/lit/ - Literature

Please listen to me.
I know this is probably bait, it must be bait, I'm certain of it, but in case I'm wrong, just listen.
Your girlfriend is a slut and a bad person, and staying with her is the most idiotic, self-depreciating thing you could possibly do. Why would you even want to be with her anymore? She clearly cares about something - meaty cock - far more than she cares about your mental wellbeing and the stability of your relationship. No open relationship ever ended in happily ever after. Don't be a fucking idiot, stand up for yourself and just leave.
But really it's probably just bait.

>>17590295
based effortbait, bumped

>>17590397
>Why would you even want to be with her anymore?
I am already 31 years old. All my life I have gone through the same shit with every girl I have dated, from decent ones to crazy sluts. They all care about good sex in the long run. I just cannot do it, I fear the humiliation, the disappointed looks when your pants come off, the ghosting.
Staying with her seems to be the best solution, no bait.

>>17590433
Why? Will you be happy, fulfilled, content, spending your days with a woman who cares more about getting a fat dick in her hole more than she cares about the affection of her partner, or the importance of loyalty and honesty in a monogamous relationship? I don't even support monogamy but people who do what you say she's doing are sorry, hollow people. Why is this partnership so crucial that you'd go on suffering in order to preserve it?

There ARE better things to be found, out there. Go looking for them. Don't sit there letting this treacherous woman drag you down until she finally decides to leave for good. Use your power of will and make the decision to do what's best for you.

>If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
Just don’t be upset bro

>>17590295
>my below-average penis
how smol?

There is a part in the Meditations where he refers to sex as the "rubbing of mucus," discounting the entire act as a base, carnal thing to do. Let me try and find it.

>>17590549
Here you go:

>“How good it is when you have roast meat or suchlike foods before you, to impress on your mind that this is the dead body of a fish, this is the dead body of a bird or pig; and again, that the Falernian wine is the mere juice of grapes, and your purple edged robe simply the hair of a sheep soaked in shell-fish blood!
And in sexual intercourse that it is no more than the friction of a membrane and a spurt of mucus ejected.
How good these perceptions are at getting to the heart of the real thing and penetrating through it, so you can see it for what it is!
This should be your practice throughout all your life: when things have such a plausible appearance, show them naked, see their shoddiness, strip away their own boastful account of themselves.
Vanity is the greatest seducer of reason: when you are most convinced that your work is important, that is when you are most under its spell.”

>>17590295
Ahhahahahahahahaha....
Wait wait, did I read that right? Let me read that again......
ahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminder that women don't give a shit about your happiness so you should feel no obligation to appease them.

>>17590295
Stoicism is the best philosophy for cucks.
If your gf is cheating on you then you should just endure it. After all, it's not like relationships are just about sex. Do you enjoy her company? If you, do then isn't it better to just bear some pain if it means that you get to stay with the person you love, rather than be alone?
You have to understand that you will never please a woman if your dick is below 6 inches. Girls want romance but they also have sexual needs too.
Don't listen to all the jealous incels in this thread, if you love her and you want her to be happy then you should be able to endure her sleeping with other men.
All relationships involve sacrifice. It's better than being alone :)

>>17590433
no

>>17590614
That is not Stoicism, fag. A stoic would dump the whore and not dwell on it and move on.

>>17590614
>You have to understand that you will never please a woman if your dick is below 6 inches
The game was rigged from the start, truly unlucky.

>>17590614
This but unironically
You don't kill yourself and throw away your life because of one aspect that is bad right? Any philosophers that advocate killing yourself because your eyesight is 19/20? No probably not.
Girls have sexual needs too, if your cock isn't good enough to satisfy then you can either live on and enjoy everything else life has to offer. Or you could break up with her

>>17590614
>Stoicism is the best philosophy for cucks
Yes that’s the point of this bait thread. It’s making fun of stoicism and it’s very funny. Well done, OP.

>>17590637
It's not the end of the world anon. You can make your gf very happy by understanding that she has sexual needs and that she needs another man to satisfy them.
It's not like she'll fall in love with other guys, their relationship will be purely physical. In fact, she'll love you even MORE if you are willing to endure this small sacrifice.
It's 2021, there's no shame in being in an open relationship. Don't be selfish anon :)

>>17590666
>It's not the end of the world anon. You can make your gf very happy by understanding that she has sexual needs and that she needs another man to satisfy them.
>It's not like she'll fall in love with other guys, their relationship will be purely physical. In fact, she'll love you even MORE if you are willing to endure this small sacrifice.
>It's 2021, there's no shame in being in an open relationship. Don't be selfish anon :)
based

it's a bait you retards

>>17590685
>it's a bait you retards
but y would one do such horrible thing anon

>>17590651
I know this is a troll post, but no man or woman can endure adultery and really live. This is why there were such strict laws against it. Jesus went so far as to expand upon the meaning of adultery in order to guard against it yet further.

>>17590295
>>17590433
How big?
Just dump her tho. It's better to be solo than raise some other dudes kid.

