/lit/ - Literature

>>17935697
I don't know you irl, so it wouldn't be fair to say yes.

>>17935697
I can be your fren if you want

>>17935697
>>17935715
I hope you get banned for frog posting

i intentionally give anons bad advice, i leave "cringe" under effortposts i haven't even read

>>17935697
Yeah, we're all friends here

>>17935697
no we are just people you can talk to.
we will not cry over your death or help you move your shit

>>17935715
>>17935734
thank you fren
>>17935728
that's mean
>>17935714
i think we would get along
>>17935730
open ur heart and accept people as they are, anon

>>17935697
Most people on this board are retards who call others brainlets, but I am your friend.

>>17935697
Yes

>>17935697
I'll be your friend.

>>17935697
Probably not based on the froog but I have seen some froog posters I would be friends with.

>>17935697
YES!
I AM!

God I hope not

>>17935697
yea bud, of course

>>17935697
until the very end anon

>>17935697
Listen, this board is not your "friends", it might be a variation of a community, but we don't know you. And if we don't know you how can we be your friends?

>>17936037
Don't be rude

>>17935697
We'd have to get off the board to be friends, and no way in hell am I giving up my anonymity.

Depends, if you're a right wing poltard or a Peterson cuck then you might as well go ahead and kill yourself

Don't worry, fren!
Help is near.

>>17935697
absolutely yes

>>17936083
suck my cock faggot

>>17935697
I've always been ur friend anon

>>17935697
No, I apologize. I am only on /lit/ to shitpost 9/10 times.

All these Jewish skels making OP feel like we aren’t his friends, shame on you. We are most certainly OP’s super tight homies.

>>17935697
So long as you're not a jew we can probs be frens

>>17936554
OP not a faggot, but a homie

I love you all, no matter how messed up you might think you are, you're all beautiful.

- OP

>>17935697
Sadly no. Anonymity forbids it. This is an antisocial network

>>17938091
:(

>>17936554
>nontheless excludes Jewish skels from the fren group, not considering OP could be one such skel
It's all or nothing, and if your frensip isn't powerful enough to take in a skel then it ain't frenship at all bucko

>>17936560
>>17936418
>>17936363
>>17936300
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>>17935844
>>17935831
Based and absolutely fren-pilled! Love you anons <3

>>17938133
Look offline for some.

>>17935697

YES! OUI! JA!

>>17935740
i would probably help you move shit and cry for losing you as a poster (even if probably i don't like your views)

>>17935697
I wish but this is just a digital dream and this site does not allow for social interactions beyond disagreement, agreement or irrelevance. Many anons want it that way, I don't, but there's nothing I can do. I'm sure you're a precious person. I say that not because I know you or any quality of you, but because I am certain you are a person, and every person is precious in their autism - just as in their hate, and love, and irrelevance--to each other, the world and themselves. I hope you find someone you can talk about books with in general, someone for philosophy and someone for fiction: I hope that for you because I want it myself, and I believe you deserve no less than I could wish for myself for/to have.

>>17935740
Wrong.
I would help OP move. And I will cry for him.

>>17938335
Based frog poster. Chicken tenders lookin fresh

>>17938183
This place is a simulacrum of friendship. We will not be here in your time of need. Seek real friends

>>17938403
so real friendship is utility value?

>>17935697
I dunno. Are we? Should we be? Why even ask? What is even asking? What do these words ('what', 'is', 'even', 'asking') even mean?

>>17938413
Yes. That’s not a bad thing though

>>17935728
apu posting is based. fuck off whu dontcha?

>>17935697
of course fren, jus make sure you get your 40 pages in before bedtime dude

>>17938091
shut up tranny

>>17938568

>>17938555
Comfy, bases and fren-pilled

>>17938091
>>17938202
*whips it out* :3

I would like to be frens with most people on this board. Of course including you OP.

>>17935728
Frog website

>>17938582
Based, I meant!!!
Love all you anons

>>17938594
Thank you, fren <3

>>17935697
What city OP?

>>17938576
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2447740/

>>17935697
I think of you as my frens, but it always creeps me out to realize that if I died, or if any of you died, the board would continue as normal as if nothing ever happened.

Think of all the anons who have an hero'd in silence over the years, or just died from other causes. No one will ever know what happened. or mourn their loss.

Fuck you, infantile, coddled children.

>>17938568
Don't insult trannies plz

>>17935697
We always have been.

>>17935740
Not true. I would help you move, that'd probably be fun. I'd cry for you too because it would mean I would never get to help you move again.

>>17936554
>>17936557
I am Jewish, why must you make every thread against me? I just want to discuss literature with my frens like anyone else.

>>17938833
I don’t dislike regular Jews I just hate the Jewish elites. I’m sorry some people lump you in with them

>>17938833
>why must you make every thread against me?
Don't worry about it, it's just the /pol/ section of /lit/ having their tantrums. As long as you're not actively trying to subvert Western culture, you should be fine.

>>17938833
I love you, noah

>>17935697
Why is it that when I make a thread denouncing Cyrillic as the writing system of paedophiles I immediately get a 30-day ban, but a dumb frogposter can make a worthless thread that is completely off-topic and fails to say anything about anything and have it remain up for seven hours? Are the jannies actively limiting discourse on this board?

