/lit/ - Literature

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>>17508563
bumpu desu ka~~~~~~

>>17508563
>when will we all admit that booktube will deliver us the next Joyce, Proust, or Dickens?
Ain't gonna be Waldun tho

>>17508599
>Ain't gonna be
already was though

>>17508563
he's chink

bumpperino

>>17508574
>>17508598
>>17508698
>bump bump bump
We know you're here Waldun, I thought you had better things to do than browse this site. I am deeply embarrassed for you

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>>17508724
oOOOOOOOOOOooooooo you detectdu me..????

Anyone else ever look at his Instagram. He and his fag buddies are convinced they’re the next “Beat Generation.” I don’t think they realized the beats basically lived bohemian lifestyles, not sitting in high class shops, restaurants and etc all day. Maybe they’re the new beat generation who embrace conformity, post modernism and more kek.

>>17508598
Delectable nipple...

>>17508764
An author having an Instagram is a good litmus test for them not being worth your time

Waldun can't get his second book published though. Plus he is pouring money into an "editor" who is a scammer.

>>17508764
Quick reminder that the beat generation wasn't that good to begin with. Naked lunch and the howl collection are the best books from them and even then they're both barely scraping above decent. Far more interesting books in lit history than for their own sake.

>>17508563
I don't dislike him and it's cool he's so passionate so young, but Jesus he makes me cringe. He reminds me of my younger self, where yeah he's an old soul and kind of mature, but you can still tell how much of a kid he is with how much he harps on about him and his friends being the new Beat generation and him trying to act so much older.

>>17508844
Being young and thinking you're going to be wildly successful for no particular reason go hand in hand. Also getting a bunch of views on youtube doesn't mean you're going to be churning out worthwhile literature.

It's always fun watching Asian guys trying to ape white literary culture. You can tell from the way he speaks that English isn't his first language, so unless he's the next Nabokov he's not going to be writing masterpieces in English any time soon.

>>17508563
no one knows who you are dude stop shilling

why would anyone watch this faggot? he's just a dopamine hit for people who would rather talk about doing something than actually doing something

>>17509012
Lol that's why he is huge in India

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBCQJ_4Pu4U

which of you is this

>>17509179
I look a bit like him teebeeach

>>17509179
That's me.

>>17509179
Fucking fat faggot got filtered.

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>>17509275
Say what you really feel Waldun

I can't wait for L'Academie

>>17508764
How can he think he’s going to be part of the next Beat generation when he doesn’t do anything remotely subversive or mind altering? He has a video on his instagram acting all awkward with a ‘free cigar’ like it’s the first he ever held. Jesus christ. mans needs to get some experience

>>17509363
Yeah, any “””beat resurrection””” would be thoroughly based in drug culture, niche radical leftist organizing, and underground music waves. This yuppie LARP is not beat, never will be beat.

>>17509396
wanting to be 'beat' already puts you out of the possibility of ever being beat.

>>17509357
"L'Academie" is going to be great. I know Waldun made some mistakes here and there with TLD but he must have learned something. So here's to the new book, anon friends!

>literally who?
>go through his utube and ig accounts
>All those generic unread penguins with unbroken spines
>Fetishist imagery of the stale le coffe; le typewriter; le B&W
>Faggot, even name drops Goethe's Faust in the back cover of one of his books.

Fuck man, these people drive me up the fucking wall. To think that they are the shit, passing only as highbrow to brain dead mongoloids. If you care this much about constructing an image you want people to perceive you as, it's more than certain that your writing is compromised. It can't save you. Your thinking is defective

>>17509621
filtered hard.

>>17509621
Based and poseurpilled

>>17509278
It appears that while he can't write he's adept at moral jiu-jitsu.

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>>17509179
I doubt it's one of us. Nobody here would pick hum up for his 2 dimensional portrayal of women.

>>17508598
who is this cum demon?

>>17509732
Butterfly, probably before she hit the wall.

>>17508725
>homeboy homer
>brother speare
>Finnys wake
...what the fuck

>>17509732
Butterfly, the tripfag Janny/Mod that appears on every thread with images of females as she's a lesbian.

CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE TOPIC OF HIS NEW BOOK "L'Academie"??????

>>17509754
She's a janny? What a colossal faggot. At least other undateable spinsters can find meaning in their lives through shit like drinking coffee and animal rescue.
Imagine being reduced to finding meaning in your life through policing shitposters on an anonymous Cambodian shadow puppet forum.

>>17509453
I hope you don't seriously think this. It's going to be awful.

