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>Why yes I do believe some early bibilical figures lived for over 300 years, it's just like the numenoreans

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>Why yes, Hyperborea was real

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>>17293333
checked

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>>17293333
Digits confirm

>> No.17293420

>>17293324
Who lived to 300? Never read the bible but I thought the oldest fuck was Moses who lived to 120

>> No.17293422

>>17293420
noah lived to like 900 at least if I remember right

>> No.17293434

>>17293422
Methuselah

>> No.17293472

>>17293434
Noah died 350 years after the flood, at the age of 950, the last of the extremely long-lived Antediluvian patriarchs. The maximum human lifespan, as depicted by the Bible, gradually diminishes thereafter, from almost 1,000 years to the 120 years

>> No.17293473

>>17293422
>>17293434
Just googles it. Noah lived to 950, Methuselah was the oldest character in the bible and he reached 969

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>>17293333
Based

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>>17293333

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>>17293422
>>17293472
>>17293472
Those are numerological ages that correlate to astrological epochs as well as being evenly divisible by perfect numbers.

>> No.17293511

>>17293324
>retarded thing
chadyes.jpg

the only thought zoomers are capable of

>> No.17293543

>>17293324
Honestly it's not that hard to believe if you actually believe God exists. The way I see it is this:

>God chooses/creates (I don't mind which) two hominids within the last ~25,000 years.
>They live in blessed communion with the divine creator as His creatures, bringing about his rule on Earth as His image.
>He provides them with the tree of life so that they don't die (unlike their ancestors/creatures around them)
>Through some cosmological event they reject God's rule and His purposes.
>Is response God removes the tree of life from their presence, so they can't life forever anymore
>Somehow whatever the tree of life did remained in homo sapiens remained for a few generations and they lived longer than we do now
>God limits human age to ~120 years, I think there is a Bible verse for this

Some time after these events God reveals His plan of salvation through the Jews in Christ to Abraham, and then we get the rest of the Bible. I don't think this is that crazy, I don't think we'd find any genetic/archaeological evidence to falsify this so I know it's just a 'likely story' but it works with what we know about the history of the universe and what God has revealed to us.

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>>17293486
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>>17293629
The autistic shall be rewarded

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>>17293333
>>17293666
>those digits

>> No.17294571

grum

>> No.17294616

>>17293333
I bear witness to these numerals

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>>17293333
>>17293666


God gave me a sign.

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>>17293666
This is /lit/'s version of The Satanic Verses.