/lit/ - Literature

>>17447248
>My only regret
>Mongolian yak milking forum

two cliche jokes

melded in such a fresh way

i kneel, redditor sama

>>17447248
>I wish I had spent more time on *cough* social media

>>17447253
Vgh... You do realize you are responding with a cliché right?

>>17447248
>undergrads
Jokes on you, I don’t even have a degree

>>17447248
I considered that time more well spent than some corporate meeting where you discuss how to increase profits for some corporation that doesn't give a shit about you

>>17447248
>I....hate women so much....

>>17447248
>going to college in the first place
Just go to trade.

>>17447248
I'll have two number nines,
a number nine large,
a number six with extra dip,
two number fourtyfive's, one with cheese
and a large soda.

>>17448121
A Classic of all ages.

>>17447248
Yes, thanks. I don't have a degree, anon.

>Why yes, My only regret is that I didn’t spend enough of my precious time on Earth arguing with edgy undergrads about the nuances of 19th century metaphysics on a Mongolian yak milking forum.

Unironically, I grew up here and learned almost everything I know. I don’t know what I would do without you retards

>>17448233
How's your life going, anon?

>>17447705
that's an haiku you absolute midwit

>>17447248
>>My only regret is that I didn’t spend enough of my precious time on Earth arguing with edgy undergrads about the nuances of 19th century metaphysics on a Mongolian yak milking forum.

>>17448121
I remember watching a video of a guy eating all that in 30 minutes.

>>17447248
>people still think life is a coca cola ad

>>17448233
This. Few better ways to spend my time, honestly. No regrets here

>>17448313
A haiku? God how cliché.

>>17447248
as valid any any other regret in this meaningless existence.

>>17448305
It’s okay.
Thanks for asking

>>17448604
apu is too tall here

>precious time on Earth
lmao fuck off christcuck

>>17448333
Badlands?

>>17448233
Agree, I always find something off about this place, but then a real wholesome interaction happens after and keeps me here.

Robert Crumb's brother read all the time. He lived with his mom, read, and killed himself by drinking bleach, a little bit after the documentary was filmed. I do think it's possible to regret spending your whole life reading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stDhBFwRbI0

>>17447248
Yeah life is pretty pointless when you get down to it

>>17449990
They were retarded al three of them.
If he wouldn't have killed himself he would've lived a shitty life just like his brothers.

>>17449905

>>17448961
Apu has grown up to become Chad.

And now he dead-eyes all his old "frens."