/lit/ - Literature

>>17630652
>colour and size
Your gf is secretly Hercule Poirot.

>>17630652
"Deal breaker"? Are you insane? You'd break up with an otherwise satisfactory GF because she'd rearrange your books? What's next? You dump her because she bought margarine and not butter?

she has to go, op.

>>17630656
>You dump her because she bought margarine and not butter?
That just means Ms Honey is your gf.

>>17630663
Don't I wish.

>>17630652
I usually dislike sorting by color and think it's tacky, but she did a really good job with this. I think it's time you made up, Anon. She needs to promise that she'll read, though.

>>17630652
you have a really nice home anon

>>17630652
relationships are like prison anon: on the first day if you don't walk up to the top dog and punch 'em right in the jaw, you're gonna be their bitch for the rest of your stay

this is objectively superior to however it was sorted before

Clearly shes fucking bored and youre not entertaining her enough anon. That act is not a deal breaker in itself but could represent more.

>>17630656
>margarine
She'd never do such a thing
>>17630670
It's not my pic, I've put it back the way it was but she does not understand that authors should be together or books grouped by themes, it makes no sense to her.
Anyway we did make up. Probably make babies and stuff
>>17630655
I wish, nothing I want more than eating a box of chocolate in peace on xmas
>>17630686
okay my man

>>17630702
>than eating a box of chocolate in peace on xmas
You say that, but think of the central heating.
>>17630669
It doesn't take that long to train as a kindergarten teacher.

>>17630696
She was doing a big house cleanup while I was away at work. If you think your role in a relationship is to be entertaining to your gf, dance like a monke and jump through hoops like a trained dog, maybe you should take a page from this psycho's >>17630681 book

I WOULD CONDONE IT; I DO NOT ORDER MY BOOKS, THEREFORE AT LEAST THAT WAY THEY WOULD LOOK PRETTY IN PLACE.

>>17630652
It's trivial to break up with your gf over this. Then again, it's pretty dumb to organize your books by color too.

>>17630652
If you would think of doing such a thing over something so trivial, then I have only to assume that either you are unhappy with her for reasons beyond this, or that you are not right for this relationship.

>>17630853
I'm cupping her butt right now , we're cool. I'm asking if it's a dealbreaker for anybody else but I know were I stand.
You sound miserable btw

Are you from reddit or are you a teen with a superiority complex?

>>17630891
That looks like projection if I've ever seen it. except for the teen part

>>17630652
So the oxfords are with the oxfords and the penguins are with the penguins? I'm thinking based

>>17630903
AHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17630976
wow it sounds like that really hurt

>>17630987
Not even that anon. Just stop posting. You should be studying, big boy :^)

>>17630652
How you deal with anything that a girl does for you that you may not like. Tell her thank you for doing that and thinking of you, and that you love how she tries her best but ultimately you don't want it like that. Just be gentle with them man you have to treat them like a flower.

>>17630652
I'd break up, and I mean it honestly. It takes a special level of being braindead to do something like that. She can be a nice person and all that, but not somebody I'd spend the rest of my life with.

>>17631019
>Just be gentle with them man you have to treat them like a flower.
Why? If you want something that has to be treated like a flower, just get a flower, instead of a woman. They both take effort and look nice, but the flower won't rearrange your bookshelf.

>>17630656
Holy shit margarine I’d kick that bitch out the door

>three tripfags already appeared in the course of this thread

>>17631626
What do you expect from an organized by size and shade thread?

>>17631019
This is why you never score.

>>17630891
It's called second-grade-disease/chuunibyou and is rather common

>>17630874
>>17630976
>>17630987
>>17631001
wow, is this for real, /lit/?
I expected ppl of culture on this board who read Proust, Voltaire, Hemmingway...

>>17631109
horyy sheet.. go back to /fit/ or better: /b/ xD

>>17630656
>You dump her because she bought margarine and not butter?

This IS a deal breaker I’m afraid.

>>17631704
hello tourist

>>17630652
I'd carry out a muslim style honour killing

>>17631765
This is the greatest compliment I've ever received. (I've never posted on either of those boards.)

>>17630652
>having a gf
You did this to yourself

>>17630652
Firstly, this never happened. Secondly, presuming it did, it's not a deal breaker. Thirdly, I'm sure you can reorganize your 15 fantasy books back into proper order. Fourthly, there are a multitude of other reasons you shouldn't be in a long- term relationship with a woman.

>>17630710
Women want to live on easy mode and be provided for by the official BF. if you cant give her good sex and entertainment, it just means she has other orbiters for the sex and amusement

>>17630652
>How would you react
she wouldn't be able to walk for a few days, that's for sure

>>17630652
literally nothing wrong with doing that, I'd do it myself if I lived in a country where the spines are coloured

>>17630652
Wouldn't fight; compliment her organisation, then ask her not to do it again.

>>17630652
>Hey honey, I want to read Atlas Shrugged, can you tell me what color it is?
>Uh...
>Let me know when you find it, okay? Love your organizing system, by the way.
>*kiss*
>*spank*
>*knocks over vase on way out of room*
>*holds up middle finger*

>>17630656
I dump my girlfriends whenever they cut their hair short.

I would say 'thank you, looks great" and move on, because they're only books and it doesn't matter.

>>17633382
>Hey honey, I want to read Atlas Shrugged, ca--
>I know. That's why I'm leaving you. I rearranged your bookshelf as a parting gift so you can think about me for the next 12 hours while you put everything back the way it was. Btw I fucked Ted

>>17630652
This is the worst thing I've ever seen

>>17630656
>You dump her because she bought margarine and not butter?
I'm not one to justify violence against women, but this is pushing my buttons

>>17633629
But it's super cute anon!

>>17630652
boo hoo
she could have sucked another man's dick in that time
instead she wanted to make you happy by doing something related to your hobby

so many buttblasted virgins in this thread lol

>>17633813
>your gf isn't having sex with other men the way mine is
>you ought to be grateful!
the absolute state of modern men

>>17630652
Nice try, anon. Next time, post your actual bookshelf from your basement and do not fabricate lies such as having a girlfriend. Everybody knows you're some autistic loser who stutters whenever interacting with girls.

>>17633995
he acknowledged it wasn't his photo in the thread before anyone pointed it out

>>17630652
>sorting shelves
??? WHY
I keep my shelves vaguely organized based on my impressions but my shelves aren't real shelves but rather are milk crates stacked on each other scattered around my room in a sort of decentralized manner

Why do american books have such bright colors anyway ? It looks childish in an adult's room.

>>17633422
someone hated monogatari

>>17630652
yea op break up with your probably hot and not stupid gf and send her my way please

>>17634914
Marketing and shit. It's America, baby.

>>17630652
are you dating a child?

>>17631626
There has been more since I got butterfly to masturbate :3

>>17630652
Just be glad your gf has some aesthetic sense

>>17630652
Imagine if she was a guy and did this. You would go "what the fuck?" Women are such freaks

>>17630662
lol

>>17630656
This is a good argument for fat chicks.

>>17630748
i can b ur gf bb

>>17630656
Margarine is fucking poison so yes, fuck you simp

>>17630652
Take the heaviest book off the shelf and thwap her across the face.

>>17630656

>Margerine

I'd file for a restraining order

>>17630652
Dump that autistic cunt.

>>17630656
>You dump her because she bought margarine and not butter?
I would, anon.

I'd say it's cute, then have sex.

>>17630656
Gas all tripfags

>>17633616
Based Skyler bitchposting

>>17630652
your gf has autism

>>17633422

absolutely based

>>17630652
Looks good. I don't read my physical books anyway