/lit/ - Literature

no
no
no
no
no
I've rubbed my dick on my cat, if that counts
Mattress and pillow.
no
I stay away from writing about sex, and I hate reading about sex because it makes me jelly.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

No.

No.

No!

No.

How would I do that? Would I masturbate to the idea of being right or something? Sounds kinky.

What's that?

I don't think it has a massive impact, TBQH.

yes
I got a bj off a black guy and we rubbed dicks once
see above
no
my ex put my drumsticks up my butt once in exchange for me sodomising her, which she never actually let me do (bitch)
no
yes, a weird rubber thing that holds towels
I don't think so
no
Not really sure. I guess I can imagine certain situations more vividly.

man, i've had so much more gay sex than straight and i barely even consider myself bi

when i was like 16 i tried to train myself to become aroused by a particular light pattern caused by the sun filtering through my bedroom window but it didn't take

>>1734453

>when i was like 16 i tried to train myself to become aroused by a particular light pattern caused by the sun filtering through my bedroom window but it didn't take

I lol'd. More details please.

Here we go:

have you ever had sex with a person of the same gender? No
have you ever had sex with a person of a different race or nationality? No
have you ever had sex with a person who was much older or younger than you are? No
has anyone ever gotten in your butt? Yes
have you ever had sex with an animal? Yes, with homo sapiens sapiens
have you ever had sex with an inanimate object? Yes
have you ever masturbated to an abstract concept? Yes (you ever gettin laid)
have you ever had sex with an episode of the paul reiser show playing in the background? No
how does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature? No effect

THESE QUESTIONS WERE BORING. I COULDN'T EXPRESS MY GREAT SEX SKILLS AT ALL OR MY MAGNIFICENT MALE REPRODUCTIVE PENIS.

yes
yes
yes
yes
serbia.

>have you ever had sex with a person of the same gender?

no.

>have you ever had sex with a person of a different race or nationality?

nope.

>have you ever had sex with a person who was much older or younger than you are?

no.

>has anyone ever gotten in your butt?

yep. My gf, with her tongue. That's as far as I'm going right now, because I'm so homophobic that even if it'll feel good I'll deny it.

>have you ever had sex with an animal?

no.

>have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?

umm.. no.

>have you ever masturbated to an abstract concept?

I think I have not, no..

>have you ever had sex with an episode of the paul reiser show playing in the background?

Don't know who that is, no.

>how does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature?

It doesn't.

yes
no
no
3 years older was widest margin
yes, and it hurt like a bitch
no
no
no
no
well, i can call bullshit on all the sex scenes where sex is depicted as ~the ultimate goal in life~ now. it's definitely not as glamorous or mysterious anymore.

I really hated Sex Lies and Videotapes. BORING BORING BORING.

>>1734462
>the sex scenes

> Books with sex scenes

>>1734455
i was habitually stoned and my interest in the possibility of putting my brain on some kind of exercise regime to eliminate my unwanted homosexual desires had begun to metastasize into an interest in teaching myself to develop sexual desire for any old shit

the weird pattern sunlight made when it came through my window and hit the fronds of a large plant on my desk was the first thing i saw when i woke up at 10 am on a sunday morning

and thus a totally retarded legend was born

>>1734467
um. respectable literature can have sexual parts in it. not just erotic novels.

>>1734488
>respectable literature can have sexual parts in it

y
y
y
n
n
y
y
y
n
hmmmmm

>>1734439
yes
no
yes
no
no
no
no
no
whats the paul reiser show
when i read a sex scene i know that feel

> have you ever had sex?
no

> have you ever had sex with a person of the same gender?
no

> have you ever had sex with a person of a different race or nationality?
eww. no.

> have you ever had sex with a person who was much older or younger than you are?
no.

> has anyone ever gotten in your butt?
no.

> have you ever had sex with an animal?
no.

