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17976837 No.17976837 [Reply] [Original]

*Converts to British on his deathbed*

>> No.17977080

he became muslim?

>> No.17977086
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17977086

>>17976837
Not literature, friendo

>> No.17977121

>>17977086
Based.

>> No.17977131 [DELETED] 

>>17977086
Yes it is.

>> No.17977140 [DELETED] 

>>17977086
Clearly the English language is not your first language.

>> No.17977183

>>17977131
>>17977140
lurk more retards

>> No.17977199

>>17977131
>>17977140
Newfags make me puke

>> No.17977219

>>17977183
>>17977199
>4chan is my secret club
have sex

>> No.17977241 [DELETED] 

>>17977183
>>17977199
So what's your first language? Swahili?

>> No.17977254
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17977254

>>17977241
Okay now I'm confused, do you genuinely not understand the joke >>17977086 or are you upset that your thread got derailed?

>> No.17977329

>>17977241
Fuck off nigger newfag.

>> No.17977353

*faps to Dickens on his deathbed*

>> No.17977378 [DELETED] 

>>17977254
Expected since English is not your first language.

>> No.17977415

>>17977140
Tell that to Cormac McCarthy, newshit.

>> No.17977430 [DELETED] 

>>17977415
You're actually pathetic.

>> No.17977435

>>17977131
>>17977121
>>17977219

>> No.17977437

>>17977430
Hurt your fee fees huh?
Retard newfag.

>> No.17977439 [DELETED] 

>>17977415
You're not funny, or witty, you're just bitter.

>> No.17977449 [DELETED] 

>>17977437
Honestly the world would be better without you, have you considered suicide? If not you should.

>> No.17977451

>>17977439
>funny or witty
>that post
Clearly English is not your first language.

>> No.17977456 [DELETED] 

>>17977451
Lmao, you, can, put, a, comma, anywhere, retard.

>> No.17977460

>>17977449
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CRY MORE BITCH. RUN OFF TO YOUR MOM AND COMPLAIN.

>> No.17977469

>>17977456
As I said, English is not your first language.

>> No.17977474 [DELETED] 

>>17977451
I'm instructing you to read the sentence in a specific way you fuckwad, and also OP's post is literature. Dumbasses like you cannot comprehend definitions.

>> No.17977493 [DELETED] 

>>17977469
What's the size of your brain? Send measurements.

>> No.17977516

>>17977474
>and also OP's post is literature.
lmao so you literally don't understand the joke

as we said, lurk more newfag

>> No.17977532

>>17976837
As any sane literature inclined American would if they can help it.

>> No.17977553
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17977553

*Converts to Swiss before he’s on his death bed*

>> No.17977583 [DELETED] 

>>17977516
>shitsinfire
>joke
You are an idiot

>lurk more newfag
You are an idiot

Nobody ever told you how unfunny you were?

>> No.17977597

>>17977583
nice google translate

>> No.17977618

>>17977493
As big as the pale porpoise in the OP.

>> No.17977620 [DELETED] 

>>17977597
Just stop posting here kid. You're not funny.

>> No.17977624
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17977624

>Just stop posting here kid. You're not funny.

>> No.17977639 [DELETED] 

>>17977624
You really are not funny. I will repeat this until you understand it, cause clearly you're not intelligent either.

>> No.17977651 [DELETED] 

>>17977624
So when you're in class how many times does the teacher need to repeat things to you?

>> No.17977681

>>17977449
>Angsty teenager-tier insult
You needed a father growing up, although I doubt if you ever did.

>> No.17977710

The retarded teenager in this thread is OBSESSED and embarrassing himself real bad. Google motherfucker Google! Just google 'Henry James not literature' and your retardation will be cured.

>> No.17977719 [DELETED] 

>>17977681
Stop crying kid. You shouldn't even be here.

>> No.17977731 [DELETED] 

>>17977710
Post some more of your basedjacks kid. Imagine actually saving that image.

>> No.17977745 [DELETED] 

>>17977710
Instead of saving something with color, you save something that is black and white. You are a literal braindead retard.

>> No.17977763 [DELETED] 

>>17977710
You are not funny. You are not smart. Don't come here, you have nothing to offer.

>> No.17977770

>>17977719
>>17977731
>>17977651
>>17977639
>>17977620
>>17977583
>>17977493
>>17977474
>>17977456
>>17977449
>>17977430
>>17977378
>>17977241
>>17977140
>Crying his eyeballs out
>"N-no YOUR CRYIN!"
Whad'yathink this is Youtube or some shit? Retard.

>> No.17977780 [DELETED] 

>>17977770
Kid I'm actually laughing at you.

