/lit/ - Literature

well you already got my christianmingle.com profile picture

>>1784193

/b/
Photoshop a book in
/lit/ chick.

I like to think the women in these parts are more classy. Begone, foul troll.

reported

I just wanted to see the pretty ladies.

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i lol'd

>>1784851
>barbie doll on book shelf
wtf regressed much?

>>1784851
>Dat bedspread

prettiest gal on the whole board.

>>1784851
Time stamp.

>>1784851

i would love to stick my tongue in that tightly made bed and taste the freshness ..

Is it just me, or does anyone else get turned off by a woman/girl who likes pink?

>>1784876
the color, or the second-tier pop star

in the former case, you'll prob get over it at some point after third grade

>>1784880
I meant the colour. If I meant the band I would capitalize the p in Pink.

>>1784851

do you ever worry that your book shelves will break and crush your head in your sleep.....

>>1784893
I had the same thought...

I am not alone!

books are a good deal softer than is commonly believed

>>1784927
ugh 'my type' fuck you!

>>1784927
Receding hairline. Get some Rogaine and take it to /soc/.

>>1784927
Time stamp.

>>1784931
FATALITY

>>1784927
>>1784851

/lit/ is 2 for 2!

>Are there any females on lit?
5% or something like that. there's more people on /lit/ than there seems though.

>>1784859
who is that?

hellloooo, boyz ^_~

>>1784953

>>1784953
what's that book?

>>1784945
if I had to guess I'd say the % of female posters on /lit/ is way higher than that - they don't all reveal themselves in "hey Internet give me advice on how my 300-lb WoW addict bf can best tie me up and piss up my butt. PS - I'd never fuck a black guy :3" severe emotional damage first aid /r9k/ thread fashion

>>1784959
there was an anonymous poll. deal with it.

>>1784953
looks like a shemale

saged and reported.

summerfags and the browsing is shitty

>>1784958
The Eyes of the Dragon, by Stpehen King

To the /lit/ femdom:

Y'all feminists?

And

What do you think of Joyce's Letters to Nora?

>>1784962
you're only saying that because you're jealous im out of your league

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>>1784969
nICE TRY, TYBRAX.

Dyke, but far from feminist.
I check /lit/ once in a blue moon, since it's in my bookmarks bar.

>>1784976
Why are you doing this?
Stop it.

>>1784977
r u onionring?

>>1784977
how old are you that you ID as "far from feminist"

the mind boggles at any woman, let alone a dyke, spending a year or two in the workplace (beyond the university bookstore) and still feeling a need to distance herself from the feminist label (unless it's not radical enough for you...)

>>1784984
onionring is a feminist, dummy.

>>1784966
Stephen King is shit. Do you have any better books?

>>1784991

who cares I want see her face. can you show us losers your face plz?

>>1784990
Just curious: I think that onionring is the only female-tripfag of /lit/. Am I right?

>>1784991
No I don't.

>>1785001
No

>>1785017
Fuck you, Tybrax.

>>1785009
Only one who is known to be one and is active.
As far as I know.
Which isn't saying much.

>>1785009
yes Onionring is the only female that's broken through the glass ceiling and become a A-league tripfag on /lit/.

>>1785036
I still say it was an affirmative action thing.

>>1784857
>checking out the doll instead of the girl

>>1784953
You lounge too much. The skin is not taut against your bones (you're still skinny, but no because you exercise). Take up running and kinesthetic work outs (push ups, pull ups, sit ups).

>>1784966
Is that just the ordinary hard cover edition without the dust jacket or is it a special? :3

>>1785057
I have no idea

Camwhoring on /lit/ just cause.

>>1785062
Well, where did you get it? It looks nice and old.

>>1785071
>no literature
I am disappoint.

>>1785071
How delightfully nonchalant ;)

>>1785071
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>>1784851

In love with all the girls on /lit/.....

Female on lit, here.

>>1785074
I am disappoint by lack of tits

>>1785079
Do you write?

yeah this is me

>>1785074
I could just grab a book and have it in the pic with me, but that doesn't mean I have read it or that it even interests me.

>>1785085
>>1785084
So appropriate...

>>1785083
Yes, I do! But not as much as I'd like to, lately.

>>1785085
A chick straight from a Brownbear thread, only prettier and less slutty

>>1785071
You're beautiful, just my type. Keep on truckin'.

>>1784964
>Gershwin
Yes.

hiya boiz :)

this is me. look at all my bookies :)
i was gonna time timestamp but then i saw none of the other gals were doing it so i guess its not kool here or whatever

luv y'all <333 xoxoxo

>>1785113
I don't think you read the thread comment.

It clearly demands human females to post here, not big fat whales.