> have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
I once saw this youtube video of a guy who made this fake vagina like thing out of a towel, a latex glove, and elastic and some lube. He claimed people in the army do this. I tried it but it wasn't so great. If that is what a real vagina feels like then idunno what the big deal is.

> have you ever masturbated to an abstract concept?
Yes. On three hits of LSD I kept seeing the figure of a girls body in my head, so I loaded up this picture on my computer, of the most attractive girl I have ever seen (Melisa I think her name is, from Front and Suicide Girls) and started fapping. It was a beautiful experience. It was like jerking off to a platonic ideal.

cont. . .

>>1734512
cont . . .

> have you ever had sex with an episode of the paul reiser show playing in the background?
No. But I live in an apartment with very noisy neighbors, and they are old and ugly and I don't want to hear them when I masturbate, so I put on some classical music. Classical because it has no words to distract me and it's just kinda funny to jerk off to classical music.

how does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature?
I don't know. Actually I sort of do know. My experience with LSD and masturbation gave me a story idea. The premise is this guy who goes into the remote wilderness of northern Ontario during late summer, when it is warm but there are no bugs. He knows he will be alone with nature. He climbs a big hill where he can see really far 360 degrees all around him. It is a beautiful day. He takes off his cloths and starts masturbating. At the moment of orgasm he has a transcendent experience and becomes one with the universe.

Anyways, what do you guys think of my story idea?

threads like this are what ruins good boards.

too many people post, too little read.

if you never had the homosex and don't want to you are a total clownshoe

>>1734525
everybody loves to talk about them selves, I guess. I should not talk so much about myself if there were any body else whom I knew as well.

>>1734525
I read.

:3

>>1734633

Me too. I wish there were a few more questions though.

>>1734439
>Have you ever had sex?
Not yet.
>With a person of the same gender?
Not yet.
>With a person of a different race or nationality?
No.
>With a person who was much older or younger than you are?
Possible 'not yet'. Define much.
>Has anyone ever gotten in your butt?
Not yet.
>Ever had sex with an animal?
No.
>With an inanimate object?
I put my dick in a Teddy Bear and a Couch.
>Ever masturbated to an abstract concept?
...Possibly.
>Ever had sex with an episode of the Paul Reiser show playing in the background?
No, but I'm sure I'll be too lazy to turn the tv off once sex starts occurring.
>How does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature?
About as much as any other presence or lack of life experience(s).
>>1734525
We're reading the replies,you're reading my post. And yes, it is literary, because *metaphor*.

>>1734462
can you please elaborate more on your bestiality experience, this shit is my fetish!

Yes

No

Yes

Yes, when I was a teenager I had sex with my friend's mom

No

No

If a fap sock counts, yes.

Yes.

No?

It doesn't.

have you ever had sex with a person of the same gender? No
have you ever had sex with a person of a different race or nationality? Yes, I'm probably unlikely to ever have sex with someone of the same race as me.
have you ever had sex with a person who was much older or younger than you are? No
has anyone ever gotten in your butt? Yes
have you ever had sex with an animal? Not apart from a human.
have you ever had sex with an inanimate object? No
have you ever masturbated to an abstract concept?
Today I was masturbating whilst watching some incest porn and giggling at the horrendous acting, just before my point of ejaculation I thought about what my feelings would be if I walked in on my hypothetical wife and son having sex with eachother, would I be angry? If so, with whom? Who is the perpertator of the betrayal? Is it actually a betrayal? I can't work it out, part of me believes that my son would have more right to be banging his mother than some random milkman or w/e, I think I'd be less angry but I'm not sure why.

have you ever had sex with an episode of the paul reiser show playing in the background? No

how does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature? Well it's easier to describe or relate to a description of sex if you know wat it's like.

If I jerk off with a used paperback copy of Paul Reiser's Babyhood wrapped around my dick does it count as all of these

Y

N

What is race?

N
Y— F>M anal play
N

Don't think so
All things are abstract

N

Very carefully

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

I want to say no but unfortunately I'd be lying.

