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>According to Dr. Michael Eric Dyson, the cogitation and conflagration and lack of corroboration which followed the rise of genre-defining hierarch Lil Wayne reflects a Rubicon of bifurcation in the ideology of the American populace. The demographic consumers, many of whom were of a straight, oppressive binary orientation, soon became agitated by the artisanal alliterations of what they saw as an abecedarian speaking in amateur artificialities. Their diskette consumption habits, however, tell a different story -- that they were complicit in the very 'problem' itself audiologically. Chopin? That ain't it. Okay? That ain't it. Have we all not 'been to the Candy Shop' at least once or twice in our lives? How much greater, then, would it be to get "licked like a lollypop", as it were, by a member of the opposite sex, as stipulated in this virtuoso's staccato syncopations? And so my lovely listeners don't accuse me of attempting to patronize the patriarchy with my preaching, this sentiment might just as easily be applied to the sybaritic souls of several sexes, many of whom hail from our dear LGBTQ+ coalition -- it's 2021, folks, and oral acrobatics are for everybody. Put your pencils down, white folks: the test is over, and you failed.

>> No.17685017

>>17685009
WE

>> No.17685027

>>17685009
dangerously based

>> No.17685040

>>17685009
I can confirm that Michael Eric Dyson's library consists of 1,000 copies of the same thesaurus, each soiled by verbose commentary, or as he would say, "festooned by an exhaustive litany of Procopian catenas".

>> No.17685047

>>17685009
That's right my little NWO puppet, dance, DANCE! Ignore class inequality and focus on race. Dance some more!!

>> No.17685694

>>17685009
>abecedarian
Why does he always use some unheard of words just to sound edgy smart? Like doesn’t he realize that he’s become a joke

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>>17685009
Based af

>> No.17687283

>>17685009
>mulatto feels resentful and lashes out because of his white blood, the white langugage that he uses to express himself, the white culture he is surrounded by, the white world he lives in, which will always be impacted by white concepts and inventions even if "white" people were to forever disappear
he must be living in a perpetual existential crisis when he's not busy writing the next "hit article" no one cares about. The cheery on top is that most people know him for embarrassing himself in front of JBP, another dreaded white man
no one will remember him

>> No.17688021

Funniest thing I've ever seen on /lit/

>> No.17688187

he literally the embodiement of that crying wojak who has his face covered with smart wojak's mask

>> No.17688274

I genuinely can't tell whether OP is great satire or real anymore. What happens when reality becomes indistinguishable from satires of itself?

And what is this specific brand of woke, "heh bet you didn't think it's possible to be an academic AND into pop culture and down with the latest memes? ;)" normalfaggotry called? Women try and fail to do it a lot, but certain blacks do it too.

Also awful when they try to incorporate "authentically black" speech tics like e-NUNCiatin' and ah-LLITeratin' as a form of sassiness, it has that same "heheh bet you didn't know I can be both a hip black man AND an intellectual? ;)" shit. I always feel so bad for blacks who play this minstrel show, the kind of condescension they receive from privileged whites for doing it is so subtle that even the whites don't realize they're doing it. That makes it all the more insidious. Why don't you just go fucking start a farm, man? Why does everything have to be filtered through stereotypes of black people from music and television produced by whites and Jews for the last 80 years? Just go raise some turnips and take some time to think about what you, a man who happens to be black, want to do. Don't jive talk, don't try to make a modified form of jive talkin' work within the white intelligentsia that just let you in as soon as it ceased to mean anything or have any power.