/lit/ - Literature

>>17338426
>the knot
OWO

>>17338426
It’s symbolic nigga

>>17338432
>the jyes
UWU

>>17338433
>>17338444

>>17338438
explain of what

>>17338426
>Was it autism? Did he just not understand the point of the knot?
yes, he did. it was like Captain Kirk and the kobayashi maru

>>17338426
Is there any description or drawing of the Gordian knot? Probably not, but I wonder what the actual solution would have been

>>17338432
Rawr x3
*nuzzles*
how are you
*pounces on you*
you're so warm o3o
*notices you have a bulge* o:
someone's happy ;)
*nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe
*rubbies your bulgy wolgy*
you're so big :oooo *
rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy*
*it doesn't stop growing& ·///·
*kisses you and lickies your necky*
daddy likies (;
*nuzzles wuzzles*
I hope daddy really likes $:
*wiggles butt and squirms*
I want to see your big daddy meat~
*wiggles butt*
I have a little itch o3o
*wags tail*
can you please get my itch~
*puts paws on your chest*
nyea~ its a seven inch itch
*rubs your chest*
can you help me pwease
*squirms*
pwetty pwease
*sad face*
I need to be punished
*runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~*
*paws on your bulge as I lick my lips*
I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk
*unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky* :v
*licks shaft*
mmmm~ so musky
*drools all over your cock*
your daddy meat I like
*fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls*
hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply*
oh god im so hard~
*licks balls*
punish me daddy~ nyea~
*squirms more and wiggles butt*
I love your musky goodness
*bites lip*
please punish me
*licks lips*
nyea~
*suckles on your tip so good*
*licks pre of your cock salty goodness~*
*eyes role back and goes balls deep*
mmmm~
*moans and suckles*

>>17338492
I mean, it wasn't like a puzzle really, it was just like 10 billion ropes ensnared together. It's like when your earbud cables get stuck together in your pockets

I imagine some random autist coming there with his own sword trying the same shit. He would be lynched in a second.
The real lesson is that who does it means as much as what is done.

>>17338473
the gordian knot is tied in a particular way that a fated ruler was supposed to distend and prove himself

alexander the great approached it, couldn't do it normally, and just cut it with his sword. ordinarily, if it was anyone else, it'd just be a faux pas; but he went on to conquer most of the world

>>17338569
>The real lesson is that who does it means as much as what is done.

no, the real lesson is might makes right. might to make good on the deed; and might to protect you from the mob.

>>17338517

>>17338473
prophecy vs will

>>17338650
some ubermensch shit

>>17338426
No, it was hot chadism. I bet Alexander's cock was literally gold plated and shined like the sun.

>>17338426

>>17338569
the lesson is if the rules are bullshit, break the rules

>>17338726
alexander was 5'0, so probably 4-5 inches

big things come into little packages! but not all things

>>17338957
little known fact: manlets have huge dicks nine times out of ten

>>17338974
t. Big dicked manlet

He obviously wasn't a conservative

>>17338957
Everyone was a shorty back then. He was just a little shorter than average. Rest assured a single glare of his eyes would strike a primordial lightening into you, with a power that only a man who has seen thousands of men die in battle without flinching can induce.

>>17338974
They just look bigger, for obvious reasons.

>>17338912
I remember this. I didn't really like that answer lol.

Nice illiterate thread about books, retards. Neither Arrian nor Plutarch relates the sword cutting myth as the primary story, they just say he untied a slightly difficult knot.

>>17339410
I think Ozy being a quippy pseud is pretty indicative of his character