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Stirner literally shit himself in the woods /lit/, a colossal Grizzly Bear charged at him and he froze where he stood. Sweat rolled down his "gotcha" shaped brow, and then dripped onto his leather, moleskin Boots. He quickly imagined scenarios where the bear would just run past him or false charge him only for it to just dissappear into the thicket. He wrote about the matter in a letter to his friend, Samuel Brook: "I was trembling with the utmost fear, my mind picturing images of my childhood that came like a visceral tidal wave, in a fraction of a second. I slowly meandered back with uncontrolled excrement seeping down my garments"

SPOOKED
TREMBLING
ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
nice one /lit/

>> No.17411390
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>>17411370

>Respects the bears individualism by fleeing rather then killing it


Eternally based & fecal pilled

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>>17411390
>implying he had a gun and/or was capable of taking down an enraged grizzly

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>>17411410
One does not need to fight or shoot a bear to take it down. I'm sure he could've very easily debated the russian if he wished so. But chose to cool the tension instead of furthering it

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>>17411426
He was spooked, sorry cocka!

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>>17411448
At the end of the day we're born spooked and we'll die spooked

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>>17411462
The bear isn't spooked and will never be! Stirner had shit rolling down his legs and still had the audacity to condemn modernity to the fire. The spooked man is projecting!

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>>17411504
>Picks up the shit and throws it at the bear

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>>17411519
>shouts "spooked!" at the bear

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>>17411605
>The bear ends up being a talented russian orchestra member & does a performance to apologize for the aggression

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>>17411390
>>17411410
>>17411426
>>17411448
>>17411462
>>17411504
>>17411519
>>17411605
>>17411652

/lit/ must be the best board on this entire site. Top fucking discourse

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>>17411695
The quality of a board depends on how mentally ill the members are. /lit/ is always ahead of the curve

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