/lit/ - Literature

> Last one was deleted by mods.
Because nobody cares.

>>1793037
It got around 30 replies so some people care.

i care, it's a sad day ;_;

bump falling off the front page

>>1793029

I remember stag before he got so notorious

we drank powerade together and talked about cool stuff.

too bad I didn't get a chance to say goodbye, but he'll probably be back anyway.

implying the mods have ever deleted an offtopic thread in the history of /lit/

>>1793071
It's true they did.
Here's the thread on green oval.

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/lit/thread/1792264

stag is going to come back under another trip, he told me the other day he's scared of getting IP Range Banned, because he's banned on a shit load of proxy's already and if they IP Range Banned him he'd have to pay money to get a premium account or something and browse and post.

>>1793073

huh, i'll be goddamned, why did they put up with all his other threads?

>>1793091
Fuck off, hater.

>>1793095
because he was a good poster.

>>1793091
no there will be no new trip he was obviously dissatisfied with his life

bump

bump1

>>1793118

Maybe he'll kill himself. That would be awful, I guess.

I have been coming here a while now and i don't care at all.

I have no argument at all. This should not be an issue.

It's a shame he's gone actually, I'm sure his fondness for Steve Buscemi would have made him enjoy this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EayEq4DaSC4

>>1794569
>I have been coming here a while now and i don't care at all.
sounds like someone is telling fibs

>>1794569
>I have been coming here a while now and i don't care at all.

>>1794572

Jesus. Should I get a tripcode so I can succeed him? I am not perturbed or anything. i just do not see the point of mourning over the loss of one person. We have probably a half dozen, maybe more, quality regulars on /lit/ as far as I have seen but they just don't use trip codes.

There are probably a few in here now.

>>1794584

>>1794588

How do you get a trip code? I am serious.

>>1794592

good luck my friend...

LOOK I CAN BE AN ATTENTION WHORE ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD TOO!

why were they gonna IP range ban him?

child porn?

>>1794588
>>1794608
>>1794612

Obviously that thread should have been deleted for its
blatant disregard for grammar. Do you see that lack of
capitalization? This is a literature board for crying out loud!

>>1794622

Ok done. See you fellows around.

>>1794629

>>1794622

Where the fuck are you getting these fucking pisspoor linedrawings from, you wretched piece of feculent shit? Are you trawling the art classes in mental hospitals or something? Are you, in fact, taking a fucking art class in a bastard mental institution, you one flew over the cuckoo's nest piece of taxwaste? What the fuck is your problem, precisely?

>>1794622
i need hr version of that pic plox

>>1794657

Well that is awfully rude.

>>1794665

My dog's on heat - why don't you come round here and lap the fucking blood from her vulva, you rancid spunkwad? I seriously cannot think that you will be useful for anything else until you die and finally bring some fertility to the earth after a wasted life of wanking into a tissue in your fat ugly mum's bathroom.

Call me rude, you fucking shitlicking choirboy? Fuck you, and the dog you're rapiing.

>>1794663
sorry I got it off google pics ages ago

Who?

>>1794685

Why are you angry, son?

>>1794699

Fuck off, idiot.

>>1794716
I am the best

>>1794713

I'm no wai mad bra - I've just got this dog with a bloody minge, and she's dripping on my sofa, and you need an opportunity to provide a meaningful contribution to the world.

So when are you coming round to lick this bitch's quim? She's making a right fucking mess.

Hi, Stag. I thought you could at least avoid posting on /lit/ for one day. I guess I was wrong.

So how long did you quit /lit/ before coming back? Two hours? One and a half hours?

>>1794725

You are a fool and I do not like you.

We Care A Lot

THIS IS AT LEAST THE SECOND TIME HE'S LEFT /LIT/.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE, JUST DO IT, DON'T POST A THREAD STATING THAT YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE. WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, AND IT'S PRETTY SAD OF YOU TO THINK OF US AS SUCH.

IF WE'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS (IF THIS IS WHAT ONE MAY COME UP WITH), THEN WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF POSTING SUCH A THREAD ON AN ANONYMOUS BOARD IN A SUB-SECTION ABOUT THE DISCUSSION OF LITERATURE?

>>1795832
Y U SO ANGRY?

>>1795841
WHY YOU SUCH A NEWFAG?

>>1795844
WHO DO YOU CALL A NEWFAG, NEWFAG?

>>1795848
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING AS CAPSGUY FOR OVER A YEAR NOW.

bump

>>1797307
>>1797307
btw stag has changed his trip to
>Popplagio of Darkspear; or, Eternity !!EEV0tpSC1FE
it'd take you idiot anons a good few weeks to figure it out so thought i'd speed up the process.

i fell to a really deep dark place when i wrote this
i hate being a teenager it is so rough and everyone says my problems aren't problems simply because i'm a teenager

also i made this thread

You are a class act stag. I enjoyed you immensely. I think you are making the right choice. I should probably cut down on the board also, especially since it has got so bad. I hope you will return to the teeniechat maybe sometime.

>>1797326
>>1797326
i think we all know you made this thread stag

>>1797326
>Stagolee isn't really gone.

OH WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE! MAN! I NEVER WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THAT SHIT! HOLY FUCK, MAN! YOU JUST BLEW MY FUCKING MIND!

Look at me! I'm a tripfag! I have opinions! OPINIONS!

Mods = Gods

But hey kids, WHY DIDN'T THEY DELETE ONE OF THE TEN THOUSAND BROWNBEAR THREADS?