>> No.17977783

WE BROKE THE TEENAGER RETARD'S BRAIN BOYS!! YAAAAY!

>> No.17977788 [DELETED] 

>>17977783
Nobody cares about you kid. There's only two of us in this thread.

>> No.17977792

>>17977780
*crying
FTFY. You can stop spamming. Wipe your eyes honey.

>> No.17977800 [DELETED] 

>>17977783
You are worthless though. People can sniff out your stupidity like that. Just by how you post. Don't come here. Play minecraft with your friends, oh wait you probably have none.

>> No.17977812

>>17977788
>the retard thinks I posted the soijack

>> No.17977816 [DELETED] 

>>17977792
>FTFY
Braindead retard. Usually I'm for protecting kids, but I'll make an exception for you, you should kill yourself.

>> No.17977820

>>17977800
>>17977745
>>17977763
>>17977731
>>17977719
You can post all your crying in one post ya'now. This isn't twitter, you tranny.

>> No.17977850

>>17977816
>breathing hard
>nostrils flaring
>Youtube teenage tier insults
Just wait, I might have a reaction image for this situation.

>> No.17977857 [DELETED] 

>>17977850
Lol post it, black and white.

>> No.17977859

>>17977745
>instead of saving something with color, you save something black and white
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WTF

>> No.17977872

>>17977763
>You are not smart. Don't come here, you have nothing to offer.
Where do you think you are? newfag retard.

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17977875

>>17977850
>>17977859

>> No.17977878

>>17977875
Nice selfie.

>> No.17977882 [DELETED] 
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17977882

>>17977872
>>17977820
>>17977770

>> No.17977891 [DELETED] 

>>17977875
>>17977882
Lol

>> No.17977900

>>17977882
Another selfie.
Also>>17977731>>17977745
Try to follow your own advice, hypocritical monkey

>> No.17977902

>>17977254
i don't get the joke, pls explain

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17977903

>>17977792
>>17977770

>> No.17977910

>>17977875
>>17977882
>>17977891
>replies to himself
Pathetic

>> No.17977920

>>17977902
Google

>> No.17977925 [DELETED] 
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17977925

>>17977900
What makes you think that's me lmao.

>> No.17977929

>>17977902
In an interview, McCarthy said that to him, the works of writers like Proust or Henry James "aren't literature" as he believes a work can only be considered literature if it deals with "life and death" hence the picture of McCarthy and the statement "Not literature"

>> No.17977936

>>17977929
Don't hand it to that retarded teenager!

>> No.17977945

>>17977929
thanks friendo

>> No.17977946

>>17977925
>posting from 2 different devices
Even more pathetic.

>> No.17977953

>>17977936
get fuckd, im now a part of the club nigga

>> No.17977955 [DELETED] 

>>17977946
Imagine getting soied by your imaginery friend.

>> No.17977967

>>17977955
>imaginery
And You are defending Henry James?!

>> No.17977972 [DELETED] 

>>17977967
Kid stop posting here.

>> No.17977985

>>17977972
You can't stop me nigger.

>> No.17977987 [DELETED] 

>>17977985
Listen here kid, you're just not that bright, there's many other kids that are much brighter than you, you should consider starting early on that mcdonalds job, you might not get it later on otherwise.

>> No.17977997

>>17977987
Type in English pls

>> No.17977999 [DELETED] 

>>17977997
Listen here kid, you're not the sharpest tool in the box, maybe you should get a job in mining, I hear that pays well.

>> No.17978008

>>17977999
>fervently refreshing the page for my (you)
I am in your head, bitch.

>> No.17978016 [DELETED] 

>>17978008
Listen here kid, I hear that you're not that smart, now that other kid that one you hate, now he's a real pistol. Well anyway kid I don't think you have much of a future, good luck with life.

>> No.17978018

Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:13:57 No.17977955▶>>17977967
>>17977946
Imagine getting soied by your imaginery friend.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:15:45 No.17977967▶>>17977972
>>17977955
>imaginery
And You are defending Henry James?!
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:16:40 No.17977972▶>>17977985
>>17977967
Kid stop posting here.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:18:09 No.17977985▶>>17977987
>>17977972
You can't stop me nigger.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:18:32 No.17977987▶>>17977997
>>17977985
Listen here kid, you're just not that bright, there's many other kids that are much brighter than you, you should consider starting early on that mcdonalds job, you might not get it later on otherwise.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:19:49 No.17977997▶>>17977999
>>17977987
Type in English pls
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:20:00 No.17977999▶>>17978008
>>17977997
Listen here kid, you're not the sharpest tool in the box, maybe you should get a job in mining, I hear that pays well.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:21:15 No.17978008▶
>>17977999
>fervently refreshing the page for my (you)
I am in your head, bitch.