Man the harpoons boys! We've got ourselves a haul!

>>1785113
>look at all my bookies
those are records you sad homo
0/10

Sorry y'all, but I learned not to trust pictures without a time-stamp. Also, Tybrax is quite active ITT, so the level of doubt is at its highest.

Hey, /lit/.

>>1785124
>records
I see DVDs

>>1784964

hai guise

>>1785126
>Also, Tybrax is quite active ITT
pretty much obvious lying right here.

I am not amused by this thread.

>>1785137
Suffieciently ugly for me to believe

>>1785151
You are a fan of Nietzsche,

>>1785137
I wanna say you are Finnish. C'est correcte?

>>1785160
Was a fan of Nietzsche.
But I am majoring in philosophy.

>mfw people not checking the file names
>mfw people replying to this thread without a sage
>mfw summer really is here
>mfw not-literature
>mfw pic related it's me now sage and report this thread

Am I hipster enough for you /lit/? :3

>>1785155
i think I read about you in one of brownbear's threads

Silly /lit/, women can't read.

>>1785159
At least I have my authenticity, right?

>>1785161
Non. But not too far off. Born in Germany, raised in America.

>>1785166
>mfw people replying to this thread without a sage
hehe.
also im not 'active' ITT. i deleted one of my posts and reposted it anonymously to joke around, all my other posts are right there with trip.

OP here. Uh-oh, I'm probably going to be ban hammered again, and no one will be able to enjoy my Pros/cons book reviews for several days.

Whatever will you do without me?

>>1785155
>>1785155
hi Kate, i don't want to fucking date you so stop texting me okay.

Also stop reading baby books like 1984 you fat slut

>>1785137
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?url=http://images.4chan.org/lit/src/1305835064172.jpg

Canon PowerShot A570 IS
May 5, 2011

So it's a relatively new pic.
Interesting.

hi and thanks for all the good recommendations

>>1785165
Nearly...

It's the high altitude woodiness of the picture. Love that shit, you love Nietzsche.

sage, reported, called the cops, informed the feds.

>>1785181
Well crap...
But you got me and Nietzsche on one thing - we both say (apparently) insane shit that happens to be factual (somehow)

>>1785190
Nice tripcode you have there.

then it should have disappeared by now? i count 5 reports including my own unannounced.

>>1785199
I think it's like 10 or 15.
I don't remember.
In any case, not enough people to do it well.

>>1785193
Like that there is an invisible jellyfish, and a jellyfish that doesn't die but reverts back to its younger form, and that if you could somehow cross breed them into an invisible, immortal jellyfish it would be the closest thing we had to God?

Or like that Hitchhiker's Guide and the Unbearable Lightness of Being are really quite similar when you think about it?

I just ate a whole tube of seaweed pringles and now I kinda wanna vomit but i was planning on jacking off soon and I can't decide which to do. I just threw up like a week ago though so I really don't wanna throw up tonight.

>>1785206
Second Choice.

First choice only when i troll people.

>>1785206
The invisible jellyfish is easily detected by the other senses of predators. So no, not really.

Neetch is a fucking tool.

>>1785210
Seaweed Pringles? The fuck?

95% of /lit/ ladyposters will not identify themselves in a turrible thread like this

Consider this in tandem with the fact that there are about 11 regular posters on this board and you might find that, statistically, you actually have a tight little pussy

>>1785215
Well, the first works quite well as a troll too.
>>1785217
>implying that the gods of various religions don't all reveal themselves in some way
Moses knew God was there from the burning bush, but didn't see God. Pic related, different kind of burning bush.

>>1785219
Looks delicious.
Except not at all.

>>1785231
The second even..

>>1785228
you forget this is 4chan.
this thread lost its glamour, time for sage.

>>1785237
Oh, so you are one of those people who go, "4chan is a secret club"

>>1785242
inb4roolz1n2

>>1785242
Every board on the internet is a sort of club.

You don't see nuns logging in on the interbutts to go especially on 4chan, do you?

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>>1785252
Hurr Durr pic

not relevant

>>1785219
Yeah bro.
>>1785233
No that's not the right tube. Mine has an anthropomorphic seaweed pringle on a little raft holding a pole and wearing one of those wide conical hats as he glides down the Yangtze.

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>>1785210
I would SO eat that shit. Faggots don't understand the superior food that is seaweed. Feel the wrath of this FULLY OPERATIONAL SAGE.

>>1785288
Well maybe you're stupid because we're talking about pringles potato chips.

>>1785304
Seaweed in ANY form is superior. Do not fuck with me.

