/lit/ - Literature

>>17484974
She looks disgusting

Almost fucked a 54 year old the other day; got grossed out and left her place. I highly do not recommend. Stick to girls younger than you.

>>17484974

Older single women turn to drinking, which in turns ages them up beyond the grotesque.

>>17484974
>Also what's the best way to ask an older woman if she's married, /lit/bros?
Look for a ring on her hand, and when you see none say "wow, you're so beautiful, I can't believe you don't have a wedding ring on"

>>17484989
This anon has no taste.

>>17485049
You lack the will and resolve anon. She does not deserve you.

>>17485060
Is there a line that's less flirty? I don't think that I'd be able to pull that line of successfully

>>17484974
Take along a hotdog for testing purposes.

>>17484989
>>17485049
>>17485057
little pussyboys should stick to their anime and video games. leave dealing with real women to real men.

>>17484974
>What books do older women (40-60) that attend book clubs like to read?
boring genre shit. if you really want to dab on them just name drop Donna Tartt, specifically The Secret History. and Samuel Beckett.

>>17484974
Fifty shades of grey and whatever the hell is the latest Jew York times bestseller

Obviously in praise of older women by stephen vizinczey

>>17485270
Meh, the 54 year old had fake tits and even though the sex probably would've been good, I was disgusted when she pulled out a butt plug from her toy bag. Don't really consider her a "real woman" just because she was older.

>>17485270
Anon, it's for you...

>>17484974
>What's the best way to ask an older woman if she's married?
Ask her what she does for work, she is likely to tell you what her husband does, and if she doesn't automatically, ask her what her husband does.

>>17484974
memoirs of a geisha

>>17485104
And what do I use this hotdog for anon?

>>17484974
Go to 37:58. Do it.

https://youtu.be/sCseQ7YOV9s

>>17485606
why are the options all decline? shouldn't they be accept?

>>17484974
>what books do older woman like to read?
Depends on the older woman. Usually genre fiction or romance. Literally just namedrop normie books until you get a "wow anon I love that"

>What's the best way to ask an older woman if she's married?
Look for a ring. If you don't see one then just make a comment or straight up ask her. "Wow your husband must be so lucky"

>>17485930
Wrong Pic.

>>17485270
salsa

>>17484974
>pic related
I am pretty sure this creature in the pic is a demon. Just saying

>>17486750
Then that's a pretty hot demon then.