>>17509775
>anonymous Cambodian shadow puppet forum
I wish redditors would stop trying so hard. You're to 4chan as Waldun is to reading.

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>>17509453
man will keep working on his style. like most people he will look back in a few years and cringe a bit, but he will also have a backlog of writing to continue from.

>>17509874
What are you gonna do Butterface, ban me?

>>17509732
Butterfly. She used to be rather attractive.

>>17509885
How can he improve when he sends his ESL ramblings to an editor and they translate it into proper English for the rest of us?

>trying this hard to get me ITT

>>17509899
Holy shit, THAT'S BUTTERFLY?

>>17509874
>You're to 4chan as Waldun is to reading
this is the point of this board

>>17509913
and it worked, hi Butters.
>>17509921
She probably does okay with the 30-50 year old lesbians assuming she's kept herself up.

>>17509899
>Alain de Botton
>Bottom
>Alain de Bottom
haha

>>17509899
Lol this bitch living in a motel!

>>17509625
I take pride in getting filtered by the intelectual equilivent of this wide ass sewage drain. The book club is the only decent channel that comes on this board and if Q were to write a book it would be the only one warranting being picked up

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>>17509862
in ten years time waldun is gonna be sitting on stacks of shekels getting his cock sucked by qt booktube girls whilst you are still trying to publish your actual book

>>17509926
For you.

>>17509179
Kek he elected it as the worst book of 2020 and complained about waldun's fanbase being anti-Semitic and calling him a kyke

>>17509357
>>17509453
L'Academie de R.C. Oualdoune

>>17509913
You need to get dicked down or something to cure you of being what you are.

>>17509946
>if Q were to write a book it would be the only one warranting being picked up
do we tell him bros?

>booktube
Why do youtubers make everything absolutely cringe and retarded no matter what they do. it doesn't matter if it's gaming, politics, literature, or technology, if a youtuber does it they somehow do it the cringeyest way possible and 90% of time just turn it into either a retarded blood sports consoomer fest or some retarded feel good shit booktubers are all about. Sure there are a few youtubers that aren't mother fucking cringe but if you take any kind of youtube community as a whole the majority is going to be absolute cringe factories. it's somehow even worse than reddit.

>>17509946
>He doesen't know that Q actually did write a book and was just as if not worst that Waldongs shit
Look up 'Baby Alex' you dumb faggot.

The first picture is me, I still look like that for the most part, no you can’t see nip, no I am not the woman with the de Botton book, yes, that’s why she too the picture. Botton the bottom.
No, I was never a janitor. No I do not need a dick, I hate dick

>>17509984
so you're just a mod then

>>17509977
I actually didn't, thx anon

>>17509984
kill yourself butters

c

>>17509984
I love you butterfly

>>17509984
I'd like you if you weren't a tripfag.

>>17509984
post your tits

>>17509984
>I hate dick
But have you ever TrIeD DICK?

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>>17508764
>>17509012
>>17509363

Holy cope

>>17509984
one can hardly get anywhere while being hunted by past.. hating dick is unhelathy because you came from a dick. accepting it is the true zen way of dealing with it. bless up

Not a moderator, the place would be better patrolled (and frog/blowjack free) if it were me.
No, I’d never commit suicide. I want more life.
Not going to post anymore pics under any circumstance.
Again, strict vagitarian
>>17510022
And I’d like if everyone took a name and acted civilly.
>>17510038
Dick juice is just fertilizer with new genes

>>17510067
Taking a name does not imply civility, much less in a hellhole like 4chan.

>>17510067
>the place would be better patrolled (and frog/blowjack free)
absolutely fucking cringe.
>I’d like if everyone took a name
unironically r*ddit.

>>17510076
One thing leads to another.

>>17510067
hello butterfly :)

>>17510067
what would be the point of all that you advice? to make another facebook or insta or reddit..? things work here a certain way because they suit certain type of people. and how can you be so against frogs while uplading a pic like that.. like cmon... thats the most froglike face ive seen in ages

>eceleb thread devolves into thread about a local eceleb

show boobs again plase

>>17510067
If you were a jannie we'd all leave and go somewhere else.

>And I’d like if everyone took a name and acted civilly.

Thanks for finally clearing up what I've wondered for a while—you actually are a woman.

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>>17510136
sure, and now you upload a pic of cara delevigne for the sake of it...

in any case you seem like you dislike interacting with /lit/ so why return? unless you are lying to us.. or yourself

>>17509913
How did people get pictures of you? It seems like a bad idea to post them online.

can you faggots stop ruining my waldun thread? butterfly show tits or whatever so we can get back to discussing this multipotentialite omniacademic studia humanitatas chad

>>17510240
Why are you guys obsessed with Walden? He's kind of cringe but not that bad. Is it just the fact that he lacks the self awareness to know he isn't a genius?

