/lit/ - Literature

>>17936236
Cringe

Rednecks are based. Seethe harder, jew / non-White / libcuck

>>17936301
>>17936311
You done?

>>17936236
What's the matter coastie, did a hillbilly fuck your gf?

>>17936236
Let me guess... the southern bull you paid to suck off didn't cuddle with you after using your mouth as cum reception didn't cuddle you afterwards and in fact kicked you out of his home?

>>17936236
Unless you were raised Arab or Asian in the south, why would you resent them? They seem so sweet. Are you just a yankee who wants to shit on low class people but don't want to be racist?

>>17936381
>>17936396
>>17936434
Give me the resources and shut up, are you all mentally retarded to bitch so much about this? Then again this is /lit/.

DIXIEchads rise up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRZYNcYR-w

This is now a Dixie thread. How are all my boys this year? I know many of our states have been hit rough with the inclement weather, especially Texas.

>>17936496
I am not a true Southron but I've read Dabney and my family comes from Southeastern KY. Wishing you Dixie boys a happy Easter.

>>17936236
The seething hatred some liberal city dwellers have for rednecks is quite remarkable. Most of them never interact with rednecks at all, and rednecks aren't the cause of any urban problems. It really displays the deep, festering insecurity that has setup a permanent residence in the brain of many liberal city slickers.

>>17936236
Rednecks? What is this, 2005?

I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.
In Dixie Land where I was born in, early on a frosty mornin',
Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.

Then I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie,
Away, away, away down South in Dixie,
Away, away, away down South in Dixie.

the absolute state of OP

>>17936236
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>17936236
I can’t wait until SOVTHERN BVLLS invade the North and rope u*banites

>>17936606
>BUD, i'm just PARTIAL to the isolation of the country. it's so QUIET and makes me feel like i'm back in the 19th CENTURY. you should drive on down to my $130k, 130-year-old house on 2 acres, it's DILAPIDATED and there are no zoning laws that can make me fix it, we can binge some American beer from the 7/11 and then go shooting .44s in the woods! and buddy, pal, lad...we have GOTTA go down to the creek. Listen up, it's got BASS where us SPORTSMEN who KILL WHAT WE EAT can get lunch from this dirty stream. BUT!!!! it's also got a Waffle House upriver where my wife works, we're middle school sweethearts. speaking of which our daughter just got her purity ring--plumb christlike--i reckon the boys at church are gonna be all over a trad girl like her, that way we don't have to worry about her fooling around with some COLORED. Yee Yee!!!! i'm gonna SHOTGUN this bud, why don't you grab another one for yourself?

>>17936236
Rednecks are trashy but they can be pretty fun. And I never have to worry about them robbing me or breaking into my property.

>>17936236
Classist liberal scum

>>17936660
>And I never have to worry about them robbing me or breaking into my property.
You aint met a methhead then lmao

>>17936434
Are rednecks lower class than your average modern American suburbanite? Over the last two decades, cultural and urban decay has made them much closer than the liberal suburbanite wishes. Personally, I prefer rednecks over the horde of Bernie supporters that worship at the altar of black culture while simultaneously being a victim of it.

>>17936655
Sounds like a ton of fun
>>17936680
It's still hilarious that black culture is being worshipped while rednecks are being shunned when black culture is a subcategory of redneckisms

>>17936655
Sounds based t b h

>>17936236
Semi-serious response from a person born, raised, and currently living in a redneck shithole: you need to be careful about writing about why rednecks are idiots. These people have gotten the short end of the stick for over a century now and have never had a chance to become educated or civilized or whatever.
I'm not in the business of southern patriotism, nor am I telling you that rural southerners are all Philemones and Baucises, but it's more complex than "they just choose to be dumb welfare wiggers lmao."

>>17936565
It's literally all projection. Hell, half the stuff they attribute to rednecks is actually something that rural blacks do.

>>17936341
nigger

>>17936655
Have you ever shot a .44 and shotgunned miller? It's kino

>>17936565
>>17936434
>>17936606
>>17936655
>>17936660
>Unless you were raised Arab or Asian in the south, why would you resent them?
> And I never have to worry about them robbing me or breaking into my property.
I'm not talking about the friendly humble farmer who knows his place. I'm referring to the liberalized wolf in sheep's clothing kind of redneck who pretends to be friendly but is a total arrogant delusional sociopath who beats his children 24/7 and treats them like slaves. The dishonest disgusting type of redneck who sabotages you from ever evolving. Who keeps you from getting married to your loved ones. Who even keeps you from making money to elevate yourself.

