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ITT: We attempt to summon Tybrax.

>> No.1730088

do we need to get doubles or what? how does this work?

>> No.1730092

COMPLETE INTERNET STRANGER SEEKS MILDLY SOCIALLY RETARDED YOUNG MAN BETWEEN 17 - 19 TO BE SON-FIGURE TO HIS FATHER-FIGURE.

HAVE BASEBALL TO THROW BACK AND FORTH THROUGH I.M. WILL PROVIDE GLOVE AND ENCOURAGEMENT.

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SOUL OF TYBRAX
Come into this place.
Our hearts are
Open and our spirits
Call to thee!

>> No.1730114

>>1730092
Where do I send my application?

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>> No.1730123

Did he actually kill himself?

>> No.1730128

>>1730088
oh fuckin' A, son. i got double doubles when i asked that business.

congratulate me, anons. one at time please.

>> No.1730130

ATTENTION:
Free Confidence classes available here! Looking for young male aged 19, slightly retarded and aspieish

lessons include:
How to be egotistical and confident like Kanye
How to be loved by older men without it leading to sexual intimacy
How to replace a father figure through 'alpha' male confidants
if interested i will provide all materials needed for the course which include:
clothes
hip-hop music which can be seen to be egotistical and to inspire confidence
motivational tapes to fend off the crushing loneliness
a number for a therapist

if you feel this course is for you and you're from Scotland please email me at
fuck_off_this_isn't_real_you_cunt@killyourself.co.uganda
picture required.

>> No.1730141

>>1730128
>one at time
failure in what was to be my moment of glory.

why

>> No.1730159

he's got no reason to appear if he's in a better place

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