...Yes? I dunno I was a curious teenage masturbater.

I've masturbated to good music, I think that counts.

I don't even know who Paul Reiser is.

I think sex is a pretty important theme in life and I appreciate literature that deals heavily with it without being unnecessarily tawdry.

Wow I didn't even read the thread, I'm genuinely surprised at how many virgins are in here. What's up with that?

See I was actually under the impression that /lit/ was the older crowd of 4chan. With the occasional high school senior.

had sex today
no
yes
only younger
nope
nope
nope
nope
wut?
i find all depictions of sex in novels very tacky

>Have you ever had sex?
Yes.

>Have you ever had sex with a person of the same gender?
Second base.

>Have you ever had sex with a person of a different race or nationality?
I've only slept with my half-Mexican boyfriend.

>Have you ever had sex with a person who was much older or younger than you are?
If 8 years is much, then yes.

>Has anyone ever gotten in your butt?
Not yet, but I'm not opposed to it.

>Have you ever had sex with an animal?
No, but I've masturbated to the idea before. Many times. It's not a fetish or anything, but /b/ is my home board and after a while regular porn isn't enough.

>Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
No.

>Have you ever masturbated to an abstract concept?
Yes.

>Have you ever had sex with an episode of the Paul Reiser show playing in the background?
Pic related.

>How does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature?
I don't fucking know, man.

>>1735541
Haven't you noticed all the high school reading list-related threads around? I'd say we have a good deal of oldfags, but there are just as many underage people here as on other boards.

>>1735541
I don't think age is necessarily going to correlate with sexual experience in a place like this.

>>1735562
>>1735554
Yeah I honestly expected more virgins if anything

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, i don't know

Young Spader was so sexy.

Sage because fuck these /soc/ threads in /lit/.
Participating anyway because I'm an egotistical bastard.
>No, unless post-op transgender counts.
>Well damn... I guess not.
>When I was 19, I had an affair with a 28-year-old married woman. One of the most memorable experiences of my life.
>No.
>Only oral (dog, peanut butter, you know the drill).
>Of course, who the hell hasn't?
>Not that I can remember.
>I don't even know what that show is.
>I tend to appreciate all forms of cultural expression from a perspective of sexual liberation, even in cases where I have not experienced (or have no desire to experience) a particular act or lifestyle. That is, just because I'm not, say, a necrophiliac doesn't mean that it would disgust me to see necrophilia portrayed in a positive light in a work of fiction.

>>1735757
Oh and I missed the first question. Yes, I have had sex.

No to all the questions.

>>1734439
yes
no
yes
depends what much means
i've stuck fingers in there but otherwise no
no
i guess fucking kleenex technically satisfies this, but not in the spirit of what you're getting at
i don't think so, but i'm going to try this, thanks
he has a show? the mad about you guy, really? no, anyway
what, sex? i write about sex when i get off my ass to write and fucking makes me understand the world better, thus literature as well

>/lit/, have you ever had sex?

YES.

>have you ever had sex with a person of the same gender?

NO.

>have you ever had sex with a person of a different race or nationality?

NO.

>have you ever had sex with a person who was much older or younger than you are?

NO.

>has anyone ever gotten in your butt?

NO.

>have you ever had sex with an animal?

NO.

>have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?

YES.

>have you ever masturbated to an abstract concept?

NO.

>have you ever had sex with an episode of the paul reiser show playing in the background?

NO.

>how does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature?

HOW WHAT AFFECTS MY WRITING OR MY APPRECIATION OF LITERATURE?

>/lit/, have you ever had sex?
Not yet.

>have you ever had sex with a person of the same gender?
Not happening.

>have you ever had sex with a person of a different race or nationality?
Not happening.

>have you ever had sex with a person who was much older or younger than you are?
Nope.

>has anyone ever gotten in your butt?
No.

>have you ever had sex with an animal?
A stuffed animal when I was like 13.

