/lit/ - Literature

Karl Marx
Chad/Chad

>>17373877
>the philosopher: chad
>his/her fans: toxic
Stirner

>>17373877
onions/onions = russel

>>17373877
onions philosopher/chad fans
Evola

>>17373877
Neetcha
Simp/Onions

>>17373887
That's all philosophers and all their fans.

>>17373877

>>17373971
chad chad is of course plato

>>17373971
I agree, Stirner is a chad but a normie philosopher nevertheless.

>>17373971
Onions/Onions Marx

>>17373877
Onions fans/Chad Philosopher is Deleuze

Chad/Toxic is Hume

>>17373915
Maybe that tells you he's not a s.oy

Junger Chad Chad

>>17373877
The only chad philosopher is Camus(who is not really a philosopher- this is not a coincidence) and his fans are mostly normies.

I can’t think of any “simp” philosophers

>>17373877
Hegel
Toxic/Toxic

Chad/Normie is Socrates
Toxic/Chad is Nietzsche

>>17374011
Marcus Aurelius was a chad. He was a literal emperor waging war and having tons of kids. The only two things real men are supposed to do.

>>17374021
tbqh I am discounting the ancients because they lived in such a different culture that our social concepts don't really cross over that well.

>>17374026
Seems totally arbitrary, but I agree with Camus under your seemingly nonsensical restriction.

>>17374013
i'd agree with this

>>17374021
aurelius is great for normie\chad and onions\chad

>>17374042
kek

>>17373877
Derrida Onions/Chad

Chad/Onions Spinoza

>>17373877
Schopenhauer
Toxic/Toxic

nietzche/fans - chad/toxic

>>17373883
>>17373986
Marx is Chad/Onions

camus is onions\(something), idk what though

Toxic/Normie Cioran

Behold, the correct answer

>>17374108
Your handwriting is diarrhea

>>17374108
this nigga using paint

>>17374108
>schizo Plato fans
>chad
pick one

>>17374118
perfect spot for Diogenes but he was sort of a chad really

>>17374119
>>17374114
Yes. I know.

Bertrand Russel fans are onions and Russel is onions

Onions/Onions Russell

I'm curious, where do you guys rank Wittgenstein?

>>17374149
>Nietzsche simp/onions
ruined it
make him Chad/onions

>>17374165
nietzsche was terrible with women

>>17374171
>>17374165
We already discussed it, N. is either Toxic/Chad or Chad/Toxic.

Spengler is Chad/chad

>>17374149

>>17374171
>
I was rating his philosophy not his stroke game

>>17374149
>>17374177
This, don't ignore my post OP you queer

>>17374177
>We already discussed it, N. is either Toxic/Chad or Chad/Toxic.
ill agree with this

>>17374191
De Sade Chad/Chad lol

>>17374194

>>17374211
based

SIMP/Onions

>>17374211
>evola fans
>chads
dude...

Hegel
Simp/Normie

>>17374261
>>17374233

>>17374274
keeping marx under normie/so y because of how annoying the marxists were when making the "definitive map of western philosophers"

>>17374194
someone add schopenhauer
toxic chad spots are all taken

>>17374311
>>17374274

>>17374311

>>17374150 ?

>>17374304
actually i take that back, they were either really cool and helpful or toxic. no in-between.

>>17374335
damn we need an autism column

>>17373877
Kierkegaard
Chad/Chad

Kant is in separate autist zone

>>17374346
kek

>>17374346
That's implied for every single spot on the chart

Carl Schmitt for Chad/Chad

Popper
Normie/simp

>>17374387
I'd agree but will need some more support

>>17374211
>Nietzsche
>Chad
Pick one
This is why nietzsche fans are faggots

Chad/Chad Kierkegaard
Chad/Toxic Stirner
Normies/Toxic Nietzsche
Normies/Normies Plato
Simp/Simp Mainlander

>>17373877

FYI

row/column

>Descartes arranged to give lessons to Queen Christina after her birthday, three times a week at 5 am, in her cold and draughty castle. It soon became clear they did not like each other; she did not care for his mechanical philosophy, nor did he share her interest in Ancient Greek. By 15 January 1650, Descartes had seen Christina only four or five times. On 1 February he contracted pneumonia and died on 11 February.[64] The cause of death was pneumonia according to Chanut, but peripneumonia according to Christina's physician Johann van Wullen who was not allowed to bleed him.[65] (The winter seems to have been mild,[66] except for the second half of January which was harsh as described by Descartes himself; however, "this remark was probably intended to be as much Descartes' take on the intellectual climate as it was about the weather.")

