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Hello /lit, i need your help. Its valentines day in few days and im looking for help writing a poem. Long story short, i really love this one girl but she just wants to be friends. Write something that she will remember for the rest of her life!

>> No.17513374

>>17513336
>Its valentines day in few days and im looking for help writing a poem
>i really love this one girl but she just wants to be friends

Anon once she gets a bf you're going to think back on this moment and want to kys

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Lol, you’re writing a poem probably at the exact same time she’s out in the world in active pursuit of other guys

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>>17513336
>Poetry for someone else
>Losing ownership of your own heart
Spooked.
You're already perfect without her. You don't need to stay a slave.

>> No.17513456

>>17513336
Bro just eat less and bang out some push ups and pine for someone who will actually fuck you. Girls only pretend to like poetry. Poetry is written by and for men.

>> No.17513541

>>17513336
Terrible idea. A poem will only work if the girl already has some kind of interest towards you. She isnt going to magically discover that she's attracted to you by reading somes rimes, it'll be weird at best. Sorry anon.

>> No.17513570

>>17513336
rape her

>> No.17513572

>>17513374
>>17513415
>>17513429
>>17513456
>>17513541
Well then what the fuck should I do? I'm not incredibly physically attractive, but I've been told I have a good wit

>> No.17513575

>>17513429
is this valid nb advice?

>> No.17513576

>>17513572
have sex

>> No.17513589

>>17513572
Write a song

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>>17513572
See pic related

>> No.17513664

>>17513597
Stfu with your forced meme faggot

>> No.17513892

Roses are red
Ivy is green
Meadows are flat
Just like your chest

>> No.17514441

>>17513541
Jep, when a girl is into you hundreds of gestures go from bad to good.
I once had a girl where all of my retarded impulses were actually appreciated instead of mocked. Its the best.