/lit/ - Literature

Gravity's Rainbrow

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The Gamer

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The Old Man and the Sear

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In search of lost timer

Harry Protter
instead of wizards they are protestants lol

Planet of the rapes

infiniter jest

The Niggerr of Narcissus

>As I lay drying
The fascinating stream of consciousness of a drying clean sheet
>The sound and the furry
A short story about a furry hearing two dogs fuck
>Salammbro
What if the real Carthage was the friends we made along the way?
>Guignol's Brand
A deep look into the fashion industry of England during WWI

Anyone know a book with nigge in the title? I have an idea...

>>17267148
Nice
>>17267197
0/10
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Fright Club

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Closest I could find

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Finnergan's Wake

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Angela's Rashes

>>17267260
Well done on the first two.

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Kek

Crapital

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Somehow still not as sad

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The Art Of Rwar
uwu

The Strand

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Hey!

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Littler Women (the sequel!)

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>Crapitalism and schizophrenia
>The Rantichrist

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Commentaries on the Garllic War

Mein Krampf

Das Krapital

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>Fricciones

Ron the Road

The Rilliad

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Good one.

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>’

The Name of the Rrose

1984r

No ronger human

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kek

>>17267436
/thread

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Drubliners

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The Fart Man

12 Rules for Lifer

When his benzo addiction went a little dark

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Morbyd ick

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The Return of the Kring(e)

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The Hob Brit

>The Rapology of Socrates
Socrates explains the science of making beats and spitting rhymes

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Kek

>>17268248
Or the oldest instance of MeToo

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The Sound and the Furry

>The Malteser Falcon
A man feeds his pet hawk on a popular brand of delicious spherical chocolates, but as a result it gets so fat it can't fly and falls victim to a passing raccoon.

>The Moron Is A Harsh Mistress
A man falls for a barely-literate e-girl and woos her with 4chan-approved chat-up lines. Unfortunately for him, these succeed and the two are married. After the first month, drinking her bathwater begins to lose its charm.

>Lord of the Fliers
Stirring fictionalised biography of Baron von Richthofen in which he time-leaps through a wormhole and rains leaden death on an E.U. summit hosted by Angela Merkel.

>The Gray Science
A late work by Nietzsche, unpublished in his lifetime, in which he decides he's been much too dogmatic and that moral decisions are rarely clearcut. Many Nietzsche fanatics, outraged, declare it a fake.

>Diamonds Rare Forever
An evil embiterred incel genius discovers a particular specific frequency of ultrasound will shatter diamond. He sneaks into expensive parties with a concealed transmitted and enjoys the shrieks as all the ladies lose their beloved jewelry.

>Primp, by Iceberg Slim
The life of a hypothermic dandy, who battles anorexia in 1940s Chicago. Also doubles as an instructional style guide for fops.

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underrated

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RJR

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Dermons

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Kek

Infiniter Jest

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The Sound and The Furry (idk its got furries)
The Rodyssey (gayer odyssey)
As I Lay Drying (The coziest read)
Lolitra (he doesnt become a pedophile cause he cant makes that amazing first line based on a bad name)
For Whom the Bell Trolls (it trolls for you)

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The Brible

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The Bibler

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kek

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> The Crapital
Nothing changes

>>17268688
Dude you just copied two of those from other anons wtf man not cool

>The Crying of LOTR 49
The Netflix Tolkien adaptation starts poorly and goes downhill from there until, by the middle of Season 4, fans of the source material are reduced to blubbering wrecks. Then one man plans a diabolical revenge...

>Portrait of a Lardy
Henry James probes with equisite delicacy the mental workings of an all-American girl who just loves her some Happy Meals.

>The Glass Bread Game
Searing post-modern classic in which a band of hipster trolls sneak into upmarket New York restaurants in the middle of the night and replace the bread rolls with carefully-painted glass replicas to illustrate the brittle artifice of something-or-other.

>The Copper Breeches
Classic Sherlock Holmes short story in which the detective constructs himself a pair of armoured trousers before taking on a vicious London street gang of razor-wielding midgets.