>> No.17978028 [DELETED] 

>>17978018
Listen here kid, I see you're ugh, you save black and white images, that's ugh really something, you are the artistic type right? You're not very good, but I know if you keep trying for atleast maybe 12 years or something you might eventually get good.

>> No.17978033

>>17978016
So fucking cringe. Only a twelve year old can write like this.

>> No.17978043 [DELETED] 

>>17978033
Listen here kid, I know you think you have friends, but those people you hang out with are imaginary maybe get out of the house sometime?

>> No.17978061

Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:23:37 No.17978028▶
>>17978018 (You)
Listen here kid, I see you're ugh, you save black and white images, that's ugh really something, you are the artistic type right? You're not very good, but I know if you keep trying for atleast maybe 12 years or something you might eventually get good.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:24:03 No.17978033▶>>17978043
>>17978016
So fucking cringe. Only a twelve year old can write like this.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:25:14 No.17978043▶
>>17978033
Listen here kid, I know you think you have friends, but those people you hang out with are imaginary maybe get out of the house sometime?

>> No.17978066 [DELETED] 

>>17978061
Listen here kid, I want what's best for you, I know your father probably doesn't but that's just your father, and probably also your mother, but that won't stop you from being the best you can possibly be. Take it from me.

>> No.17978082 [DELETED] 

>>17978061
Listen here kid, I know you think you know what's best for you, but you don't you're just a kid, me on the other hand, I know a lot more than you, you should listen to me, anyway nice talk kill yourself.

>> No.17978092

>>17978043
You are praying hard that I stop replying.
Another refresh...
Then another one...
Then another...
Another...
One more....
Again.
>"stop replying to me"
You desperately need mental strength (and therapy).

>> No.17978117 [DELETED] 

>>17978092\
Listen here kid, I'm having the time of my life, I don't usually get to bully somebody this long, they usually leave, but I'm glad you're staying and taking it like a little bitch, even though you're at a complete loss for words. It shows real character, even though you're not much of a character, you're more of a robot.

>> No.17978127 [DELETED] 

>>17978092
Listen here kid, I've seen your mother, you know her cha cha, and that thing is a wreck, completely busted up, she must of been railed by 20 dudes when she was giving birth to you, she probably doesn't even know who your real father is, but don't let that get ya down I'm sure things will begin to look up after she settles down with somebody, but she ain't settling down with me, maybe the next guy that comes along.

>> No.17978159

Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:16:40 No.17977972▶>>17977985 >>17978018
>>17977967
Kid stop posting here.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:18:09 No.17977985▶>>17977987 >>17978018
>>17977972
You can't stop me nigger.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:18:32 No.17977987▶>>17977997 >>17978018
>>17977985
Listen here kid, you're just not that bright, there's many other kids that are much brighter than you, you should consider starting early on that mcdonalds job, you might not get it later on otherwise.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:19:49 No.17977997▶>>17977999 >>17978018
>>17977987
Type in English pls
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:20:00 No.17977999▶>>17978008 >>17978018
>>17977997
Listen here kid, you're not the sharpest tool in the box, maybe you should get a job in mining, I hear that pays well.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:21:15 No.17978008▶>>17978016 >>17978018
>>17977999
>fervently refreshing the page for my (you)
I am in your head, bitch.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:22:15 No.17978016▶>>17978033 >>17978061
>>17978008
Listen here kid, I hear that you're not that smart, now that other kid that one you hate, now he's a real pistol. Well anyway kid I don't think you have much of a future, good luck with life.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:22:16 No.17978018▶>>17978028 >>17978061
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:13:57 No.17977955▶>>17977967
>>17977946
Imagine getting soied by your imaginery friend.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:15:45 No.17977967▶>>17977972
>>17977955
>imaginery
And You are defending Henry James?!
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:16:40 No.17977972▶>>17977985
>>17977967
Kid stop posting here.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:18:09 No.17977985▶>>17977987
>>17977972
You can't stop me nigger.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:18:32 No.17977987▶>>17977997
>>17977985
Listen here kid, you're just not that bright, there's many other kids that are much brighter than you, you should consider starting early on that mcdonalds job, you might not get it later on otherwise.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:19:49 No.17977997▶>>17977999
>>17977987
Type in English pls
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:20:00 No.17977999▶>>17978008
>>17977997
Listen here kid, you're not the sharpest tool in the box, maybe you should get a job in mining, I hear that pays well.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:21:15 No.17978008▶
>>17977999
>fervently refreshing the page for my (you)
I am in your head, bitch.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)19:23:37 No.17978028▶
>>17978018 (You)
Listen here kid, I see you're ugh, you save black and white images, that's ugh really something, you are the artistic type right? You're not very good, but I know if you keep trying for atleast maybe 12 years or something you might eventually get good.
>>
Anonymous 04/08/