Oh yeah, because Brownbear is a janitor and has a personal agenda which overlooks his own spam. If you're gonna clean the board, get it right you corrupt wankers. The 4chan administration has no credibility.

>>1797380
>>1797380
auehehehehehehehehe
that's pretty rude

Why'd you take your trip off in order to post the thread, Brownbear.

>>1797449
>>1797449
stagolee said himself he posted this thread silly

>>1797474
No, it was you. The OP pic is the same as all your other screencaps, such as the one posted in response to Stag earlier.

>>1797484
>>1797484
no that's just a screencap from the /lit/ archive site greenoval.

i use gyazoo for my screencaps (http://gyazo.com/))
hence my file names remain unnamed, because i use gyazoo then click 'copy image url' to post it on here.

DEAL WITH THE FACT YOU JUST GOT TOLD HATER.

>>1797497
Pretty obvious you're covering your ass, brah.

0/10

>>1797520
>>1797520
nah brah you got your niggas ass told fuck off and cry more hater
0/10 shitty troll i ain't even mad

>>1797380
You seem to be in the know.
Are any other tripfags on /lit/ janitors?

Might as well try this out.
If I look silly, I look silly.

http://www.4chan.org/tmp/janitorapp.php

Janitors ARE...
Anonymous: Janitors are not to disclose their position nor present themselves in an official capacity. Doing so will lead to immediate termination.

Welp, I guess not a janitor for long.

LOL

LOLOLOL triptrips

>>1797623
how much do janitors earn?

>>1797634
You didn't even look did you?
It's volunteer, as in no pay, and has no shortage of people willing to do it.
>We are no longer accepting new janitor applications. In just 24 hours, we received over 10,000. Thanks to all who applied!

On the recent adding of janitors.

permaban all janitors

>>1797634
>>1797634
you volunteer because you want to better the board
>Anonymous: Janitors are not to disclose their position nor present themselves in an official capacity
when did i disclose my position or present myself in an official capacity.

Anonymous doesn't = no tripcode in this regard, it just means not telling people you're a janitor

>>1797439
>>1797646
Based on these replies you either are a janitor or replying in such a way to make it seem you are but you aren't.

Certainly aren't denying you are.

>>1797656
>>1797656
if i say you're a paedophile and you don't deny it it doesn't make it true.

>>1797678
Good job on completely ignoring the question.

All name and tripfags should be permabanned.

This is a ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD NOT YOUR FUCKING FACEBOOK.

>>1793029


>imlying you aren't Stagolee.

Brownbear is a janitor.
I would know.

>>1797697
>>1797697
what question is that?
there isn't one in that post


>>1797726
>>1797726
not funny kate, fuck off

>>1797726
If that's you: you got a numbah?

If that isn't you: you got a numbah?

>>1797726

is brownbear the blurry guy under the flatscreen

>>1797726
This picture was on a /lit/ camwhore thread a few days ago.

>>1797744
>>1797744
hahaha no im not
she took this pic after we had coffee as a joke, inviting me for more, but im busy atm
she's the one i met called Kate who posted here on /lit/

>>1797751
>>1797751
it's been posted before then, believe me

>>1797756
What do you look like bb? If it's anything like this guy, I'd totally go gay for you.

>>1797726
I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic on /s/ a few times.
Early last year even.

>>1797767
>>1797767
i don't look like bateman, no

>>1797775
Almost quads. SO WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE, FAGGOT?

Post a pic or suffer my infinite wrath.

And by infinite wrath, I mean I'm going to do nothing, go masturbate and then go to sleep.

>>1797779
>>1797779
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a little like Denzel Washington/Al Green when they were younger

>>1797805
I knew it. No white man could have that swagger. :|

>mfw I will be awkward and white forever.

>>1797805
>brown
>bear

You are literally a brown bear then?
Brown as in skin color as bear as in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_%28gay_culture%29

Awesome.

>>1797812
>>1797812
>wonders why my name is Brownbear...

>>1797815
>>1797815
i'm not gay or built like a typical gay bear man would be, no.

>>1797812

don't worry honkey, there's a little black guy in all of us

<--- this is mine

>>1797825
I literally don't have the balls to say squat to a girl when she tells me she reads bad literature. I usually just pull the "I'm not really big on Twilight, but I DO like. . ." line.

Haven't gotten laid in a year. Haven't gotten a BJ in two.

Fuck my life. /random, frustrated rant

>>1797833
That feel...
The girl I'm currently pursuing listens to Linkin Park and reads Twilight. She's 18, but it's like her tastes in entertainment stopped maturing in the 8th grade.

>>1797833
>literally don't have the balls
So how did you lose them?
Castration, cancer, pre-op transexual, tragic accident or something else?

>>1797856
Claimed by a female when I was 18.

>>1797861
I hope you won the lawsuit against her for such grave bodily harm.

Did she use something like this?

Such a tragic loss.

>>1797875
That seems more fit for penile removal.

She did it with a seriously abusive relationship. See, I pined for her for four years and then I got what I wanted and she had me by those balls.

>>1797833
>>1797833
>>1797833
>>1797833
maybe the differnece between me and you is that im not looking to get laid, idc if the girl gets offended because it's just another girl, out of the hundreds i pass in the street everyday.

the art of conversation is dying, if you're the guy who strikes one up, or looks like he's ready to have one, you're different.