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What the fuck was his problem?

>> No.17567392

>>17567358
Daddy issues

>> No.17567413
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17567413

>>17567358
Nothing he was just a gigachad that pesky mortals aren’t worthy of understanding
> Zeus finally became enamored of the goddess who was to become his permanent wife — Hera. After courting her unsuccessfully he changed himself into a disheveled cuckoo. Hera saw the poor bird and kindly brought him into the shelter of her bosom to warm and dry him. Zeus immediately returned to his true form and—true to form, indeed—ravished her. Hera then decided to marry him to cover her shame, and the two had a resplendent wedding worthy of the gods.

>> No.17567416

He was a coomer with too much power.

>> No.17567428

>>17567358
Being a chad.

Also what fucking hair colour was he supposed to have?

>> No.17567432

>>17567413
What's the source for this tale?

>> No.17567447

>>17567432
Just google “how Zeus and Hera got married”.

>> No.17567459

>>17567447
But it doesn't show the original source.

>> No.17567473

>>17567459
Look around dude

>> No.17567474

>>17567447
Ah, the great epic poet Googledes.

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17567487

God I wish that were me

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>>17567432
>>17567459
>>17567474
>UHHHH SOURCE? GOT A SOURCE BUDDY? WHERES THE SOURCE FRIENDO? I'M AFRAID IM GONNA HAVE TO DOWNVOTE YOU CHUD, YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A SOURCE

>> No.17567575

>>17567566


Oh FUCK OFF

>> No.17567751

>>17567575
Go back to le reddit

>> No.17567870

>>17567575
so mad, clearly not from around here. you fuck off buddy.