/lit/ - Literature

>>17784305
It's a song.

Reminder that alcohol is the only universally legal drug because it is absolute dog shit compared to other drugs.

Don't be cringe, stop drinking.

>>17784305
cheers

>>17784305
bottoms up buddy

>>17784317
alcohol is legal because its one of the oldest drugs we have you dumb shit.

>>17784305
'ere brother

>>17784395
You do realize that most other drugs grow from the ground and pre-date humanity, right? Opium, marijuana, coca leaf, etc..

>>17784395
Alcohol is legal because it weakens the middle and lower class.

>>17784395
There’s a theory that alcohol may have started civilization actually. Basically the lives of hunter gatherers were way better then early farmers by almost any metric (taller, stronger, lived longer, more sex, more freedom, teeth didn’t rot). So why would anyone become farmers? Well the theory goes that alcohol production started off small but became a highly desired good for trade, so some people in mespotamia settled down on land to produce this alcohol both for trade and for themselves and these people needed to farm wheat since they were no longer nomadic hunters. Gradually communities formed around these farms, until nomadic hunter gatherers conquered them and organized these societies into the first cities initially for the sole purpose of producing alcohol but needing to produce food to for the labor force.

It’s hard to know how accurate the picture I painted is for the establishment of the first cities and civilizations, but judging from historical examples such as the Roman conquest of Gaul and the European colonization first the Americas, I think alcohol must’ve surely played some significant role.

>>17784395
>>17784430
If that’s true then why are all the best writers alcoholics?

>>17784480
I'm learning Danish and watched this a couple days ago with captions. It was the first Danish language film I'd watched and I missed much of the dialogue but enjoyable nonetheless.

damn. this is scarily accurate ;_;

>>17784480
Can you imagine how good those same authors would be without the alcohol holding back their creativity and negatively influencing their health?

>>17784305
I only have a liver when im drinking a lil bit yeah.
When i'm drinking, yeah. When im drinking, no.

>>17784425
not nearly as ubiquitous as alcohol

>>17784487
>I'm learning Danish
Why? What a total waste of time.

>>17784445
>shrooms, alcohol, fermented dairy products
Clean water with a high caloric/nutrient density could do it by itself, as far as raising average mortality age goes.

>>17784502
They’d probably have never had the creative motivation without it.

>>17784583
Yea, nahhh. Your over-romanticization of drinking is a disproved trope.

>>17784608
>Yea, nahhh. Your over-romanticization of drinking is a disproved trope.

>>17784317
>drinking is cringe
Nice bait. Now excuse me while I sip my rum and coke and browse 4chins

>>17784617
Sounds comfy, gin and tonic myself. Cheers anon

>>17784617
>>17784627
Drinking is not only bad for your body, but also poisons your soul. I would recommend stopping immediately.

>>17784630
You’ll never be a woman

>>17784630
Why don't you stop trying to impose your personal ideology on others, hmm? You shouldn't presume to be an authority on morality. Nobody appreciates unwanted criticism or advice, especially from someone with zero pathos or ethos.

>>17784643
Drinking raises estrogen levels in men. Perhaps I should say the same to you. Just look at how faggy this dude is >>17784647

>>17784643
I know, that's why I don't try to make myself stupider through alcohol

>>17784445
Source please

>>17785085
https://allthatsinteresting.com/history-of-beer