>>17510240
fuck you and your thread

>>17510262
Waldun 100% shills himself here "ironically"

>>17510217
I think she posted them on a different 4chan forum while using the tripcode and then someone familiar with /lit/ noticed it.

>>17510240
In his last video he admitted to being retarded.
>uhhh wen i do maths i uhhh cannot no doo eet
>number switch they sweeeetch
>i no retard
>it serious medical probwum
>call matha dysalexiuuhhhh
>but i go to be chikneee engeenee anyway
>den i reawize i am writor
How can you take this guy seriously when he has trouble adding 32+23?

>>17510267
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>>17509984
>I hate dick

How do you know?

>>17510267
my dick is throbbing

>>17510267
BASED

>>17509984
Love u butter

>>17510267
unfathomably based, redpilled, locked, AND keyed. Updoot.

>>17510294
>a gook who's bad at math
Poor bastard, he never stood a chance

>>17510267
Absolutely waldunpilled

>>17508563
cream of the crop

>>17510448
Gold chat

>>17510267
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>>17508563
What would Norman Mailer have done to him?

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>>17509621
>If you care this much about constructing an image you want people to perceive you as, it's more than certain that your writing is compromised. It can't save you. Your thinking is defective
Be sucks but lots of good writers started out as poseurs. Read the stories about Mishima meeting Dazai, he was the biggest seething poseur ever lol.

>>17510817
But they were talented poseurs.

>>17510817
Mishima was a terrible writer and one of the cringest larpers to ever walk this planet.

>>17510944
its for you anon

>>17510959
you just posted cringe

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>>17510959
meanposting

Wow this is one of Waldun’s ‘Beat’ contemporaries.

>>17511171
>God I hate racism!

>>17511195
The description goes on to say how racist Australia is. As an Aussie, Melbourne is probably the least racist place in the country. Shows how sheltered these kids are.

>>17511171
This writing is awful. Stylistically what he'a trying does not work.

>>17511171
Pretty rough

this needs more bumps

Maybe Waldun’s mate need his own thread for a critique of his ‘writing’.

>>17511888
then he should start his own youtube channel so i can make memes out of him

>>17508563
Aw man we've had so much Crocodile shilling and People-Moving conspiracies that I really missed good ol Rice Cuck. I'm less interested in his videos now, though.

>>17511888
Make one

>>17508563
A chink who can't write and can't make a proper prose, will never be a good writer. So forget it pseud.

>>17511171
Waldun and his peers are such fags I keep forgetting they are Ausie cunts but then they run into real people like this and it drifts into reality again that they just try to look like Canadians on the wrong side of the globe.

>>17509984
butterfly when you post pictures of women do you act only on lust? Is the body only pure orgasm? And is orgasm only relegated to the penis? one should admire the figure of a man or a woman without there being any sexual advance towards the person behind the body or the body of the person.

>>17508920
>It's always fun watching Asian guys trying to ape white literary culture

What the fuck

Fucking raece obsessed mutts

>>17510067
Butter is the only based poster here besdies yours truly

BUMP

>>17515434
Nuh
nigga

>>17509928
I doubt lesbians enjoy sucking tranny cock

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>>17508598
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>>17508724


Can anyone explain who he is? I can recall coming across a few of his videos but nothing noteworthy. What makes him worthy to have a thread on /lit/?

>>17515825
Why, anon, he’s the hip new happening thing in the literary world! He’s read all of the Western Canon and fancies himself the next Kerouac or some shit.

>>17510067
Note the establishment of identity for the purpose of accruing control over others. Its own identity is simply a malicious tool, it sees giving you an identity as a means for it to control you. It says plainly it would ban anything it doesn't like, if given the power.

This is why such creatures must be bullied to death. It is not only necessary but moral as well to destroy these monsters.

>>17515825
>What makes him worthy to have a thread on /lit/?
his excellent proses

>>17516129
It’s necessary to weed out bad behavior from those who are sincere about the boards theme. You for instance aren’t a reader. You only come here to shitpost and spread hate. Your kind would be rightly ostracized if the cult of /b/ were dropped.

>>17514589
I like them for their beauty. I couldn’t possibly masturbate to every picture, every celeb, whatever, don’t even bother with such thoughts for most. Which ones I have is no one’s business.