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Well, well, well. Lookit that. :/

If we're going /this/ off topic, lets turn this into a girl's only hookup thread

I'm Terra and I like books, a lot, and maybe more than I'd ever like you. I'm kinda misanthropic, especially towards ignorance. I love my sister more than anyone. I was born at 1 1/2 lbs, without a single defect besides undeveloped lungs. I'm 17, and my birthday is in a few weeks (first day of Summer). I like drawing, and specialize in realistic manga style. I play the violin. My hobbies are medical science, cartoons and comics, art, and quantum physics.

I'm Black American, 5' 10", and 96 lbs.
I'm told I have average aesthetic looks (no make up; genuine chocolate face).

My preferences towards girls are tall with short, dark hair and tanned with long light hair/eyes. But, they don't matter so much; I'm pansexual.

My literary preferences are fiction from the19th century and under, and I'm on a Verne/Dumas kick. I also like comics and manga, but I'm not reading those so much, this year.

As for guys, I like 'em with short dark hair and eyes, under 5' 7", beta, and immature /co/mrades.

My contact inf

This board started so well

>>1785409
KID GET OFF 4CHAN BEFORE IT RUINS YOU FURTHER

>>1785137
Put dem eyes on
>>1785155
This body and you'd be my perfect woman

But
>>1785155
Is still pretty damn close. You've got awesome fashion sense, you should totally go strut on /fa/.

>>1785409
>born at 1 1/2 lbs
>realistic manga style
>quantum physics
>black
>lesbian
>pansexual

kill.exe

i'm a huge vladmir nabkov

>>1785594

how does a jake gyllenhaal know what sundresses is

>>1785594
What a nice picture. Stop sign in the background reminds us of the dangers of everyday life.

>>1785608
Whoa, deep.

>>1785549
>born at 1 1/2 lbs
>mfw no one online ever believes me
>realistic manga style
I was a weab at 11~13. I learned to draw manga, and later refined it with realism elements.
I think its pretty fun, and its extra money.
>quantum physics
Space is cool.
>black
....What's wrong with that? :v
>lesbian
^ again; also, I have a male preference.
>pansexual
Regressive fear of acknowledging new age psychological terminology.

>>1785454
No way, its too fun. I can't just leave after 3 years.

>>1785531
I think my fashion sense is better.

>>1785638
You are probably the best troll I've seen in quite a while. Congrats! :)

>>1785647
>watermark

Looks legit guys.

>>1785638
I'm guessing you're new to /lit/ at the very least though. Everyone around here is full of hate, so, you'll probably get flamed to hell.

That said, which Verne books have you been reading? Who are your favorite authors?

ITT: People who believe any of anything posted in this thead is real.

But I'm real!

>>1785662
This room is filthy.

>>1785662
You look about 15, isn't there some algebra homework you should be working on?

hey /lit/ jus a pic my bf took of me. Be nice!

kawaii kawaii sugoi desu neeee XD

>>1785669
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit nigga, is you real tho?

>>1785666
...Edgar Allan Poe?

>>1785679
Damn straight.

>proceeds to write short story about guy who flies a hot air balloon to the moon using every single word in the entire English language to show off vocabulary

>>1785669
I used tineye and saw the actual source.
Nice try.

>>1785594
That is not Vladimir, that is Greta.

>>1785652
Yeah, I am (though I do lurk frequently). I noticed /lit/'s behavior from /co/'s e/lit/ist trolls, and decided to come here for it. I wanted to join the same way I do most boards. By derailing an off-topic thread. It usually results in:
>"gtfo yu newfag namefag troll"
or, "gb2 /b/" and at least 3 people being nice and talking to me.

I'm a bibliophile, so I read moreso out of compulsive necessity, than preference, so Dumas, Poe, and Verne are my favorites, because I'm reading them now.
I'm in the midst of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

http://www.yourlust.com/images/blog/s/letsread-andi-pink.jpg

Look's she's reading!

>>1785685
>I used tineye

then i succeeded you faggot

I won Tao Lin's handwritten moleskine notebook on an ebay auction a little while back, and I scanned the whole thing. I was going to post it here, along with a link to a .rar, but....

camwhore thread on my /lit/

Nope. You made your choice summerfags. Now you'll never know what I discovered (and apparently Lin forgot) inside that book.

>>1785703
I have the 4chan add-on.
All I had to was click the tineye button beside the image.
hurrr durrr

>>1785704
Haha burn that thing and delete the scans

>>1785704
>>1785703
this shit is why I fucking love 4chan

>>1785704
stfu & gtfo out Tao Lin.

>>1785713
Also be sure to use eraser after deleting so they can never be recovered

>>1784927
>>1784927
Hory Shet, I dated, fucked, and got cheated on by this chick! Except this is an old pic, and she got fat after leaving me.

saged and reported

dumb kids need to go fag up >>>/soc/