/lit/ - Literature

>>17553917
He doesn't have one. They are all his worst book.

>>17553917
call of my cock

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>>17553941
His worst is the best he can do, thus they're his best books

Scholars will be arguing over this question for centuries. Just let the mystery be, anon

>>17553959
Not saying much when RC Waldun's ESL shitfest is better than your 5 books combined.

>>17554106
And yes, I just assumed you are F Gardner. How could you not be him?

Why does lit keep having to hear see anything about this shit “author” he already has ads!

>>17554140
You can't prove the OP is the ad purchaser, and the thread isn't advertising. It's not telling you to buy the book.

>>17553941
fpbp

>>17554148
Gardner please spend this time to improve your craft stop posting these inane threads!

>>17553917
that creature is the most bugman looking thing I have ever seen. No wonder he shills his garbage books all day instead of leaving whatever pitiful hovel he calls his home

>>17554106
is his work even passable

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>>17554209
Apparently Gardner is a millionaire. I saw an anon once claim that their dad is an established Hollywood director and that their mother is an established novelist. I believe that anon was Gardner. So basically Gardner is a talentless NEET who is the spawn of two artisitic people.

>>17553941
>At these words Banzan became enlightened

>>17554358
I read Call of the Arcade, Kappa and Cherokee. I enjoyed them. His books are fine. He just uses a shitload of extra commas.

>>17554614
>Between these two, would be priceless
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>>17554622
He’s literally buying his way to fame. Or at least being meme. You’d think with all the money he has he’d hire an editor.

>>17554622
He’s a rich NEET who writes books and shills them to us. Quite possibly the most /lit life imaginable.

>>17554112
He’s been a meme here for a while. His ads are constant. You think no one would ever make a thread about him? You must be new here. We’ve had daily threads about his books for months.

>>17554682
Like 90% of those are by Gardner, he even brags about the fans he has on /lit/ on discord; his shameless self-promotion knows no bounds.
He thinks if he tells enough people a sizeable portion of users on /lit/ like his stuff and spams it enough it will come true.
He will never find true success though, because the minute anything he does gains traction it will come out that he is one of the rayciss 4chan hatemongers and the only people who would conceivably like his retro pop-culture worship bullshit won’t like that. He should have shilled himself on reddit.

>>17554209
>whatever pitiful hovel he calls home

Gardener probably has more money than everyone on this board combined.

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>>17554779
Shut up Gardner you poor motherfucker if you had cash you wouldn’t be trying to go viral on 4chan

>>17554799
Projecting.

How do we have a picture of him?

>>17554812
It's on his goodreads amazon and facebook pages

Crocodile

>>17554682
>one man doesn't have the willpower to constantly shill himself since October
God I hate you. You probably started browsing here around March of last year.

All of them