>Fart
A young waitress is nearing the end of her shift when a portly gentleman enters the restaurant and orders a large helping of house special chilli and a double rum & black. She feels an immediate emotional connection but things take a turn for the worse...

Harmlet

The Fart Man
The Hob Brit
The Sound and the Furry
The Moron Is A Harsh Mistress
The Gray Science

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Harmlet

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Ulysrses

>>17268847
did you mean Capital?

Whiter Noise

>>17268347
Superb work, Anon. You've redeemed /lit/ for another month.

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>>The Malteser Falcon
Lost it.

/r/InfiniteJest

James and the Giant Preach
>an orphaned boy travels to New York where he gives long-winded, but emotionally gripping sermons and eventually radicalizes his followers into killing the world’s population of rhinoceroses

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>A Gamer of Thrones
Timothy Stewart, IGN: Eddard Stark, is one of the best players in Westeros, the greatest fantasy MMO ever made. The family he created is Lord of a large region of the continent known as "The North" (hey, he was 12 when he founded his region and house). He is called to the south, in King's Landing by the current king and ruler of Westeros, his offline friend John Tankersly, IGN: Robert Baratheon, to become the Hand of the King, the second most powerful role in Westeros. But when he arrives, he'll find that the players in the south play on a whole different level...

A Time of Grifts
Of Walking in Rice
Great Rapes

Ten Littler Niggers

>>17269071
"das" is an article

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Based posts

>The Ergo and his own
over-assuming detective is trying to find out who vandalized his house, turns out it was his neighbors who detest his excessive snooping

>

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i'll remove some letters too
>the phrenology of spirit

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Der Geist ist ein Knochen

Watership Drown

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i thought it was kind of funny.

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-ed bite

RV

>A Song of Rice and Fire
Mr Song sets fire to his restaurant while cooking stir fried rice.

>The Herro with a Thousand Faces
A diplomat finds himself overwhelmed on a trip to China - in spite of the courtesy afforded to him by his hosts - because "they all look the same".

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nice

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VR - Thomas Pynchon
Some shit about virtual reality and conspiracies idk

>>17268044
Wtf did u make this picture just for this thread?

Ron Liberty

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KREK

Difference and Rrepetition

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great rexpectations: A book about a big dinosaur from a little town!

remma by Jane Rausten: A fascinating study of REM sleep.

Charterhorse of Parma by Stendhal: Parma's fastest race horse is for rent! How far will the dashing Fabrice got to save it when Ferrante plots to steal it?

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Based

Recce Homo: A survey of the author's gay experiences

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Scooby author

>SCRUM Manifesto
An embittered polemic from a Rugby League fan about how Rugby Union ruined the sport.

>The Critique of Purer Reason
Kant destroys his own philosophical system after realizing that it still wasn't restrictive enough and he probably should have never mentioned noumena in the first place

Child of Gord: an Appalachian man struggles with gastroesophageal reflux disease.

>Fright Club
same thing but they have to spook each other instead of fighting

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CCRRU
Cybernetic Culture Redpilled Research Unit
Nick Land and his fellas but they are zoomers and browse 4chinz

Lonesome Drove: It's still a cattle drive book but there's only one character.

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>he probably should have never mentioned noumena in the first place
isn't this just Berkeley's idealism?

>>17267157
Best in this thread by far

rarfume
rrime and punishment
rible
the ramerican psycho

Legacy of Rashes: The History of Poison Ivy

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in most of those you replaced a different letter with 'r', which isn't the rule

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kek

Finnegarns Wake: more or less the same shit

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Winrar

The Sailor who Fell from Grace with the Sear

>The picture of Dorian R Gray
He just has a middle name now

A child called “Rit”

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Let's remove an R
>The Picture of Dorian Gay

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>The Picture of Dorian? Gay

>The Puncture of Dorian's Gape

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The conspiracy against the human racer
The sound of wraves
The sailor who fell from grace with the sear
The sround and the fury
Ten little niggrers

Rule of Boner

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ik, but I'm a retard and if it wasn't you I would've get away with it

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>The sround and the fury
come on man, there's such an obvious one here

>>17271221
Yes, we know

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>>17268980

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then get it right next time man, embarrassing stuff

>Generation Krill
After a sailor accidentally brings Charms onboard an american aircraft carrier, a blue whale accidentally collides with it, killing all three thousand men onboard. President Bush Jr. makes the only reasonable decision and declares war on all ocean life. This thrilling reportage covers the initial invasion of the Mariana Trench by the average grunt of the USMC, like Staff Sergeant Brad "Riceman" Colbert and First Lieutenant Nathaniel Frick.

