/lit/ - Literature

you have terrible taste in dental floss

>>1748533
Johnson and Johnson is a fine company. I think it was one of the mos expensive brands they had selling in the story.

>>1748535
(note to self, even if it is an image board website, proof read)

If you're gonna get Stephen King, Everything's Eventual is great, but you need moar and better books by him. That's my only comment. Advice to you.

>posts pics of books that are discussed here all the itme
>thinks reading what everyone else reads is impressive
>thinks having the holy bible in the fiction section is going to make anyone mad or laugh
>doesn't arrange alphabetically.

not even slightly impressed

>>1748544
>doesn't arrange alphabetically

That one got me, too.

>>1748544
Mythology section is alphabetized.
Fiction section is alphabetized by authors you dimwit.
All books are leveled flat with the longest protruding book.

LOL. Holy Bible in there for the lulz.

OP is /lit/git

>>1748544
Arrange alphabetically by author bro here. It's like I really am a delusional librarian!

These are not your favourite books. These are the favourite books of a literary wanker.

>>1748540
The four seasons includes a collection of 4 novellas by Stephen King. 3 of which were made into movies.

The Apt Pupil
Shawshank
The Body
The Breathing Method

>words of christ in red

>>1748547
>>1748547
>doesn't order alphabetically by protaganist first name

>>1748552
Glad you are telling me what I like and what I don't like. I certainly can't think for myself, hence my sheep like taste in books.

(I believe you should read a great deal of classics before laying your eyes on contemporary works, my personal perspective)

Where the fuck is the Melville or Orwell? Dear lawd!

OP, this is really obviously the stuff you've accumulated in four years of high school assigned reading and one year of picking a couple of endlessly talked-up /lit/ faves to read during your first year of civil engineering classes at Iowa State, plus a couple of fantasy/pop fiction books you actually enjoy

>>1748567
1984 is what I'm reading right now (yea a little late I know), it is resting on top of everything on the first row. Look again.

OP is scum

>>1748556
>The four seasons
>mfw you got the title wrong

>>1748571
Actually......

http://www.listsofbests.com/list/5883-the-100-greatest-books-ever-written

>King Lear
NO FAKE KINGS

>>1748580
oy

>>1748578
yikes...Oh well, human memory isn't 100% infallible.

>Atlas Shrugged and The fountainhead

I don't know if I'm being trolled or something, but it appears some of you have a bad habit of trying to tell people who they are.

You are Hannibal Lecter wannabe's by trying to do that.

>>1748573
Hot damn, I missed it up top. But still, you don't have what can be argued as the greatest novel ever created by an American; Moby Dick.

Wow. This is the most generic /lit/ bookshelf I have ever seen.

>>1748526
utterly devoit of any fiction that could define you.

I love how you managed to slip A Series of Unfortunate Events into there, the second book, no less.

A fine troll OP, your subtle mixture of smugness combined with a bookshelf full of AP reading list makes you a true master. Some of the lower tripfags on this board should really be taking notes right now.

>>1748571
>>1748577
>>1748585
>>1748596
>>1748603
>>1748606
All jelly because of crap taste in literature

>No literature
>Books I enjoy
>Comics
>What am I doing on /lit/

>>1748617
No, I just actually have taste. I read more than what I see on "top 100" lists.

>>1748609
At least that's when the writing was decent.

It's started getting really weird around the 10th or 11th, i can't remember

>>1748609
It's the first book I ever demanded that my mother buy me.

I read most of it aloud when everyone was out of the house.

I was in grade.......5

>>1748622
As you can plainly see, a lot of the books on my shelf are not included on the "top 100 list".

My balls, suck em.

>Lots of great books
>Only one by each author, except a handful of Shakespeare, two by H.G. Wells, and
>Two Ayn Rand

I have no face

>>1748681
I said the book case was humble for a reason, it is just beginning to take shape. I'm off to a running start.

>>1748681
You seem two have missed the two Stephen King books beside each other.

>>1748686
But... two Ayn Rand? I don't know whether to salute your powers of endurance or recommend a responsible domme so you can get your masochist kicks more ethically...

>>1748710
I hate Atlas Shrugged, I have yet to read Fountainhead (I heard good things about the latter).

I have a varied range of taste in literature, as I do with music. My taste in music excellent too.

>>1748729
varied doesn't equate to excellent

coke under fiction? i knew it! the coke is a lie!!

>>1748743
But it does represent an open mind, which is the primary reason why Rand is there.

>Fiction section
>The Holy Bible

Heh.

>>1748758
lol

>mfw people brag about their collection of books that could fit in a single box
what the fuck? this is like the porn equivilent of bragging about your 3 inch penis

>>1748756

An open mind is fine, but pandering to Randians is just pathetic. Ignore the damn book, stop giving it literary significance.

the King James version? ... you're obviously an idealist

Ayn Rand can eat a dick

The collection I share with my dad.

U jelly?

Excuse the terrible quality.

>>1748951
>>1748951
>my dad's collection
fixed that for you.

>>1748960

Pretty sure at least 10% of the books are mine but yeah, it's mostly my dad's. He's been building up his library for decades.

As if I needed to buy more books

>>1748953

hahahaha your fucking grandmothers cabinet, you are king of faggots

>>1748988
>>1748988
why? it's a pretty nice cabinet

>>1748988

>hahahaha your fucking grandmothers cabinet

What?

>>1748619
>>1748619

I. Want. Your. Copies.Of. Sandman.

So you kept all the books they assigned to you in High School World Lit and High School American Lit.

Whoopde-fucking-do

>>1748951

Esta coleccion esta indudablemente en español. ¿Me equivoco?

bump

>Little Women
Fuck yea

My classics section alone is 4 shelves, you are not impressive in the slightest. You have perhaps 2-4 months worth of book purchases, I got 25 years of shelf shape filled.

>>1749620

space not shape, duh.

>>1749620
take pictures, ho