/lit/ - Literature

>>17976560
Yeah, baby. So, are we going back to your place or mine?

Yes I want to fuck your face please

>>17976560
I'm interested in sex not talking

>>17976570
>>17976573
>>17976583
So no book? How are you going to pay for my onlyfans videos?

>>17976560
I never said that, I said I'm an aspiring NOVICE
just gotta lose this penor first, do you want to castrate me?

>>17976596
>My massive trust fund. Oh my god, no... Do you mean there are people out there trying to write who aren't already set for life? Those must be the people who write fantasy and long, zany stream-of-conscious rants they mistake for art ha ha ha. God no.

>>17976560
SEXO SEXO SEXO

SEX SEX SEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDhDwwywLM

>>17976560
Why do girls always do that resting bitch face in those cheap tourist cafes every time?
Do they not realize this genre of images is only used to start threads by insecure incels on greek cockpump forums?

>>17976822
>that resting bitch face
THIS is the famous "resting bitch face"?
...
It's hot, more girls should do it

>>17976843
no, it isn't
less girls should do it

>>17976560
>Do you still eat that cake?

Dumb bitch is literally eating half a cake too. That's how cheap this tourist place is. Looks Asian.

>>17976843
This. I love the contempt, makes my pp shrivel and feel like a piece of shit. imagine all those superior men she should could have been with right now instead of wasting time with an incel.

>>17976689
It goes it goes it goes it goes
GUILLOTIIIIIINE
HUH

>>17976560
That's about right yeah. Anyway I was asking you about you taint, how long did you estimate? Oh sorry, let me explain it another way: what is, do you think, the approximate distance from your pussy to your asshole? It's alright you just give me your best guess sweetheart, we can measure it later

>>17976560
I’m a disposable lighter repair man.
Also, never sit across from a woman do you want to fuck. You always sit next to her so you can pour on the kino (kinesthesia) any moment.
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I wouldn’t fuck around with beautiful women. They are sold in adrenaline fueled lifestyle, and it’s quite addictive; this leads to short attention spans and impatience. now, if you want to use the “aspiring novelist“ as a set up for patterns, that actually makes a lot of sense if you are going to introduced the plot and characters. In fact, if you can get to Introducing the personal qualities of the characters, that can be used for suggesting various behaviors or activities. However, I’ve never heard of a field report that employs this technique.

>>17976560
Actually, if you want to talk about the novel your writing I would just have sex with men. This whole idea that you’re heterosexual identity is superior to having a conversation about a novel is probably Christian garbage.

>>17976799
How did they do the sound effects?

>>17976799
>the buzzing, hard hitting keyboard, table and flute followed by a gentle dripping noise
That made me laugh.

Wrong i collborated with other literary geniuses of the era to produce some literary classics like 'the legacy of totalitarianism in a tundra'

>>17976570
Wouldn't it make more sense to go back to her room?
I mean I guess it would be kind of hot to see her get ravished by BBC in our room...

>>17976857
Ayo, no cap, but that shit do be looking hella good.
It looks like a pie or some shit to me though.

>>17976893
Kek

>>17976560
your style is borderline trailer trash, you're probably a midget, and your face is only slightly above average. what else do you have going on?

>>17977551
A black dress? She is objective smoking hot by every global standard.

>>17977563
I don't like the caked on makeup and low effort clothes look. Her necklace is a brand logo. A dozen rings on her fingers, scrunchies on her wrist, basic blond bleached hair. Incredibly dull.

I see far more attractive girls in a 5 minute drive, who know how to dress nicely and apply makeup without turning their face orange. I'm guessing she's American. It's common for them to be brainwashed into a cheap, garish style by advertising.

>>17977638
True, she looks mexican or some shit too.
Would still enjoy seeing her get fucked by a BLACK BVLL though.

>>17977968

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>>17976848
Do you hate strong Women?

>>17976560
I wrote a "book" being 16 years old, but it was so shit I never had the idea to publish it. Since then I'm stuck in a never-ending loop of having ideas, forming the basis of a book, starting to write it but never going far or start feeling is going to be shit.

But it's not like anybody entered this thread for anything but the bait op post

>>17979235
I could kill her with 1 strike. It's funny how much stronger men are than women.

>>17976560
>Why do you always ask these passive aggressive questions? And why do insist on coming to the same place every time? Don’t you have any other clothes?

>>17979235
yes

>>17979196
I need a gf with a rbf

>>17976560
Stop posting shitty threads with a womans picture you incel

>>17976560
I want to mini golf with her

>>17979573
by taking HRT

>>17979589
>Looks up from her phone for a few seconds
>"Anon this is sooo boooring, we should have gone to the mall like I said"

>>17976560
god. why are women so fucking judgmental bros?

>>17979609
just a prank bro

>>17979649
Are they talking about my smol dick?!

>>17976560
If it is an occupation one is always aspired in it, regardless of whether it becomes expressed along the way.

>>17976560
If it is an occupation one is always aspired in it, regardless of whether it becomes expired along the way.

>>17976560
That's why I'm aspiring, you dumb broad

I'm an aspiring novelist. Written a first draft of one novel that's 110k, but realized I was too inexperienced to do it justice and decided to move on to another project and then go back and have another go at that one when I'm better at the entire process of creating and writing a novel. Currently working on a second novel at 50k words - progress on it has been admittedly way slower than I'd like, it's taken me 3 months just to get to 50k words which is extremely slow for me, but a lot of that was me editing, re-editing, and adding additional chapters and fleshing out what I already have. I finally feel I have a solid foundation and idea of where I want the novel to go, and I hope to have it finished, at least in draft, by the end of the year.

>>17979667
they are talking about Becky's gargantuan ass and Emily's flat chest

I am SAYING, that my testes are swollen and I demand relief, you tart

>>17976560
Well your an escort an unemployed man can afford, so... You want a mirror or a tissue?

>>17977638
>I see far more attractive girls in a 5 minute drive, who know how to dress nicely and apply makeup without turning their face orange. I'm guessing she's American.
Kek. Sure you do...

>>17976560
She looks like she was blackmailed to fuck a guy who she doesn’t like.

>>17981594
Speaking theoretically or from experience?