/lit/ - Literature

haven't jerked off for 4 hours? ya i got plenty of seed stores up... *unzips dick*

>>17732930
I was going to save this webm but I already have it saved.

>>17732930
wtf why are her tits so saggy

>>17732930
She looks like the actress from Clue.

>>17732940
What about this one?

>>17732954
Aesthetic

>>17732958
based

>>17732975
>tfw no aryan art hoe gf to go on a life changing cross country trip with that sparks young love and a pregnancy and then a bitter divorce 10 years down the line

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I HATE WOMEN

>>17732944
virgin

how do I stop falling in love with every beautiful woman I see and meet. i'm not convinced beautiful women aren't the greatest pleasure in life

>>17733022
Date one for a while.

>>17733031
Tell me how

>>17732930
i will not view your heathenish pornography. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

>>17733031
i've never been out with a girl i could honestly describe as better than a 7.5. all my life I've wanted to be with a 9+. maybe one day

based thread

>>17733059
I just want a French reading chart and I'll be on my way, its not my fault you're all coomers without a French reading chart.

>>17733070
relevant. some girls in russians novels i've been reading are described as having hair down to the ass. good to have a visual reference

>>17733031
I don't know how to approach a woman.

>>17732937
>*unzips dick*
Is this slang for pulling back your foreskin?

>>17733095
newfag

>>17733088
Smile with your eyes, control your emotional state, and escalate.

>>17733097
Good take, you boring fuck.

>>17733113
sorry

Maybe

>>17732930
COOM. Thanks OP here's your reward

>>17733108
But what do I say

>>17733126
don't say anything. just grunt, and give her your phone set to the new contact screen

>>17732987
>tfw no pre-indoeuropean greek waifu to impregnate with heroes that will inspire Greek mythology after me and my Achaean horde bros came down to conquer her people and land

>>17733123
Thanks bro

>>17733126
That's what I meant by escalate. Every thing you say should have the subtext of escalation with her, and I mean escalation to sex. That's what women expect and it's what they want from a man. Don't say pervy things or anything overtly sexual; don't harass her. You can make double entendres if you want but that's still not what I mean. Just steel your intention of escalating your interaction/relationship to the point of sexual tension and consummation. She will tell and if she's interested will like it. If not, move on. No big deal. Just basic male female dynamics.

>>17733150
she looks just like my cousin.. yeah that'll do nicely.

>>17733174
How is any of this supposed to work post-covid in a blue state?

>>17733205
good lord. she could birth a child in a minute

>>17733174
I literally have nothing to say to a random woman I've never seen before aside from the fact she's making an impression on me at that moment.

>>17733216
It's called a fake ass, anon. I live in a big city in North America and they are somewhat common downtown. They're fuckin gross.
>>17733205
Dating apps. Take the same shit I said and apply it to the apps. But be less cautious than what I described; absolutely go for the sexual innuendos. She won't think you're interested if you don't escalate sexual tension. Godspeed, my negus.

>>17733253
nothing fake about those hipbones

read the sticky before making a thread

>>17732954
Imagine looking like this and knowing you're hot shit

>>17733235
Then say that. You can talk about literally nothing, like the weather; the point, to her, is your emotional state, emotional honesty, and a feeling of security. You want to make her feel secure and you do that by emanating self confidence. With women, it's never about the rational, linear, ostensible subjects of the conversation; it's all physical, emotional, and ultimately sexual.

>>17732930
this "woman" is going to be the proud single mother of a mixed-race baby in a few years
and this is an increasing trend

>>17733235
"Hello, I would like to get to know you, could i buy you dinner or a cup of coffee or something?"

It is not difficult.

>>17733325
>Hello, I would like to get to know you
Smooth

>>17733325
>gets arrested

>>17733123
>no De Maistre
dropped

>>17733205
she looks like a caricature of the female form.

>>17733354
Have not been arrested yet and it generally works. Are you really that paranoid around woman?

>>17733355
Most woman are over "smooth" by 20.

>>17733136
>pre-indoeuropean
>greek
>Achaean
Guess how I can tell that you don't know the difference between these terms.

>>17733325
Do you drop your spaghetti in the middle of saying that or do you wait until the end?

>>17733390
>Most woman are over "smooth" by 20.
Yep. It's a total myth that women like charm. I find the more stilted and robotic your approach, the better.

>>17733095
>not bodymoding a zipper on your dick to get at the more sensitive bottom layers of dick flesh
um, hello? newfreind let me direct you to the customery 4chan dickzipping proceedure, its kind of like our version of circumcision, but more based.

>>17733400
I just get to the point and get their phone number.

>>17733409
They like direct, honest and to the point.

>>17732930
Yes, you start with the greeks.

I wish I had a cute goth girl or maybe even a whole harem of hot different looking girls.

>>17733369
Not my favorite desu (though still gives big boners) but this is a new laptop and I ran out of sfw lewd webm's to post.

>>17733150
obligatory
>that’s a man

>>17733399
>pre-indoeuropean
Yeah there were pre indoeuropean anatolian farmers in Greece that the ie interbred and were culturally influenced by, though in a heavily ethnically/socially stratified society like most ie conquests.
>greek
whatever the fuck you wanna call the pie's in greece, you know what I mean
>Achaean
I dunno if this is the right term desu. Originally I was gonna use Danaan which I'm pretty sure would've been more correct but when I looked on google how to spell Danaan correctly it used Danaan and Achaean interchangibly, and since Achaean is more widely used I decided to go with it.

>>17732930
her nose is annoying

>>17733545
>cute slightly boyish looking girl
>thats a man
Mentally ill freaks like you are why there are no more tomboys. They've been convinced by your filth that they're ftm and all have disgusting pseudo-penises now. I can't express how much I hate you and how badly I want to skin you alive.

>>17733174
>Every thing you say should have the subtext of escalation with her
How do you do this

>>17733070
I didn't even read the Op.

>>17733590
Bit of an overreaction

>>17733531
This girl's nudes and porn were absolutely horrible.

She edits all of her pictures but this year "finally felt comfortable" posting your normal chubby self. She didn't even look very good edited either. I have no clue why people post this plastic whore.

>>17733600
If anything it was an underreaction from the amount of uncreative, under thought, unfunny
>thats a man
Posts I've fucking seen. I hope you get pierced in the ballsack by something really sharp.

>>17733057
>Tell me how
Just be yourself, anon.....or be like water, up to you.

>>17733600
Ok I didn't mean the part about the ballsack but I'd definitely kick your shit in if I met you irl.

>>17733570
At least you're being honest about it. That's honorable.

>>17733627

>>17733627
The hyper-violent threat is also an overplayed joke. You're adding to the pile

I don’t like her face. Angles are too sharp. Does not match her body. Sad

>>17733630
>the virgin Lee

>tfw good sounding job that makes good money
>tfw interesting sounding hobbies that I enjoy
>tfw well-groomed, /fit/, not ugly
>tfw 25 yo virgin
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>17733022
you are attached to a coping mechanism and need to release past trauma. look up transformation mastery.

>>17733205

>>17733662
if you pay me I will dead ass coach you into getting coochie. Im not a pick up artist im just a broke no job having late 20 something year old who has no problem getting laid/dating/or talking to women.

also Im not like some sort of chad either im pretty average looking.

>>17733205
this some uncanny shit

>>17733940
How big is your nose?