Simp/Chad Descartes

>>17374408
Plato was chad as fuck

>>17374424
He got btfo by Diogenes and most of his ideas are outdated. Socrates and Aristotle also mogged Plato.

berkely - chad/chad

>>17374335
>>17374346
>>17374380
>>17374384

The Wit quotes are fake, btw

>>17374408
You're right. Especially Kierkegaard. He ditched the love of his life so he could focus on the ethical/religious way of life. He wasn't a simp

>>17374421
nice source

>>17374436
>He got btfo by Diogenes

Imagine literally not reading anything

>>17374456
even if it was wake, witt built a cabin far away from everybody and all of his family was suicidal, pretty autistic if you ask me.

>>17374460
>>17374381
>>17374330

It is wholly erroneous to put Marcus Aurelius under the šóý category, and this chart is literally no longer valid.

>>17374460
Why Nietzsche in two positions?

>>17374482
Aurelius just weeped over the fall of the Roman Empire and embraced a slave's ideology. He's peak onions.

>>17374483
He should be in like 6 or 7 positions I agree, 2 is not enough

>>17374469
Dude literally said man is a featherless biped
Even without Diogenes he is mogged by his successors and predecessors.

>>17374483
His legacy is normie fitness bros taking him out of context.

>>17374483
oops

>>17374492
>Dude literally said man is a featherless biped
where is the lie anon

>>17374494
>His legacy is normie fitness bros taking him out of context.
Basically all philosophy is perverted by dilettantes. If we are not going to consider philosophers in terms of those who actually understand them, there's not much point.

Simp/CHAD Weininger

>>17374460
Not only that Kierkegaard literally made up words we use today. He had spouts of degeneracy, created the founding philosophy of most contemporary philosophers, he had an optimistic outlook despite a shit life, and he died like a chad.

schopenhauer should be chad philosopher / simp fans

>>17374496
Well I got a big third leg in my pants bucko wanna see?

>>17374505
Chads don't kill themselves

>>17374521
I agree, he's more of a Simp/Toxic.

>>17374507
Shame about his side profile though

>>17374498
Foucault under Normie/toxic

>>17374533
What about it? He's got a jaw line behind that collar.

>>17373877
philosophy: TOXIC
fans: NORMIE

>>17374539
DECIDE normie/toxic
and normie/onions

Foucault? Nietzsche?

fyi killing yourself as a philosopher automatically relegates you to the toxic/onions column

Toxic/Chad Derrida

Everyone that participated in this childish, garbage thread needs to go back to rëddit.

>>17374567
the /x/ version kek

>>17374563
fuck off faggot, this is the best thread right now

>>17374567
>shapiro
>rand

speaking of reddit

>>17374574
Shapiro fans are condescending faggots

this edition will cause controversy

i like the chad/chad vs. toxic/toxic contraposition

>>17374574
you're saying disliking Ben Shapiro and Ayn Rand makes you a redditor?

>>17374585
recommending them for a /lit/ chart makes one a redditor

>>17374580
Foucault should be toxic/toxic
nietzsche in normie/toxic

Onions/Normie Sartre

>>17374588
I bet you couldn't even identify half of the real authors on my chart

>>17374346
>Autism philosopher + Autism fans slot
It has to be Spinoza
Kant is autism but his fans are normies, the fact that the only philosopher that Nietzsche (who was also very autistic) liked was Spinoza should be the decider

>>17374604
oh god it even has sam harris

you need to go back

>>17374567
Normies have never heard of Yarvin.

>>17374616
you're a retard
>>17374618
He's become much more mainstream in the last few years especially with the kantbot and red scare type people who I could say are normies

>>17374624
>the most toxic philosopher died from aids
Based

get off my board you fucking loser

>>17374567
Switch Sorel and Deleuze and you've cracked the code

Hume might be Normie/Onions or Toxic/Normie

>>17374567
You're putting yourself as a lefttpolfag when you put Bob Black there, no one that doesn't use that board has heard of him

>>17374647
Hume is a chad it's just that none of you have read him.

Minor correction, proceed lads.

>>17374658
ty

>>17374653
How? his philosophy is pragmatic and Kant refuted him.

>>17374658
Switch Marx and Plato and you've got it

>>17374663
His stuff on causation is great though

>>17374649
I just like interesting thinkers and I thought he sounded interesting
>>17374641
That's not a bad idea

>>17374672
yeah, I think that's the key factor behind his philosophy

>>17374687
Y-yeah?