>>17590685
>>17590704
Don't listen to these two anons. They are just bitter that you have a shot at happiness.
Look at it this way, it's painful that your gf sleeps with other guys but the pain of loneliness is so much worse.
I know it's not fair that you were born small while other guys are big but don't let bitterness ruin your one chance at happiness.
If she is happy then you can be happy too. So just endure anon, endure :)

>>17590637
>>17590666
this is the same bait poster talking to himself

>>17590736
>So just endure anon
Thank you, anon. I will try. Maybe I can even watch them at some point as an exercise to control my emotions and stay stoic in even the most excruciating moments.

>>17590666
I know you're joking, but I still have to call you a faggot because what you said was so bad.

Just kill her bro. Endure the prison time like a true stoic would

>>17590754
This is a great idea! At first it will hurt a lot, to see your gf making love to a well-endowed guy, but you have to always keep in mind that sex =/= love.
By exercising stoicism, in time it will stop hurting. Maybe you'll even grow to enjoy it OP :)

>>17590397
>No open relationship ever ended in happily ever after
/lit/ is a leftist board incel chud nazi fuck. fuck off back to /pol/.

>>17590826
I am a leftist, baitposter.

My last gf asked for an open relationship because I'm too short and my penis is too small. Almost killed myself desu

>>17590433
your age doesn't matter, what matters is that a king is happy. this shit ain't happy at all, seems pretty miserable. you deserve better anon!

>>17590736
>pain of loneliness is so much worse
fuck no it isn't, enduring a constant betrayal is much worse than honest loneliness. at least when you're alone you can do the most important thing a man can do: conquer oneself

>>17590295
The Bible has tons of explicit advice about this

5 inches max here, you can make a girl orgasm with less than 6 inches if she is already, significantly attracted to you I.E if she is wet before you even put it or better yet before any real foreplay, you've got a great shot. If she''s just kind of into you, it probably won't happen. As for keeping a woman faithful, kek, 10 inches isn't enough to guarantee a woman stay around.

>>17590295
Yes. When it happened to him, he asked his stoic teacher for advice. The teacher told him to kill her lover in front of her and force her to bate on his blood and guts as a warning.
Marcus did so and his wife never cucked him again

is intentionally misunderstanding stoicism the hottest new /lit/ meme? this is pretty epic thread lol

>>17590295
You know you can just increase your length with one of those extension devices right

please include me in the screencap

>>17590295
If this somehow isn't bait why haven't you just learned to eat pussy or bought her some sex toys? Or bought a fucking cock sleeve to make you feel bigger lol. If you haven't figured out some way to keep women satisfied despite your small dick you deserve them cheating on you.

>>17591672
Not OP, but would you go out of your way to tug on your fucking dick to please this chick who cheated on you and will almost surely do it again?

>>17590295
I often remind myself that we’re all puppets trapped in a decomposing cage of flesh and bone, with a million desires whirling around us at all times like sirens attempting to lure us to our doom. That these desires are nothing but the conjured demons of economics, society, and evolution and while they promise fulfillment they will only use you to their own ends, increasing their strength over you, leaving you a slave and a broken human. The world of phenomena is a test, projected by the noumena, and to conquer it you must conquer yourself.

Although I might try to convince myself that life has some external value, after a night drinking with “friends” or a sexual encounter with woman, it quickly becomes apparent that most friends are not worth having, and that woman’s sexual desires are so perverse and banal that their even having desired you bears the weight of a bad conscience. What man does not disgrace himself by submitting to a woman’s desires? He becomes a fool, a brute, a scoundrel, a cuckhold, all at once— and looses himself in the process. What man benefits from society? He devoured his life’s work to the machinations of warfare and industry, he trampled the earth, he becomes bound up in stories told to gullible children, he is sold slavery and like an idiot wears his chains with pride.

Service originates in the Latin word "Servi”, meaning slave. That’s what society, friends, woman the whole world, asks from you, your slavery. In English, the familiar for of “you”, “thou”, has long since died from the language. For those lonely men in Anglo countries seeking company, this should be (with honest reflection) enough proof that you will never find it. We live in a civilizational world-spirit which lacks even the words to express friendship, closeness.

There are two things in life worth their weight in gold: freedom and silence. How many men exchange these treasures for paper? Or for a soft touch of flesh? Or for some false sense of meaning to disguise their emptiness?

In books, there is the peace of forming a genuine connection with another person. If you cannot read, write. If you cannot write, read. If you are still lonely, hire a whore; it is less demeaning and less expensive than going to clubs. Logos is the breaking free of the soul from the flesh, embrace this and turn your eyes from the treachery of desire.

>>17590295
Women are spatially retarded and can't tell the difference between four inches and seven. Unless she's loading dongs into her gash like clowns in a car or Mexicans in a one-bedroom apartment, she'll feel her puss getting ripped apart even with your micro penis. She only said that shit about your pathetic shrimp dick because she thinks you're an insufferable cunt but can't tell you that without giving up access to your bank account. Hope this helps.

>>17590295
Dump da ho and find a faithful wife. Kings like Marcus had to deal with more bullshit because their marriages are political in nature. He just lived his role. You? You are under no such constraints.

>>17591672
It's not permanent and you risk damage to your dick

>>17591781
Can confirm. Almost fucked myself up.
Incidentally, I found out that my dick was actually already big. That's your brain on porn for you.

>>17590433

What about getting good at cunnilingus?

>>17590295
kek

>>17591735
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED ITS THE MOTHERFUCKIN REINCARNATION OF MY BOI MARKY MARK AURELIUS.