18028537
Coper! We got a coper over here!

>>18028394
confused? me???

>>18033910
Based and herring-pilled

>>18028394
Geschichten aus'm Paulaner Garten

>>18033910
ok

>>18028471
Unironically a genius but unluckily born with schizophrenia.

>>18028394
Define your confusion.
What are you confused about? Your future? Current life?
For me it's my future as autism, ADHD and parental neglect due to mental illness on their own don't make an person particularly well suited for working and independent living.

>>18028394

https://youtu.be/oRo13p_855A

>>18032395
HOW

HAH?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuV0PHDrXGY

>>18035186
if I knew I wouldn't be confused man

>>18032395
I don't fucking get it anymore

Goddamn it ok listen up. I'm not talking to you anymore. This is it, final warning. Look at your walls, look at the mould, by god, I can feel it's spores frothing in my throat. What do you mean "it is?" Stop laughing. Oh, now you're scared, OK, well go call your mom. See if she picks up. No? Well, ok but that's not what I've come for. Draw the windows down, let nothing in. I'm going out? No, I'm asking YOU. What's this? Stop sending me things. We don't need tiles; we have tiles. Go to bed! Well, the green is fine. The green. THE GREEN. THE ok, well, why not? Hmm. Whatever. I'm leaving now, I swear to, I won't swear. You bitch. Why did you smile at me like that. I can't fucking hear her voice anymore over all this noise. Exactly. It makes perfect sense. Think. The absence is too loud. Well, if you'd just think. I'm going now. Bye.

>>18032395
I'm hurt myself in the confusion

>>18032395
lovecraftian poster

cursed thread

>>18036285
well as they say, it's what it's.

>>18033056
DXM is the ultimate confused core drug

itz what itz

>>18032395
lynchian

This thread is not healthy for someone whose been vegetating all day feeling a complete leek of self-conionsness

WhWhat?

Weird thread

we simply do not know

>>18032395
beautiful

>>18037302
worth trying if im prone to anxiety?

>>18028400

ςηατ'σ τηε ναμε οφ τηε φαθλκνερ βοοκ ςηερε α λιτεραλ ρεταρδ ςιτη νο ψοηερεντ τηοθγητ ναρρατεσ α παρτ οφ ιτ?

>>18042557
shit let me rephrase:
what's the name of the faulkner book where a literal retard with no coherent thought narrates a part of it?

>>18029002
Actual Derrida scholar checking in, dangerously based take

>>18028394
Best thing to maximise confusion is to avoid books that have been recommended to you, and click on links online until you find something to read. go to a second hand shop you've never been to before, and pick out a musty old book about the napoleonic wars, the more missing pages the better. general rule being, if you've heard of it, avoid it.
Of course, there's a paradox, a great and dangerously glaring flaw. if you do choose to follow my steps, you will not be acting under a mist of confusion, you will know what to do and will have a reason for action. it's best to not ask for directions towards confusion, tard.
Have Sex

>>18028394
Flowers for Algernon

>>18028394
>Crtl+F Beckett
>0 results

Come on, guys.

>>18033056
The most vivid and prolonged dream of my life in which I was shot, felt the sensation of slowly slipping away from this realm of existence, ending up in some gray purgatory, being cursed to witness the grief of my loved ones with no ability to communicate or interact with them, mourned, raged, became despondent, existing there for a long enough time to accept my death, waking up, going about my life with newfound sense of purpose and peace, noticing some peculiarities, realizing I still was dreaming, having intense dream vertigo that rendered me incapable of doing anything other than rolling on the floor, waking up again, still being extremely disoriented, falling on the ground face first, lying there for hours still being unable to move properly but still being half-conscious, and then realizing that the dream was over.

>>18032395
uh
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>>18033029
wat

>>18043024
Molly was mentioned. Stop relying on your searching devices and read.

>>18028394
Based..?

>>18043916
is it?

>>18032395
Holy based