>have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
See the above.

>have you ever masturbated to an abstract concept?
Not really that I can recall.

>have you ever had sex with an episode of the paul reiser show playing in the background?
No.

>how does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature?
I can watch books and not feel the same emotions as the protagonist while s/he's having sex.

>have you ever had sex?
yes
>have you ever had sex with a person of the same gender?
once. was boring
>have you ever had sex with a person of a different race or nationality?
caucasian, mexican, dominican, native-american, filipino
>have you ever had sex with a person who was much older or younger than you are?
no more than 4 years
>has anyone ever gotten in your butt?
yes
>have you ever had sex with an animal?
no
>have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
a condom~
>have you ever masturbated to an abstract concept?
no
>have you ever had sex with an episode of the paul reiser show playing in the background?
no
>how does this affect your writing or your appreciation of literature?
sex? doesn't change a lot

>>1734454
>my ex put my drumsticks up my butt once in exchange for me sodomising her, which she never actually let me do (bitch)
thats rape. she raped you buddy

>>1736314

She ruined my drumsticks too. They were my first pair. They had sentimental value.

Bitch.

>>1736328

Guess you should call them... bumsticks

>homo/no-homo?
i'm straight(ish) but i fucked a trap once.
>different race/nationality?
yes.
>older/younger?
oldest was 21 years older. youngest was 5 years younger.
>in my butt?
no. tried my own finger once. didn't do it for me.
>w/ a beast?
no.
>sex toys?
yes, a fleshlight.
>abstract ejac?
i don't think so. can't remember any.
>paul reiser porn?
lol no. maybe soon.
>affected lit?
i think my experience helped my appreciation of sex in lit. when i was less experienced i put sex up on a pedestal and expected anyone who wrote about it to show it the respect it deserved. but after learning what sex is really about (having fun and getting off), or a least that it's about different things to everyone, i can accept so much more of it in lit. some of my favourite sex scenes are from michael ondaatje' in the skin of a lion. fucking cum everywhere.

Had sex.
Had sex with a person of the same gender.
Had sex with a person of another nationality.
Never had sex with a much younger/older person.
No butt sex.
Had accidental oral sex with a dog once.
Inanimate object - yes.
Abstract concept - yes (socialism, freedom, etc.)
What is a paul reiser?
Last question -- hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>1736336
this guy is doing it right

>>1736340
>Had accidental oral sex with a dog once.
I'm curious about this.

>lit/, have you ever had sex?
yes
>have you ever had sex with a person of the >same gender?
no
>have you ever had sex with a person of a >different race or nationality?
yes. i'm asian. she's italian.

>have you ever had sex with a person who was >much older or younger than you are?
she is 8 years older. :(

>has anyone ever gotten in your butt?
myself.

>have you ever had sex with an animal?
no


>have you ever had sex with an inanimate >object?
of course.


>have you ever masturbated to an abstract >concept?
sexuality itself is an enigma and we're still learning about it. i'd say it's still abstract as a concept.


>have you ever had sex with an episode of the >paul reiser show playing in the background?
i don't know who paul reiser is. i don't know and don't care.

>how does this affect your writing or your >appreciation of literature?
the same way everything else in my life does.

>Have had sex
>Never with another man
>Race - Indian. Nationality - Think she was 1/4 Indian, have slept with 1/4 Italian
>Three years younger (18 to my 21) is the biggest difference, so effectively no
>No. One of my own probing digits has once, that is all
>Giving it a little thought, I think I've had sex wih just about every inanimate object in the house growing up
>No. Perhaps I've incorporated ones into fantasy though. Love, justice, etc.
>I have not and, as a result, feel as though I have never lived
>I'm afriad I see no logical link between these things, anon

Mmyep, yeah, kinda, nah, no, nope, who hasn't?, how abstract?, nope.

I don't think sex itself really affects my writing. More the relationships I make, however superficial they may be.

>/lit/, have you ever had sex?
no