I've only had 1 responsible intellectual in my life and the other members were all gypsies and russians obsessed with money who'd tear each other alive, sometimes it wasn't even for the money just for the sake of being destructive. It's genetics. Even me being raised 50% of the time warmly does not spare me from feeling the need to murder for money and beat the living crap out of people or purely annoy them. At the very least I appreciated to not hurt benevolent people. But to be incapable of joining society and have a proper loving family because I was bred with animal-tier genes is depressing.

I have been proven right my whole life that rednecks are vile non-humans who use their children as slaves and teach them to be just as degenerate as them.
I lived among a weird mixbreed of gypsies & eastern europoors that loved soap operas, dramas, telenovelas and generally stereotypical societal drama.(at the ages of fucking 5-12) Their taste for media said a lot about them. In their minds they genuinely thought they were humble and nice people or thought it's normal to behave like a sadistic cackling hyena that powers over innocent people with a sadistic pride worthy of a fascist.They'd beat the living shit out of you and then ask you the next day with a smile how you doing neighbor. That's the mixbred part. Weirdly enough the pure gypsies were more honest in their behavior, more depressive and didn't pretend to be social, they never smiled while beating you up.

I lived through a "society" worthy of being tortured 24/7 for the hellhole they created. Crabs in a bucket, the lot of them. I lived through a mixbreed of liberal rednecks.

Was >>17936655 an actual attempt at making the South seem bad? Because I can't reasonably imagine how someone would prefer >>17936606

when America finally gets the Pol Pot it needs, this'll be last thing the cosmopolitan neurotic will hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubXiEW40bUA

>>17936742
>I hate rednecks
>proceeds to babble about Russians and Gypsies
Shut the fuck up, Ivan

>>17936765
>when you hear the spoons

>>17936742
Sounds like you've had it rough and that's a shame, but I fail to see what gypsies and euros have to do with rednecks.

>>17936715
100% this. Most of the city people bitching about "rednecks," especially the older ones, are really just massive racists looking for an outlet that won't damage their clout. You wouldn't believe what some of them say in private.

>>17936793
Ugghh I really should find a non-American website. I was referring my own rednecks = peasants from my area, not america/texas' specific brand of peasants.
The way the peasants in my country live is very comparable to Cambodia, Argentina, Peru, Brazil, Phillipines, Africa where real famine exists and people only know how to eat each other alive for scraps. Not the idealized relaxing country life of going through the forests picking mushrooms and enjoying the fresh air. We have that here too but when you're careful to not mess with the mafia and make sure you locked everything so your neighbor doesn't steal something, your government steals the lands you're barely surviving on and your retarded redneck drunk parent does something hazardous like leaving the stove and blows up half the house it kinda sours the whole point of a carefree life. Luckily for me that last part happened to someone else.

For me being a peasant means a lying conniving sociopath of an animal hellbent on destroying things out of stupidity; basically your version of the nigger.

The American books about peasants portray a very relaxed and carefree life, their writers probably did in fact live a happy relaxing life. I wish I could had lived it too.
The literature books in my country about peasants and even cityfolk are nothing but murder, money, betrayal, distrust, violence, revenge. ;) So you understand the contrast.

>>17936900
>Ugghh I really should find a non-American website. I was referring my own rednecks
You don't have rednecks Dmitri. Rednecks are American. You would've had no trouble talking about gypsies and yuropoors if you talked about those groups instead of a wholly unrelated American subgroup.

>>17936465
Bojangles with the pickup truck fucks your bitch

OP is a good writer.

>>17936236

Step 1: Move to a wealthy suburb or downtown area in SF, NYC, DC, Boston, or Chicago

Step 2: Talk exclusively to white people or minority academics who assimilated into white culture

Step 3: Don't talk to any white person who makes (or their parents make) less than $150K a year.

Step 4: only consume a diet of the NYT, WaPo, MSNBC, Vox, Vice (but not the war stuff), Last Week Tonight, and sub to all the mainstream dem subreddits (/r/politics, /r/murderedByAOC, /r/AOC, /r/neoLiberal, /r/JoeBiden, /r/politicalhumor).

Step 5: Live in this environment for 1-5 years.

Step 6: Congratulations, you are now retarded enough to write your anime

Good luck!

