/lit/ - Literature

Not the hoor al ayn

>>17702735
Yeah, I really enjoy the detailed descriptions of explosive diarrhea you encounter in the world of Jane Austen.

>>17702735

At 5'7 and 101 there are no possibility of boobs there, so that wouldn't be the kind of character I would write. More like 5'1 and 101.

>>17702735
how DFW writes women: she was impressively large, intimidatingly so, and but like, overly sexy in a kind of mannish way

>>17702735
these chicks are obsessed with YA

>>17702735
I wonder what books she's reading, I've never ever seen an author do this. Authors never give exact numerical measurements for height, weight, size or anything really.

>>17702735
Women read garbage, complain that they are reading garbage then go out and buy more garbage to read.

>>17702811
Uhmm sweetie read more
Yes they do

>>17702811
Ever read the Bible?

women can't get their easy life without getting men to compete for them. competition implies that some men will be bolder than others to be chosen by the woman for casual sex. Women are at the top of the sex market and they like it. THis is why women are communist for anything but sex, and they still want sex to be a free market, because they are the alpha predator only on this market.
Women hate to see this though.

>reading books with female characters
Why would you do this?

>>17702823
Fair, but I was referring to novels.

>>17702820
Name me one
This obviously implies that someone who reads would know who the fuck you're talking about
Don't pull out some
The tales of Deragonoriania by Josh Dimwitty

Both sexes have their imaginary ideal partner of the opposite sex. The difference is men can distinguished between fiction and reality, they know that fictional characters belong to fiction. Women enact their unrealistic expectations in real life and they refuse to consider anyone worse than their ideal male. About 80% of men fail to meet their expectations as is evidenced by this graph.
>>17702826
Based and blackpilled

Most female literary criticism pretty much amounts to “My arse isn’t being kissed properly”

>>17702735
women writing men characters:
He was handsome and knew it. He was 6'5 and 90 kg. His arms were the size of pillars, his thighs two twin obelisks. His hands were huge. He never cried, not even once. He could last 3 hours without climaxing. His bank account was always above 6 figures.

>>17702811
they're making it up. these people don't read, they sit online regurgitating memes. it's so tiresome interacting with anyone online these days.

>>17702735
So true
Oh yeah and where are trans women represented in any literature

>When Noel entered, a woman, still young, was reclining on the divan, smoking a cigarette. In spite of the tropical heat, she was enveloped in heavy Cashmere shawls. She was small, but then only small women can unite in their persons every perfection. Women who are above the medium height must be either essays, or errors of nature. No matter how lovely they may look, they invariably present some defect, like the work of a statuary, who, though possessed of genius, attempts for the first time sculpture on a grand scale. She was small, but her neck, her shoulders, and her arms had the most exquisite contours. Her hands with their tapering fingers and rosy nails looked like jewels preciously cared for. Her feet, encased in silken stockings almost as thin as a spider's-web, were a marvel; not that they recalled the very fabulous foot which Cinderella thrust into the glass slipper; but the other, very real, very celebrated and very palpable foot, of which the fair owner (the lovely wife of a well-known banker) used to present the model either in bronze or in marble to her numerous admirers. Her face was, not beautiful, nor even pretty; but her features were such as one seldom forgets; for, at the first glance, they startled the beholder like a flash of lightning. Her forehead was a little high, and her mouth unmistakably large, notwithstanding the provoking freshness of her lips. Her eyebrows were so perfect they seem to have been drawn with India ink; but, unhappily the pencil had been used too heavily; and they gave her an unpleasant expression when she frowned. On the other hand, her smooth complexion had a rich golden pallor; and her black and velvety eyes possessed enormous magnetic power. Her teeth were of a pearly brilliancy and whiteness, and her hair, of prodigious opulence, was black and fine, and glossy as a raven's wing.

On subject of describing women, I kind of like this one.
Have to point out, the above character is one of those peculiar women Gaboriau writes, the kind that hates their lover when he is happy and rich, but realizes she loves him anyway when he brings himself to ruin for her sake.

>>17702735
I thought the "she was beautiful but didn't know it" thing was a staple of YA fiction written by women, e.i the "plain" girl that nonetheless attracts the attention of exceptionally attractive men.

what is a woman?

>>17702823
The Bible (old testament) almost never gives exact measurements for anything but age to my best knowledge. Is this some new testament bullshit?

>>17702735
Don’t worry my women are giant Amazonian that capture little weak men and make them their pets that also eat her pussy and ass.

>>17703157
Something you’ll never be tranny.

>>17703176
But do they poop

FARTING IS VALID, INCEL

>>17703143
>but then only small women can unite in their persons every perfection. Women who are above the medium height must be either essays, or errors of nature.
So wrong. The Straight Shota & Athletic Tomboy pairing is the most sublime form of aesthetic in the world.

>>17703191
I’m not really into shit though kinda into piss, so they do relieve themselves peeing on the tiny males.

Women read both male and female authors and are miserable and always complaining about what they read

Men only read men and are generally pretty happy about what they read

>>17703191
They also frequently dominate the males by sitting on their face and ripping farts.

>>17703006
my forthcoming roman a clef novel desu

Aspiring smut writer here. Fairly accurate, but the main love interest is 3’ 7” instead of 5’ 7”. Still 101 pounds, but it’s al in her tits.

>>17703275
Based

>>17702735
This sort of complaint always reveals that they're reading really shitty books. It's like watching 80s B movies and expecting to be shown the rich internal life of women.

Women claim to want emotionally complex female characters with interesting lives and occupations but they’re all addicted to watching The Bachelor
They consume crap.

Women writing men:

He was tall, handsome, and had a bit of a wild side. I could see his rock hard abs rippling through his half-soaked shirt, and his dark, piercing eyes and stubble-covered face made him look dangerous in that way only men can be. He looked at me like at any moment he might decide to tear my clothes off and have his way, and based on the impressive package I could see through his pants I almost wanted him to. He was an alpha male, pure and bred, and when I saw him I knew I was going to be his mate.

Women objectify men just as much as men objectify women, arguably more so. The difference is men don't give a shit. What I find even weirder is how women tend to explain sex and relationships in fucking weird wolf-pack terms.

>>17703169
Noah’s ark famously has the exact measurements given. It’s often used in attempted deboonkings.

>>17703316
>women do x and still do y
Fuck off chud

>>17703285
Thanks. I’m having a blast writing it. But I still can’t decide if I want to go full on animal ears and make her into a cow girl, complete with horn blowjob handles and a tail.

>>17703348
Ultimately your decision but I’ve always enjoyed the pig squeals and anal combo personally

>>17703348
>>17703387

>>17703387
I think I will end up doing that. I’m just a bit worried about mass appeal. I don’t think animal ears are crazy enough to turn too many people off though.

>>17703006
There's a section in my name is red in which a character kind of becomes trans for a few pages
Then they get killed by some religious zealots
Based book desu

>>17703334
There are exact measurements given to characterize buildings and other structures, such as the ark, but none are ever given for people aside from age.

>>17703223
>Men only read men and are generally pretty happy about what they read
Literally me.

>>17703006
the catamites in The Golden Ass

>>17702735
I like women who fart and pee and eat cum and shid and vomit and poop

>>17702735

>>17702855
0-10 scales are overrated. The binary scale is far more accurate.
1 if you would.
0 if you wouldn't.
Simple as.

>>17703341
thats not an unreasonable claim though. people are contradictory. would you prefer if he used the word “some?”

are you having a hard time?