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17796668 No.17796668 [Reply] [Original]

>Henlo, literature department? I’d like to file a complaint.

>> No.17796677

>>17796668
Ynes blease vile wite ere:
- - > I I < - - Complaint box

>> No.17796679

>>17796668
This is the CEO of literature. What's your complaint?

>> No.17796703

>Hello police?
>I'd like to report a thread killer

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17796708

>>17796679

>> No.17797071

>>17796708
gay

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>>17796668
Yes go ahead sir

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I HATE READING, I HATE HOW THE KIKES HAVE SOILED MY GENERATIONS BRAINS WITH FLASHING IMAGES AND LOUD NOISES. CANT YOU UNDERSTAND!? HOW COULD LITERATURE BE THE PEAK ARTFORM WHEN WE CANT READ IT!? WHEN THE WORDS DANCE BACK AND FORTH AND I CANT ASSEMBLE THEM INTO DIGESTIBLE BITS, WHEN THE WORDS ARE TOO SLOW THAT MY BRAIN SHOVES ME FORWARD INTO SOME NEW THOUGHT, SOME NEW LINE, EVEN ONE MY BRAIN MUST INVENT IF NOT TO STAVE OFF THE VERY PALPABLE FEAR OF WASTING ANOTHER MINUTE DIGESTING IN THAT TIME WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED IN A SECOND. AHHH MY BRAIN IS TAMPERED WITH! BLUE LIGHT MAKES ME NOT SLEEP! FLASHING SCREENS MAKE SWALLOW INFORMATION AT A BREAKNECK PACE, LIKE A BUG DARTING BETWEEN FLOWERS, JERKING IN AN INSTANT FROM ONE DIRECTION TO THE NEXT. OOOOOH HOW CAN A CREATURE LIKE THAT SIT STILL LONG ENOUGH TO OBSERVE A SUNSET!?

>> No.17797354

>>17796708
god that is so good

>> No.17797381

>>17797216
Works on my machine

>> No.17797735

This board is more underaged than /v/, more immature than /tv/, and more angsty and supercilious than /pol/.
Sadly, it's all we got.

>> No.17797750

>>17797216
Shut up faggot, everyone starts out that way, just work back and put in some effort. Lazy nigger. Get off my screen.

>> No.17797782

>>17796708
Is that real? A set of words any teenage girl says daily