/lit/ - Literature

>>17266867
More like what you do to yourself, anon. People can buy books by weight to decorate walls.

kill them kill them

They need only their ears to know I am a refined and educated man

>>17266867
actually be an intellectual. People can recognize pseudism just as easily as flattery. You'll only ever fool children.

>>17266867
Display your Junot Diaz and Kurt Vonnegut books.

>>17266867
>>17266881
>>17266898
>>17266906
>>17266960
>>17266981
kill them

have hundreds of page markers sticking out from your books

>>17266867
move your home into the shade.

>>17266898
Based

>>17266960
What is your pic anon

>>17267020
>have hundreds of page markers sticking out from your books
nice

>>17266867
Strech your ass hole in front of them and stick a Complete Works of Shakespeare up your digestive system

>>17267198
Also put your books in the drier on low so they look like they’ve been thoroughly read several times

>>17267588
This would be impossible. You really only need to do it with the undergrad Signet Four Great Tragedies.

>>17267020
I actually do this for quick reference. Glad to know it makes me look cool

>>17267760
I see you used the dryer method too, looks good!

>>17267768
>>17267702
profanation of books. There is an special place in Hell reserved solely to people who engage in such practices.

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>>17267774
Lol the Bible was already well worn because it came from my local library. I never returned it.

>>17267774
I just cleaned out my extensive library. I threw the books directly in the trash. Nobody will read them ever again. They’ll moulder into dust under landfill garbage.

>>17267022
Based public masturbator

>>17267839
>>17267790
The Devil is maliciously grinning and imagining how he is going to eternally torment your souls. He looks at your souls with his lustful look while he sharps his claws in a flaming marble pillar.

>>17267914
You sound like you jerk off to weird porn.

>>17267939
KEK kinda. /r/gonewildsmiles used to be what I was into. I think I'm not into it for now, it has been 20 days or something and I didn't really felt like jerking off.

>>17267939
Is it weird, anon?

>>17267967
It probably is.

>>17266960
BASED LEAFS RISE UP

>>17267020
Wherefore do you do it?
I merely underline words I don't know and sentences I find interesting. Also I write the date I started reading it and the date I finished reading it.

>>17267953
>/r/gonewildsmiles
What reason do they have to smile?

>>17270469
I think some enjoy the attention, but most are doing it for money. I never really asked it. There are probably some who are in for both. There is even a girl who writes things in there.

There is a girl who writes a blog. https://knowingless.com She seems to be in a quite particular situation. But check it out if you are that curious.

>>17270469
There is a girl who used to post there, she always seems so sad.

>>17270469
As in it is definitely not everyone who enjoys it.

acne cream

>>17266867
If you possess intellect, and virtuously use it, you are an intellectual, and do not need to pose for this to be evident to others —to those who matter; if you possess intellect, and viciously misuse it, you are an intellectualist/sophist —an a priori poseur—, otherwise known as a "dickhead".

>>17266867
The surest sign of a fake stack: it tapers in size linearly

>>17266867
Don't shit on the carpet

big nazi flag on the wall

>>17266867
Make sure your wife has a full-time job and your children don't respect you. If you fail either of these tests, you will be outed as an anti-intellectual reactionary troglodyte.

>>17267774
I agree with you on fiction, but there’s nothing wrong with marking non-fiction for future reference.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=drBwMBepbMs

>>17266867
You surely must've mistaken me for someone else, kind sir. I am not an intellectual, I am a retard who uses reading as a surrogate activity to ignore life and wait it out until attaining the sweet solace of death.

>>17267953
>/r/gonewildsmiles

>>17266867

/lit/ is full of retard genius tropes and this is the definitive mark of intellectualism. Just read a lot but remain retarded