>>17936488
>>17936496

WE ARE A BAND OF BROTHERS
AND NATIVE TO THE SOIL
FIGHTING FOR THE PROPERTY
WE GAINED BY HONEST TOIL
AND WHEN OUR RIGHTS WERE THREATENED THE CRY ROSE NEAR
HURRAH FOR THE BONNIE BLUE FLAG
THAT BEARS A SINGLE STAR

Sing along with me /lit/

>>17937079
Sometimes you must read the whole thread.

>>17936434
they feel themselves superior to the rurals within their cultural value system, they resent that the rural peoples do not recognize this and instead follow another cultural value system.

>>17936606
Even though this is a copypasta I've seen before. I'm going to state in this thread. Honestly, I wish I could go that route but nope it's too late for me. I knocked my girlfriend up and stuck living around these hateful ignorant loud ass fucking rednecks who ruin my life.

>>17936980
>Rednecks are American.
No rednecks are any kind of niggers/peasants/farmers/billybobs/inbreds.

>>17937434
grass is always greener, if you lived in the city you probably wouldn't really know your neighbors at all and need to lock your doors.

>>17937673
No, it's an American term.

>defiling Anne with a shitposting thread on /lit/
too far

>>17936341
Niggers, jews, homosexuals, mexicans, arabs and all kinds of different changs STANK and I hate'em.
What's my problem with niggers, well first of all, they're lazy good-for-nothing tricksters, crack-smoking swindlers, big-butt havin', wide nose breathin' all the white man's air.

>>17936655
Kek, the rural life is so intrinsically human that the only basedjak characteristic you can manage to imbue it with is overenthusiasm.

>>17936655
Sounds great

Jeff Foxworthy “rednecks” aren’t actually the real rednecks. They’re socialists who fought industrialists in the Appalachian mountains.

If it’s working class people you don’t like, OP, you need to do some soul searching as to your own motives, aside from the research into these so-called “rednecks”.

>>17937673
Nope

>>17937691
I don't know them. I've never spoken to these people around me. I still have to lock my doors and I live in constant paranoia from their loud asses letting off fireworks, driving their stupid ass dirt bikes/fourwheelers, and dogs barking literally 24/7. I also lived in an apartment in the middle of city, it sucked ass there too. People partying and doing drugs constantly while hearing gunshots at least three to four times a week. Also had to deal with fucking dogs barking and hearing people in the apartment above mine. I literally would sit inside cutting myself most of the day screaming as loud as I could. I'm almost at that point now here. I need to fucking MOVE!

>>17936496
Been working for the real life Sneeds seed and feed TSC for about a month and all the southern red necks have been nice.

>>17936655
This is like 50% of the people I know lol I love my rural retard boomers.

>>17936666
>Classist
Southerners were the original classists though.

>>17936698
Fucking gay as shit oh my god

>>17937260
Is the guy on the left fighting a nazi?

>>17937673
According to Thomas Sowell, rednecks are actually from the UK.

>>17938201

What do you think?

>>17936236
This nigga dare speak filth about /ourautist/? And on the most superbly imaginative Easter season? Begone and leave, to fire and ashes you go!

>>17936496
Yuropoor here.
Any great book on The Confederacy?

>>17938281
>Any great book on The Confederacy?
Shelby Foote's trilogy is the best. He's biased towards the Confederacy, but that's the best you can get, especially in the overly liberal America of today. He provides nuance and tries to get the reader to understand the war from the perspective of the average Dixie, an attack on the Southern way of life by foreign Yankees.

>>17938259
Hot damn. If it wasn't for the anti-black sentiments and the defence of slavery by southern states during the Revolutionary war, and civil war. I might just throw on a grey coat.

>>17938281
You could also read Jefferson David's Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government (he was the president), as well as The Lost Cause, by Edward A Poll and. Both are explicitly prosouth, and heavily bias, so put on your philosopher cap when you read them.

>>17937862
Your kind is going extinct

>>17938281

"The South Was Right!" by James Kennedy

>>17938546
>I might just throw on a grey coat.

Dewit

>>17938281

"The South Was Right!" by James and Walter Kennedy

t. own a signed copy

>>17938546
>I might just throw on a grey coat.

DO IT FAGGOT

>>17938607
Only if we're actually antiracist/homophobic/misogynistic, etc., Unlike the libs

>>17936496
Texas here, doing pretty good. Hope all of my southern brothers have a happy Easter.

