/lit/ - Literature

>>17650450
Latin or spanish

>>17650450
something obscure. Gothic?

>>17650450
Ebonics please

>>17650450
Linear A

>>17650457
hmmm, but it has to have some good /lit/ and gothic only has a bible translation, no?

>>17650450
>>17650453
Italiano, español es mucho fàcil y marrón como el caca

>>17650466
Um so besser wenn es einfach ist.

>>17650450
As always, I declare myself duce, master of this thread and of the enterprise proposed generally. Babylonian it is.

>>17650465
old english perhaps?

>>17650486
this

>>17650476
The only namefag whose authority I remotely value is the Frater's

>>17650450
lojban

>>17650475
Yo no hablo nazi, blanco polla miedosa

>>17650512
El chicle en la papelera.

>>17650518
The cat is under the table

>>17650518
>>17650512
The silly thing is german is close enough to english and spanglish is known by enough amerikanner gringos that we can understand both posts.

>>17650500
Frater values and respects Philolochad, ergo you will be privy to do the same.

>>17650476
You're a fat non nonimatum

>>17650466
>mucho facil

>>17650450
reglr engliss plese.

>>17650527
Excellent. So then it makes perfect sense to complete the knowledge of both languages.

>>17650538
Wrong. I'm Philolochad. Nomen est omen. YIKES.

>>17650527
Is certainly weird, besides some weird-ass vocabulary, German sounds extraordinary close to English, but the obscure vocabulary sounds pretty close to Spanish since they both have similar roots, so if you know two of those three languages, you can fake the third one. For example, I speak Spanish and German and I'm faking English right now.

Alright, should I create a strawpoll? So far the suggestions are:
-Latin
-Spanish
-Italian
-Old English
-maybe Gothic

>>17650577
LINEAR A
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Hi everyone! I fucking love licking nigger balls!

>>17650577
I'm down. Do it

>>17650565
When your mother calls you and your brothers for dinner she says
>John, Tommy, and that fat other kid, dinner is ready.

>>17650577
>Alright, should I create a strawpoll
yep

>>17650590
>>17650582
https://www.strawpoll.me/42706338

>>17650579
Well, cela va sans dire: this post is not the real Philolochad. For such a vulgar thought is far below my sensibilities. I lament your dearth of spirit.

hieroglyphics or riot

>>17650598
Well, the results are in -- ἀνερρίφθω κύβος. /lit/ wishes to learn Latin. Guess who already reads and writes Latin with great fluency. I declared myself dux and remain so in light of this recent development.

>>17650767
I declare you need to drink my cum you dumb nigger

>>17650450
Προτείνω να μάθουμε κινέζικα μύστες μου.

>>17650767
alright namefag, then you better start teaching.

>>17650767
there are 3 votes retard; no one has won yet

>>17650767
>poll has been up for 20 minutes
>results are in guys
This is why I don't respect you

>>17650789
Your loss!

>>17650842
Disregard that, I suck cocks

>>17650853
Unbelievable. The real real Philolochad would never express such a mundane thought.

a vote for gothic!

smurf

>>17650867
Pay no heed to this posting. I perform fellatio on male genitalia.

>>17650881
The real real Philolochad would not write "fellatio" in the nominative when the accusative "fellationem" is obviously required.

>>17650450
You have to focus on languages that will train your mind the most: that's Sanskrit

so, how will thios work? A daily thread? weekly maybe? or will you use the language learning general that some anon is trying to set up?

>>17650466
Spanish is the ursprache

>>17650899
I enjoy confusing the anonymous crowd by regularly pretending that other people imitate me out of spite, so as to not come across as samefagging. I make obvious mistakes so as to then be able to correct said mistakes to lend myself an air of credibility which I lack in real life.

>>17650574
Spanish and German do not have similar roots unless you mean the more obscurely Indo European.

>>17650450
Sumerian

>>17650921
Das mag so sein, aber lediglich der wahre, ja unanfechtbar wahre Philolochad ist in der Lage, idiomatisch richtiges Deutsch zu schreiben. Schach und Matt!

>>17650957
post number just went up

>>17650767
Fuck off retard. The ancients would be disgusted by your hubris

>>17650957
Es scheint mir dich enttäuschen zu müssen du dummer dreckiger aufmerksamkeitssüchtiger Hund, du. Ich, der wahre wahre Philolochad, spreche natürlich mehr als nur mickriges Englisch und schlappschwänziges Deutsch.

Car, en réalité, je parle aussi le Français. Donc en effet je suze des bites de nègre.

>>17650466

So easy that you can’t even learn its basic grammar, dumb fuck.

>>17650986
They'd be even more disgusted at your lack of irony.

OP here, I deeply apologise for only offering avenue for another shitposting thread going nowhere and actively worsening this boards quality. xoxo.

>>17651046
At some point irony becomes pretend irony becomes "I have no sincerity and must identify myself"

>>17651058
We can still salvage it. Post the poll and context in the language learning general

>>17650450
The only language I'd learn is Koine and I don't think I'm smart enough. I'll never comprehend how to go about memorizing 20k-30k new words when I already forget words in English.

>>17650574
German sounds like english through an intense accent. Dutch is like a german-english hybrid and is even easier to understand.

>>17651074
>>17651058
this

>>17651058
>>17647232
post it here

/his/ here, please Latin. I am studying for a masters degree in medieval history and I need more anons to bounce my translations off

Old syriac

>>17651145

Posted it

Aramaic