>>17938928
>when I make a thread denouncing Cyrillic as the writing system of paedophiles
Anon, I...

The thing is that most of the paedophiles are on the Catholic side of Christianity. Get on with the times, man.

>>17935697
I don't know, I don't have friends irl, so...

>>17938928
You deserve that ban for being such a retard

>>17938257
>>17938335
will you let me live with you for some time

Everyone here is a terrible human being anon, you’re better off without us.

>>17935697
You people feel more like bad voices in my head than actual friends.

>>17938645
where can i watch

>>17938928
Pls don't make this thread about your dark fantasies

>>17935697
I mean, I love you in the abstract way I love all humanity. But it probably wouldn’t hurt to go out make face to face friends, fren.

>>17939097
Stop projecting! There are actual women here! And they're very beautiful!

>>17938403
I'll be here for anon in his time of need
Assuming we're awake and posting in the same general time frame

>>17935697
I love you anon, and I've been posting in support, but I really do think 4chan will make your loneliness worse without irl friends. 4chan should be where you come when you need a break from your irl friends. Not the other way around

cmon boy here have a cigar

>>17939290
>Have a cigar
Be my friend too

>>17939290
>cmon boy here have a cigar
b-b-but... where's the cigar?

>>17935697
Everyone is alone. All you ever really have is yourself.

It's the human condition, you fucking faggot.

>>17935697
this after you didn't even call me on my birthday?

>>17939311
>>17939313
and did we tell you the name of the game, boy?

>>17939323
>you fucking faggot
Takes one to know one. Say, would you be interested in a part-time job as a boipucci for my dragon-sized dick? I promise to flagellate you with my 20 inches long pubic hair at regular intervals in order to keep you entertained.

>>17939340
I have a happy/sad birthday story.

>be me
>invite friends out to dinner to one of my favorite restaurants for my birthday
>reserve for a party of eight
>day of
>one fren can't come because they're out of town
>two frens drop out at the last minute because they're "too tired"
>one fren says they can't come because they're broke (I was paying)
>only three people show up for my birthday
>sad.jpg
>one fren who did come gives me a couple framed poems they wrote for me
mfw

Despite half of my friends bailing on me, just because of that extraordinarily thoughtful gift it was the best birthday ever.

>>17939378
You need to be 21+ years old in order to use this site for the best of your abilities.

>>17939378
That man is your fucking brother don't ever lose him holy shit.

>>17939377
Okay, you got me. lulz

>>17935697
Yes

>>17939413
>Takes one to know one.
>Okay, you got me. lulz
>outed myself as a faggot
No, w8! I didn-

>>17935697
I love all of you for being honest about how much you hate me and everyone else. Honestly is gone in the real world but here you guys don't give a fuck and the mask comes off. This is home.

>>17939411
I know. I'll never let him go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl5vi9ir49g

>>17939483
You got me, as in, your reply made me chuckle. Dipshit.

>>17939564
>Dipshit.

I am the friend of everyone who reads this

Hello friend

>>17939640
>L-LOL, I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE STUPID!

No, no I don't believe you were.

>>17935730
So it was you that has been hurting my feelings.

>>17935697
Even though I share thoughts, secrets, dreams, and felt more in crowd here than anywhere ever irl I find it hard to call this friendship.

>>17935730
God damn I like you. keep up the good work.

>>17935697
i am your friend and your enemy, anon.

>>17939752
You can believe whatever you want. I just want to see how far this is gonna go.

>>17935730
based evil for the sake of evil anon

>>17939744
Hi fren :)

>>17935697

Depends, are you an Anglo?

>>17938632
>>17939123
rape alert

>>17940009
Rude

>>17938091
yet you are still here.

Admit it, you love socializing with us cutie.

>>17940007
Fuxk Quebec

>>17935697
We live in a bleak world. Our experiences are characterized by powerlessness and far reaching consequences we can scarecely understand. However we all have an inborn capacity for kindness and compassion towards one another. One of the very few powers of agency and control we have in this twisted circumstance of life is the ability to choose to be good to one another. It's not always easy but we have that one, tiny, limited power.

>>17935697
Frogs together strong.

>>17935740
Why would I want people to cry for me? I would just be causing them extra pain.

>>17935936
muhsmammad Avdol?!

>>17940713
Based

>>17935697
>get up 6am everyday
>go to work
>forklift driver
>come home
>eat food and go to bed
>only joy in life comes from reading and saying hi to frens on 4channel

thanks bros

>>17941394
>forklift driver
Be careful fren, those things are dangerous

>>17941413
thanks fren, I left my previous job as static plant operator because it was dangerous, managed to get a pay rise and less work, it’s 15 minutes further away but worth it.

>>17935697
No, and I will never be your friend. But at least I'm honest.

>>17941394
>only joy in life comes from reading and saying hi to frens on 4channel
that's seriously depressive you can do better than that

>>17941413
how does he shit though

>>17941790
That plastic bag isn’t for hiding candy, anon...

>>17935697
>Our faces when we will never be frens with m00t

>>17941621
Lucky you anon. You deserve everything you want. You help make our world go round