/lit/ - Literature

>>18007863
"My gun, my gun.. is just out of reach" cried Behemoth, as he struggled to shake off a crazy Karenina. "Where is Faggot to help me", he thought to himself as the tightening grip caused him to spasm. "Is he, is he posting on 4chan?", green eyes growing wider "Is he OP?"

>>18007901
>"Is he OP?"

>>18007863
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH Lovecraft HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>18007863
Kattenmacht!

>>18007901
fpbp

>>18007863
Based cat seig heil

>>18007863
desperate embrace crushes feline
roastie's arms are naught but benine
eyes ablaze with post wall fervor
mind is crazed: a wedding observer

cat, in fear, his paw seig heils
tongue is lolled in terminal style
eyes are squint as he compacts
by this bint whose jaw is slack

who will feed kitty when she goes
off the bridge? kitty does not know,
his lungs will freely flow once more
relieved of dried-up vapid whore

>>18007901
fpbp

Mrkgnao, said the cat (though he clearly meant "Heil Hitler"). The girl with her arm wrapped around him seemed happy with this development; the years of training leading up to this moment were not for nothing—now she could burst onto the YouTube scene like a shining star. A cat, yes—much more symbolically appropriate than a dog. She turned on her stereo, and "Sweet Dreams" reverberated through the room. "With a Hitlerist feline, you can do anything you want," she thought.

>>18007973
>"With a Hitlerist feline, you can do anything you want," she thought.
KEK

>>18007960
>eyes are squint as he compacts
by this bint whose jaw is slack
unironically excellent

>>18007960
>eyes are squint as he compacts
>by this bint whose jaw is slack

>>18007901
holy fucked based

>>18007863
>tfw no fascist gf

>>18007901
>>18007960
>>18007973
best posts I've seen on /lit/ in months

>>18007929
underrated

>>18007863
there he rode past her in his new Mercedes Benz 540K Roadster. The mighty Fuhrer steel gaze pierced the crowd as he cruised past, his service cap glistening in the summer heat and his arm firmly pointing towards that blazing sun

She was instantly overcome with emotion when her and the Fuhrer's eyes met for a fraction of a second. She instantly felt the dopamine rush of ten thousand orgasms. Her small pussy, which she had carried with her to witness this momentous occasion with, could not handle the sight of such a righteous man and, before letting out one Siege Heil in reply to the Fuhrers, was rendered catatonic

>>18008204
Based

>>18007929
Thats pretty good

>>18007863
Dunno, man. But whatever it is, it should center around the word 'bosom'. I like the word 'bosom', it makes me feel nice and cozy inside.

>>18007863
Hitler is dead. but his soul is alive having been transferred into the body of a cat.

>>18007863
For sale: cat body, freshly taxidermized.

cade LOL

>>18007929
lmao

>>18007960
this.

>>18008028
she is so fucking ugly

>>18007863
The parasite has gained full control of the human host. Now the cat body was being disposed of. The toxins had taken full control of the body, the cat began to rot, to dissolve and eventually there was no more cat, only Kathrine, who feasted upon the flesh, and slowly learned to imitate human behavior. Walking on four in the dark alleys of New York, she had grown accustomed to urinating on the homeless and eating the dissolved bodies. Nobody yet knows what is going on. Kathrine is there. Kathrine sees you. Kathrine will eat you.

>>18008888
holy fucking checked

>>18007863
The alley cats said this was the life. To live with a human is the end of all struggle, all suffering. If only they knew the truth: that humans are raving mad, and the ones who own cats are the craziest of all! Take my new mistress, for example. She is part of something called /pol/, where they worship some human painter from Austria. I am forced to earn my keep by imitating his salute 1488 times day; always in different poses for Mistress's edgy tiktok. I have everything I ever wanted, but I would give it all up to return to the sanity of the alley where I was born. Social mobility is for dogs.

>>18009751
*times a day

>>18008894
>>18007960

>>18007863
"I love you so, so much," she said as she slowly crushed the life from Ebony "Only I can love you enough to set you free of this world."
She stared unblinking into its confused, washed out emerald eyes on her phone as the life streamed out of them.

>>18010060
>"Only I can love you enough to set you free of this world."
wow

>>18007901
He is always OP :D

>>18010060
based

>>18010060
based, fuck cats

>>18007863
Someone made a thread on /bant/ with this same image. He is a Swede. He must have seen this image on this board and saved it from the board, since it has a recent 4chan Unix filename instead of the R*ddit filename present here.
>>>/bant/12530442

>>18010471
Ok?

>>18010497
It's a paragraph about the image. What else do you want me to say? Some gay pseud shit about the vapidity of femoids or something?

>>18010524
>It's a paragraph about the image
Aha, now I get it.

>>18010524
yes faggot, contribute other than autistic board policing

>>18010537
How about you make quality threads first?

>>18010564

>>18010582
>implying these dumbass writing prompt threads are any fun and not just pseuds who are a semester into their MFA trying to flex

>>18010587
not the fag you're replying to but as >>18007960 this poaster I don't really write much at all outside of essays for my uni course and I had great fun trying to come up with a short poem.
I like these threads and seeing people's creativity, too often this board descends into arguments

>>18010648
Well at least YOU'RE getting some value out of it. When I see an image like that that I've seen posted on another board, my mind is going to jump to the time I saw it recently, especially because that's rather novel seeing the same image posted in such a close frequency.

Frankly I have little to no interest in writing outside of lorefagging for my D&D setting, I just stick to reading.

>>18010660
that's a shame anon, post some of your lore! what do you write about for DnD? I've never played it and only know bits and pieces through osmosis

>>18010702
It's mostly synopses of geographic locations. CIA World Factbook-type data, stuff about population density, economy, ethnic and religious makeup, etc. At heart, I'm a geography autist.

D&D is fun, it's a bit of a learning curve but it can be very rewarding. I prefer running the campaigns rather than playing, personally.

I have some annals of history but it's all up in my head. One of these days I'll write some of it down.

Sorry for being a dick, I just get sick of the "woman quirky XD" spam on this board but you're a real one, anon. I misjudged you and your thread.

>>18008887
The Cat's Paw:
In my last life I was naughty. I read a PDF of Mein Kampf every day, and saluted Adolf Hitler at my desk. I dreamt of a blonde Aryan giantess, who would clasp me tightly to her soft bosom. The sweet embrace would overwhelm me such that my tongue would hang helplessly from my mouth. Be careful what you wish for.

>>18010746
That's cool man, yeah I'm a bit of a map autist myself. Back years ago I used to create whole 'nations' on minecraft like a total sperg, it was great fun creating the economy of the different cities, transport, etc. D&D sounds like fun.

I get it though, there's a lot of spam on the board about women and relationships not related to /lit/ at all, good to have some pleasant interactions for once. Take care bro :)

>>18010471
i got this image from the front page of reddit today. that was actually why i made this post, because it adds an extra layer of irony

>>18010780
>Back years ago I used to create whole 'nations' on minecraft
Nice. I would always insist on building this one type of historic house popular in my area 300-400 years ago called a stone ender.

Never had the patience to construct whole nations but I can respect your dedication.

>Take care bro :)
You too, and best of luck on your future endevors.

>>18007901
fpbp

>>18007863
The woman crushed the cat into fascism.