>> No.17978178 [DELETED] 

>>17978159
Listen here kid, I know you think replying last makes you win, but it doesn't you're just a stupid kid, nobody takes you seriously, nobody is taking me seriously, they might even be laughing their asses off at you, but that's not the end of the world, for you it probably is because you're a stupid kid, but don't forget that I'm older than you, I'm smarter than you, it isn't the end of the world, take my advice.

>> No.17978206 [DELETED] 

>>17978159
Listen here kid, don't cry, you're a champion, and I'm not just saying that to try and make you stay longer, you're a real champ for staying this long, maybe one day you might even be a manager at that mcdonalds job you've always dreamed about.

>> No.17978226 [DELETED] 

>>17978159
Listen here kid, when you get that mcdonalds job make sure you don't eat it that much, you're getting a bit chubby if you know what I mean, if you need nutritional advice, I'm here for you kid, but if you put on another 5 kilos I'm gone, I hate fatties.

>> No.17978260 [DELETED] 

>>17978159
Listen here kid, that hormone replacement therapy you're thinking about getting, it's a bad idea, but if you do end up getting it, just know that I'm here to support you. We all want what's best for you even though you've been a complete piece of shit your entire life.

>> No.17978303 [DELETED] 

>>17978159
Listen here kid, I got work to do, it was nice chatting with you goodbye forever.

>> No.17978356

What a complete embarrassment of a human being! That is why whores should not have children, you get brain damaged subhumans like this retard. No way this human garbage has any work to do. He will be back seething again for 5 posts over this one. Wish your nigger father never left your bastard ass with that whore alone.

>> No.17978376 [DELETED] 

>>17978356
Listen here kid, I'm back it was a quick forever job, I didn't say that previous thing just to try and get you back here so I could continue bullying you, no I am not that conniving, but can you imagine if I was, then you might just be here for the rest of your life haha.

>> No.17978397

>>17978376
Kek. This embarrassment among retards never learns. Here we go again...

>> No.17978407 [DELETED] 

>>17978397
Kid you got completely destroyed, read this one again ahaha it's my favorite.
>>17978127

>> No.17978438

Hypothetically, is it possible to report an entire thread for retardation?

>> No.17978440

>>17978407
Ofc it's your favourite. It's pure projection after all, you really wrote that from your own childhood experience. Congrats!

>> No.17978459 [DELETED] 

>>17978440
>projection
You are a literal book. You have nothing original.

>> No.17978466 [DELETED] 

>>17978440
>cringe
Your entire vocabulary and sentence structure comes from other people. You don't even have a brain, you aren't even considered human.

>> No.17978470

>>17978459
Says the '"listen kid" and then 12 year old tier insults' guy/kid/tranny.

>> No.17978479

>>17978466
Here comes another butthurt spamming spree....
>sentence structure
Fucking lol.

>> No.17978490 [DELETED] 

>>17978470
Still not original. I believe somebody made a bot emulating your thought process it's called 12 year old simulator.

>> No.17978503

>>17978490
Curiously your posts are closer to how a pre-pubescent kid types.
>you have nothing original
Says fucking you. Show me one original thing you posted you pretend judge-of-post-quality?

>> No.17978506 [DELETED] 

>>17978479
Never heard of sentence structure before have you? Evidence English isn't your first language.

Then you said English wasn't my first language, obvious projection, then you accuse me of projection lmao. Hypocrite. Bet you don't even know what that word means.

>> No.17978510 [DELETED] 

>>17978503
Lol read this one again.
>>17978127

>> No.17978511

>>17978506
>misconstrues the post
Ofc.
You can't even type imaginary properly you retarded ESL! Fucking stop.

>> No.17978521 [DELETED] 

>>17978511
There is no misconstrue, what I stated was in context.

>> No.17978523

>>17978510
Copied from youtube.

>> No.17978530 [DELETED] 

>>17978511
Read this one again lmao.
>>17978127

>> No.17978536 [DELETED] 

>>17978523
Lol ok post link.

>> No.17978681

Is this what quentin felt when caddy lost her virginity? It's like my faith has been completely sucked dry, this thread has legitimately brought me closer to suicide

>> No.17978701

>>17977553
*Converts to french in your daughter's bed*