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i've been seeing this girl for about a month and i was so close to making it a full dating relationship until she caught me reading erotic fiction

for some reason instead of dumping me on the spot she has offered me a really weird challenge to redeem myself

she's given me a week to write a really erotic and sexy story and if it turns her on she will forgive me

how to i accomplish this task in a week?

>> No.17945540

>>17945528
>...and other things that never happened

>> No.17945583

>>17945528

It's a trap, you gotta tell her that you can't demean her like that and then read a bunch of love poetry you wrote/stole off the internet and personalized.

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>>17945528
Is there anything more beautiful than an Aryan Woman? I say that a a black man(don’t worry, I wouldn’t dare touch her but I do acknowledge their beauty but if that is wrong and sinful then I will stop. I don’t want to be more disrespectful to the White Man than my existence already is. I’m sorry.) I wish I was an Aryan Woman, then I’d be beautiful too.

>> No.17945591

>>17945528
>reddit spacing

>> No.17945593

>>17945528
Nooo how terrible for you haha
(I choose to believe this is real because then it might happen to me)

>> No.17945609

>>17945528
Plug out the internet, and write, faggot.

>> No.17945622

>>17945540
you're either butterfly or an impersonator, I'm not sure which is sadder

>> No.17945629

>>17945528
Just include a rough hatefucking scene followed by cuddles and spooning.
Bitches love a hatefucking followed by cuddles and spooning.

>> No.17945634

>>17945528
Post more alice

>> No.17945649

>>17945622
OP for trying to get everybody to write his smut for him. There is no girl

>> No.17945653

>>17945540
you sound jealous butters

>> No.17945668

I want to fuck Alice

>> No.17945764

>>17945528
put some foreign smut through google translate and say its yours
it is really that simple

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>>17945622
Ever since the first trip got cracked there’s only been impersonators

>> No.17945816

Write an erratic story where the MC is dating a dumb vindictive cunt that puts him up to the challenge of writing erotic fiction, only to have to fuck her brains out as a means for research.

>> No.17945913

>>17945668
I want to fuck Alice (male)

>> No.17945926

>>17945528
For erotic just find out her fetish. Probably being dommed. Go to aidungeon. Let the ai do half the work.

>> No.17945941

>>17945528
Instead of writing a story, write a poem. Look at Cummings for inspiration. Make some bullshit like "you are mine" and include hardcore sex and natural imagery. Do not compare her pussy to a flower, as that is played out.

>> No.17945962

>>17945528
This sounds completely retarded.
If it actually happened (doubt it), then she's just using it as a ploy to see how much she can control you. If she was actually bothered by this, she would dump you.
Take control of the situation and dump her.

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>>17945802
So !!bGBGaUpA8kS is an impersonator? Is the real butters still posting without a trip?

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>>17946019
I am the same, but it doesn’t matter

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>>17946019
No, and this isn’t the first imposter. ##Ubermensch was the last one. If you check the archives only one trip posted the pics of butters, the others are reposts
Man I need a fucking life

>> No.17946060

>>17946046
>No
So she’s stopped posting altogether then?

>> No.17946100

>>17945528
Well what makes her horny op?

>> No.17946113

>>17946060
Good, she was an insufferable troon like all name and tripfags

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>>17946060
>>17946113
Now it’s just a larper

>> No.17946661

Make it romantic. Then marry her.

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>>17946179
RIP butters

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>>17945528
In A World Of My Own is the second best disney song after Hellfire

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>>17946701
Wow, thanks.
I do need it. Dedicated some time to these book ideas of mine.

>> No.17946727

>>17946701
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