>>17936236
>red necks
>sunburnt from honest labor
Ok urbanite. To Kill A Mockingbird is fiction btw

>>17936565
>The seething hatred some liberal city dwellers have for rednecks is quite remarkable.
Smallhats project a millennia of stetl inbred cousin-fucking, BBC fetishism (guess who invented ‘bull breaking’ & owned most all of them), and parochialism on to the Other — debt free, athletic yeoman labour on their own land, in their own Land

>>17936606
This is the perfect open air gulag bugman in the 5G internet of things mediated & drone enforced techno-hell Neo-feudalism

>>17936680
>Are rednecks lower class than your average modern American suburbanite
It’s a thoroughly Yankee Puritan patrimony that must feel unwarranted moral superiority apropos of nothing — the Zogged Evangelical is as necessary as the social democrat urbanite that ‘pragmatically’ never lifts an anti war finger, and LARPs 1930s orgs every bit as cringe as tiki torch vigils — as lumpenprole hordes flood in by the millions to dispossess the actual working class for Big Tech & Transnational Finance

>>17936236
Fuck you for discriminating ppl. Man, srsly. Go reflect on things and shieet.

>>17937936
America achieved the closest practical anarchism while still living in a society collectively defensible territory, “when we are stacked upon each other as in Europe’s great cities, then we will gain Europe’s problems.” — Jefferson

We can have that again with resilient distributed manufacturing that 3D printing et. al. provides, or old world socialism with its urbanite lumpen mobs of electoral janissaries railroading Chinese tested UN Smart Cities with slave/rape camps burn off undesirables in facilities in the sticks

>>17938281
>Abraham Lincoln’s White Dream, Lerone Bennet Jr
>Lincoln’s Marxists
See Webster Tarpley’s lecture on him for a mixed Northern take; key being the Russian fleet securing against UK/whomever invading

>>17939028
>America achieved the closest practical anarchism while still living in a society collectively defensible territor
>implying anarchism has ever worked
>implying it will keep the populace of your country content in the face of ruthless capitalist competition
>implying U.S. is small enough country to handle a quasi-socialist commune of anarchist individualists without any kind of strife among each other whatsoever
>implying anarchism has ever been practical
>implying anarchism in general is in any way whatsoever a desirable goal for a nation of 300+ million ppl
Get on with the times, grandpa. You've lost! Start getting accustomed to your sino-futurist overlords in the coming decades.

>>17936434
I’m an Ayrab who used to live in the Southern US and I couldn’t stand city folk. People who lived way out in the sticks had more of a humanity to them, like the last of their spirit hadn’t yet been crushed by modern society

>>17939060
For some odd reason Americans in the Deep South get along well with Jews and Arabs because they are ZOG'd Spiritual Semite trash themselves.

>>17936655
>>17936606
They both sound retarded.

>>17936236
I love everyone and that's why I'm alone. I stand up for the rednecks and other blacks hate me. I stand up for the blacks and whites hate me. I stand up for the city folk and the rurals hate me, I stand up for all and none stand for me.

>>17939222
Good shit

>>17936900
rednecks has a pretty American connotation dumbass.

>>17939222
Read "black rednecks and white liberals" by Thomas Sowell

>>17939303
I should add, it's insightful whether you're a conservative or not

>>17936396
not cuddling afterwards is what coastie coomer would do, a based southern boy always cuddles after

As usual europeans will always be infinitely better writers than americans. They're not naive.

>>17936655
>our daughter just got her purity ring--plumb christlike--i reckon the boys at church are gonna be all over a trad girl like her, that way we don't have to worry about her fooling around with some COLORED

>>17938570
That was, I was just quoting a Dave Chapelle skit where he played a character that was a black blind white supremacists who didn't know he was black himself from the early 2000s, I don't actually hate people

>>17936742
>I lived among a weird mixbreed of gypsies & eastern europoors that loved soap operas, dramas, telenovelas and generally stereotypical societal drama.(at the ages of fucking 5-12) Their taste for media said a lot about them. In their minds they genuinely thought they were humble and nice people or thought it's normal to behave like a sadistic cackling hyena that powers over innocent people with a sadistic pride worthy of a fascist.They'd beat the living shit out of you and then ask you the next day with a smile how you doing neighbor. That's the mixbred part. Weirdly enough the pure gypsies were more honest in their behavior, more depressive and didn't pretend to be social, they never smiled while beating you up.
yes 99 % of people just live to watch tv and building a story to feelrighteous. it's fine. it's what society is all about

>>17942242
Soap opera fanboys need to be shot in the streets.