>>17374673
Oh and I would add that you should switch Marx and Aurelius

>>17374692
yes

>>17374700

>>17374700
i've never met a physically strong marxist

i know tons of "bros" or otherwise socially acclimated dudes that lift and love aurelius

Simp/Normie Bentham

>>17374677
this is good

>>17374709
and to add to it, stoicism is ultimately a "slave's ideology" and Aurelius was very "onions" or "passive" about his approach to managing the collapsing Roman Empire at the time

being a slave to historicism is the ultimate onions move

still need:
simp/onions
toxic/simp
toxic/normie

and/or corrections

>>17374731
>ultimately
and literally a slave's ideology. see Epictetus

>>17374738
Ayn Rand for toxic/normie

>>17374507
what words did he make up? Leap of faith? Aesthetic (as an ethical stage)? Teleological suspension of the ethical?

>>17374738
Hume and Popper should be switched and also Schopenhauer and Derrida

done

>>17374108
What’s “fihchto”?

>>17374065
More like chad/toxic

>>17374945
>Sartre Normie/S.OY
Should be Camus desu

>>17375076
Camus was a bigger chad in real life

>>17374945
Hello? Based department?

>>17374381
>Aurelius
>a literal emperor
>not chad

>>17374632
>He's become much more mainstream in the last few years
Becoming more mainstream than literallywho status doesn't mean anyone knows the guy.

>>17375076
replaced sartre with camus. it's more /lit/

>>17375412
Perfect change

>>17375369
see
>>17374709
>>17374731

>>17375412
Schopenhauer fan here. Are we really as bad as guenonfag and Foucault faggots? Not to mention Rand kek

>>17375483
Toxic means good, anon. What are you talking about?

>>17375412
Russell isn't onions/onions. What is wrong with anons? That would probably be Leibniz or something.

>>17375490
Ah makes sense. I gotta say I feel like Mainlander deserved better though. We should probably put him on toxic/toxic since he told everyone to kill themselves and his followers say the same. I don't know if Foucault was a simp though, probably not as faggot?

>>17375025
Fichte.

>>17374012
Engels

>>17374012
nietzsche

>>17375758
jesus

>>17374738
Hume was not onions, hume was absolute chad.

>>17375412
Evola is far more toxic then Rand and Schopenhauer. He does not even fit in with the other onions philosophers. Meanwhile, he shares similar viewpoints with Nietzsche and Plato, who are regarded as Toxic and Chad respectively. Better if he was moved straight to toxic and the rest of the row shifted down one.

>>17373877

Spinoza = chad/simp, because I'm in love with Spinoza

>>17374567
Why the fuck is ben shapiro even on here lmao

>>17373877
should have made it "the philosopher/their philosophy"

Never seen a Striner fan that isn't just a prideful soi.

>>17376692
Make one.

>>17376834
nah. threads already underway.

>>17374042
>kierkeggard
>chad
pick one

>>17374488
What kind of retard wouldn't weep over the fall of Rome? Are you retarded? His entire culture and the work of his people came to shambles under their own weight and inability to reconcile their own inconsistencies. It's not a s.oy behavior to grieve the loss of something important to you.

>>17373877
(Poet/Fans)
Simp/Simp: Sidney
Simp/Söy: Yeats
Simp/Normie: Keats
Simp/Chad: Spenser
Simp/Toxic: Hardy
Söy/Simp: DH Lawrence
Söy/Söy: Auden
Söy/Normie: e. e. cummings
Söy/Chad: Whitman
Söy/Toxic: Swinburne
Normie/Simp: Browning
Normie/Söy: Eliot
Normie/Normie: Heaney
Normie/Chad: Wallace Stevens
Normie/Toxic: Larkin
Chad/Simp: Donne
Chad/Söy: Byron
Chad/Normie: Shakespeare
Chad/Chad: Milton
Chad/Toxic: Pope
Toxic/Simp: Plath
Toxic/Söy: Poe
Toxic/Normie: Hughes
Toxic/Chad: Pound
Toxic/Toxic: Matthew Arnold

>>17373877
Kant had literal Asperger's, how is he normie?

>>17375412
This whole system is literally retarded and arbitrary. What the fuck is wrong with this board. God damn it I hate the internet, what a cesspit of worthless shit.

>>17374381
Aurelius' fans are turbonormies

>>17375499
what the fuck are you doing here?

>>17374945
>not swapping Hume/Foucault
A testament to the pleb

>>17377279
He literally described WHAT IS to an indisputable degree