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So summer's coming up /lit/, what book will you be reading while you snuggle up with your gf under a parasol on hot summer days?

>> No.17873144

What a cutie

>> No.17873147

>>17873136
Built

>> No.17873150

>>17873136
jt;dr

>> No.17873155

Face worth a slap

>> No.17873159

>>17873147
Imagine being so far gone than your first reflex when you see a cute girl is to think of black dicks. I pity you.

>> No.17873164

>>17873136

Nick Lang.

>> No.17873172

>>17873159
Cope. You need voluntary wyboi disposal.

>> No.17873179

>>17873136
vile anglo eyes

>> No.17873180

>>17873172
Do you also think about dicks when you see your mother?

>> No.17873186
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>>17873136
I was in a great mood until you reminded me I am alone

>> No.17873192 [DELETED] 

>>17873180
Yes

>> No.17873200

>>17873136
Yeah, I’m thinking bbc.

>> No.17873210

>>17873136
Reading while being snuggled up to someone is uncomfortable and distracting.

>> No.17873211

Just imagine loving a self absorbed mindless woman. I rather have lit bros under my parasol (no homo).

>> No.17873224

>>17873136
This girl approaches a romantic ideal. I pray for her happiness and innocence,

>> No.17873239

>>17873136
Imagine thinking that girl like this could be satisfied with anything but a poweful ebonic phallus.

>> No.17873249

>>17873211
That's all women. They are what they are and there's no blame in loving them for it, or in spite of it.

What you resent is the political power jews have welded to their basest impulses. Which is a correct loathing.

>> No.17873258

>>17873239
Kikes will be silent or they will be exterminated. Meditate on this.

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17873261

>>17873136
>>17873147
>>17873200
>>17873239
wow, such an organic thread

>> No.17873269

>>17873258
I'm sure your future girl"friend" won't mind a feeble inexperienced 6 incher ;)

>> No.17873275

>>17873269
I've been married for 15 years.

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17873280

>I've been married for 15 years.

>> No.17873283

>>17873136
Anyone have her nudes or know where I can find more pictures of her?

>> No.17873289

>>17873280
"lol" literally.

Ask me how I know you're jewish.

We both know. I want you to explain to the class.

>> No.17873316

>>17873249
> do not judge someone for what they are.
Retard. Women are for breeding. There is no reason to waste time loving a woman. A man should reserve his love for God and country.

>> No.17873323

>>17873283
Just think of her as an ideal to strive for as you improve your body and mind.

You may never capture this perfect moment of a 9.5/10 brunette on a boat in Venice ready to fall into your arms, but you will end up with something you're well content with.

>>17873316
You're agreeing with me. A man is large enough to love all three.

>> No.17873331

>>17873323
>but you will end up with something you're well content with
Masturbating to women who look like this?

>> No.17873333

>>17873136
I don't snuggle in the summer

>> No.17873338

>>17873323
>9.5/10
lmao easy tiger

>> No.17873349

>>17873331
No. You're not content with that.

>>17873338
The beauty of a woman is both material and spiritual. You know it when you see it.

>> No.17873386

>>17873136
How do you meet a woman like this? Is it achievable if you have no friends and just your books as your friends?

>> No.17873395

>>17873386
See: >>17873239

>> No.17873396

>>17873386
go to uni

>> No.17873412

>>17873323
>on a boat

Imagine giving people advice while not immediately deciphering this BBC PAWG is standing on a bridge.

>> No.17873425

>>17873396
What to do if you've already received your Bachelor's, Master's, and are now doing your PhD? Is all hope truly lost?

>> No.17873430

>>17873136
>No summer
>No gf

Probably textbooks.

>> No.17873444

>>17873425
why, are you at a boys-only school? if not talk to some fucking girls man

>> No.17873448

>>17873425
Freshman year of college is the last opportunity to lose your incel status, and even at that point it may be too late because you've missed the crucial social and sexual development in high school.

Not to force blackpills down your throat Anon but the boat sailed half a decade ago.

>> No.17873451

>>17873136
Finishing the rest of Dostoevsky's great novels, The Idiot, Demons and Brothers K.

>> No.17873452

>>17873444
Haha, yeah how could I have been so stupid...just talk to a girl...

>> No.17873453

>>17873412
Ask me how I know you're jewish.

>> No.17873459

>>17873425
you have to give something to get something back.

>> No.17873460
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>>17873396
This, she's the middle class oneitis you meet in uni. She dates only from there too. May have issues that are concealed due to her upbringing and manners.

>> No.17873472

>>17873425
As a TA your access to confused undergrads is unlimited.

>> No.17873483

>>17873472
I've noticed this. Many freshman students have a clear attraction to me, but that is an ethical nightmare to take advantage of that. I'd rather not be shamefully expelled from my program.

>> No.17873502

>>17873425

If you aren't married at age 12 it's pretty much a done deal my friend.

>> No.17873509

>>17873452
i know it's difficult, it was for me as well until one day i went ahead and just acted like someone else (i.e. didn't have to be "me"). try being a fun, curious, encouraging and easygoing person instead of a meek wittle mouse. it feels good

might help to have a few brews before but this is the best advice i can give ya

>> No.17873541

Just looked it up. It’s an A*glo woman. The BBC shills can fuck off though her instagram is 100% white.

>> No.17873546

>>17873541
drop insta now

>> No.17873568

>>17873546
janemccc

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17873601

Bros...she's studying early modern literature at Oxford

>> No.17873609

>>17873541
>>17873546
>>17873568
>>17873601
Kill yourselves simps, now

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>>17873601
and le edgy ironyfash w/ catholic overtones

a /lit/ard's dream

>> No.17873653

>>17873623
>tfw no emo Anglo Catholic gf

>> No.17873683

>>17873609
No

>> No.17873701

>>17873683
If you don't kys now, some used up 5/10 will tie you down with her loose roastbeef well past Tinder expiration date and you'll spend the rest of your life in humiliating submission to her whims.

Trust me, kys.

>> No.17873702

>>17873136
I will read alone on the beach Purgatorio by Dante

>> No.17873829

>>17873483
>Many freshman students have a clear attraction to me, but that is an ethical nightmare to take advantage of that.

Yea.. that would be terrible....

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17873869

Fuck you Anon i don't come her to be reminded that I'm alone

>> No.17873892

>>17873829
The attraction isn't sincere though. They only feel attracted because you are slightly older than them and you hold power over them. This combination is deadly to a femoid. You're basically the age of their ideal male and they like the idea that you "control" their grade. That's literally it. They aren't actually attracted to you, but the idea of you and what you stand for.

>> No.17874089

God I WANT PUSSY

STOP REMINDING ME OF THE DRUG I AM IN PERMANENT WITHDRAWALS FROM YOU JEZEBELPOSTING FAGGOT

>> No.17874133

>>17874089
posting a female isn't automatically jezebelposting you horny cunt

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>>17874133
It is if you're a straight man. That has always been the definition. Don't post again.

>> No.17874158

>>17874151
get your dick in order fella

>> No.17874173

>>17874158
I told you not to post again!

>> No.17874269

>>17873869
Reading is best done alone, Anon. You're not missing out.

>> No.17874278

>>17873136
>tfw spent summer two years back with GF and sister in Venice
take me back to before corona