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17382436 No.17382436[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Please ban me, mods. From the whole site. The longer you ban me for the better it will be for my mental health.
This is a dark place that pulls me in to the darkness. It harms my soul. It destroys any chance I have at a social life and it destroys my professional life too because I don't do any work when I'm not banned from here.

Please ban me. Ban me for as long as you are physically capable of banning me for.

Thank you in advance and I'm even sorry to have to make you do work.

>> No.17382468

Those pussies won’t ban you

>> No.17382471

>>17382436
Not literature

>> No.17382479

>>17382436
>this is the dick size of the boomers who had all that free love in the 60s

>> No.17382481

>>17382436
If they perma ban you all you have to do is ask them to unban you and they will lul.
You can never leave.
t. static ip fag that got permad once

>> No.17382486

>>17382436
We're your real friends faggot

>> No.17382488

>>17382436
You dont want to be banned, you want attention, if you want a ban, you could have posted bestiality or kiddie porn or something.

>> No.17382613

>>17382436
ban me too mods i hate this shithole

>> No.17382635

>>17382436
Posting NSFW only gets you a 3 day ban nigga, you should have posted loli or CP, which guarantees you a PERMANENT b&

>> No.17382644
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17382644

>>17382635
>lol commit a crime
OP you faggot just stop coming to the website. Have a shred of willpower. Be a person.

>> No.17382658

>>17382479
That’s a pretty decent sized flaccid penis. Look how big the head is and look at how he’s sitting. I thought it was small at first too and then I more closely inspected the image.

>> No.17382661

>>17382644
>crime
You can't get prosecuted for posting CP here, but you will get banned for good.

>> No.17382666

>>17382661
Well to post them you'd have to possess them and to possess them is a terrible crime, yes?

>> No.17382677

>>17382666
Just delete your cookies lol

>> No.17382678

>>17382644
>lol commit a crime
Have a shread of balls, If OP wants to be banned he should actually try to get banned. Also, you are not going to get arrested for pedoshit from 4chan. And If you do feel scared of it, post bestiality or some shit.

>> No.17382681

>>17382661
what are you fucking retarded

>> No.17382687
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17382687

>>17382677
>>17382678
motherfuckers just stop coming to 4chan instead. How hard is it to delete your /lit/ bookmark and turn your computer off? How are we even having this discussion and WHERE ARE THE JANNIES???? CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17382708

>>17382687
but yeah this guy is right. even if you do get permabanned you can still lurk. Imagine still being trapped here but you cant even post KEK

>> No.17382713

>>17382708
And I mean truly there are worse places to be trapped. /lit/ is not a terrible place, there's just lots of pseuds and tourists.

>> No.17382725

>>17382658
lol what a fag

>> No.17382726

Fucking jannies. This reminds me of the time we got a Mr. Oinkers thread to the cap on /pol/ a while back :)

>> No.17382750

>>17382687
Yah, but being banned wont hurt.
Maybe yo come across a really stupid thread that your monkey brain wants to respond to and enlighten everyone with your magnificence.

But ow wait, you cant, and you silently seeth as you loose out on (you)s as th thread just gets even more and more retarded without your enlightened opinion.

Maybe it even gets so bad that it makes you cold turkey for a good while.

Happened to me since some rando used my ip and got it banned for a while and it got me off 4chan for a decent bit. So I think its a decent self psyop if you do it on purpose.

>> No.17382755

>>17382726
browsing /pol/ in the past couple years is simply too Kafkaesque for me. the medley of paranoia, glowposting, shills, trolls, confusion, rage, despair, and memes is simply overwhelming

>> No.17382760
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17382760

NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS

>> No.17382762

>>17382468
This

>> No.17382763

>>17382687
Seethe

>> No.17382776
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17382776

While we wait before the thread 404s, let's share our /d/ tier fetishes.
I'm partial to Venus, loli, traps and ryona.

>> No.17382779

>>17382687
rent free

>> No.17382780

>>17382750
You should really just try to have a shred of willpower. How about reading something for once?
>>17382755
I can't imagine being "trapped" in /pol/. That place really slid into insanity over the last few months (or years really). I stay away for the most part but I'm pretty sure there's still /ptg/s going kek.

>> No.17382786

>>17382436
OP
you would probably get banned faster if you spammed basedjaks on /v/ or /int/

>> No.17382797
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17382797

>>17382786
That would only get him a 1 or 3 day ban

>> No.17382799

>>17382776
>>17382797
what kind of coom is this?

>> No.17382800

>>17382436
moar