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A professional touring BBQ competitor hangs up his white coat of mediocre awards to find him in a distinctively non BBQ commune. Not in the deep south through which it becomes common culture, nor in the industrious north, through which the pastiche of authenticity is displayed through exorbitantly expensive goods, but in an unusually snug community of new age vegetarians, attracted by the exotic neuroticism of a mystic. the only meat he's eating are her beef curtains.

In the heme iron deprived mind of the mystic's spiritually estranged son, he delivers his new father onto his friends to partake in the curiosity of a human feast, tasting the succulent meat of a man who fell from grace with the sear.

I'd read it.

>Infiniter Jest
If we ever get the full unedited draft of Infinite Jest, I unironically want this to be the title.

>Decline of the Wrest
>Thus Sporke Zarathustra
>Fear, Rand, Trembling

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Kek

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based and fligugigupilled

mein krampf

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nothing to add but this was literally the first thing i thought of when i clicked on this thread lmao
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genius

>>17268044
nice

>>17270997
And everyone calls him Dorian R. instead of Dorian.

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>The Malteser Falcon
made me laugh

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Rice

The Gord Delusion

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Stone

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Spurtnik Sweetheart

>Contract
Absurdist sci-fi novel in which aliens come to earth hoping to establish friendly relations and co-operation for mutual benefit, but during the legal negotiations it all gets bogged down in the small print and eventually they just give up and go away.

>The Rage of Innocence
Millions of well-meaning patriots put their faith in a charismatic but ultimately useless leader. When he fails to deliver they get so angry they revolt against the corrupt ruling class and usher in a new golden age for their country and the civilized world.

>Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spry
Comfy fictional autobiography in which the author describes the various careers he's had and boasts he's still in pretty good shape for an old guy.

>Bag of Boners
Bestselling horror novel in which a crazed serial killer prostitute does away with her clients when they least expect it and takes a trophy from each man.

>The Dread
Classic 20th-century short story in which a complacent 30-something man begins to be nagged by doubts and worries until, in a spiritually shattering moment of epiphany, he suddenly realizes he lives in Ireland.

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>RV
The memoir of an elderly Pynchon and his travels across the country in a Winnebago.

>>17273915
Let me try that again.
VR
The memoir of a technological construct named Pynchon

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Underrated

>>17270826
he probably should have never mentioned noumena in the first place
hahaha

>>17270867
this has definite potential

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JRR

Instead of a book about money it is now about JRR Tolkien

Bronzer Age Mindset

Runwind

Do Randroids Dream Of Electric Sheep?

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>Bronzer Age Mindset
Obviously Bronze Rage Mindset

Beautiful Frighting Girl

She's cute but kinda scary

the wavers
>a bunch of football fans who go to stadiums and start waves

>>17274039
nah, we live in a time of fake tan

>>17274198
Would bet good money CNN and Fox News have a larger profit margin than any tan in a can.

>>17267436
lol

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>The Rantichrist
That would be a tedious read lol

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>>The Ergo and his own
>over-assuming detective is trying to find out who vandalized his house, turns out it was his neighbors who detest his excessive snooping

Nice one.

>>17270724
Seems legit.

Goethe - Faustr

A deep dive into the leather bareback scene in the new york seventies.

12 Rulers for Life: A Celestial-Zodiacal Antidote to Telluric Chaos

Death of the rest.
by
patrick j buchanan

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KEK

>>17274290
Best one by far, actually laughed.

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LOL

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The Men Who Stare At Groats.

>>17267625
Underrated

Adar or Ardor
Human Strain

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