/lit/ - Literature

>>17249137
Complete stories of Frank Kafka
Complete works of Plato
Complete works of Aristotle
Pali Canon

>>17249137
KEK The complete works of a bunch of authors and probably a Bible.

>>17249137
Complete works of the American canon
Complete works of the English canon
Complete works of the French canon
Complete works of the German canon

>>17249137
None, but I want to fuck your brains out, chink

>>17249137
NASB
NKJV
KJV
david bentley hart's NT

My Diary Desu Volume I
My Diary Desu Volume II
My Diary Desu Volume III
My Diary Desu Volume IV

>>17249137
Complete works of sneed.
Complete works of chuck.
Complete works of suck and fuck.
Complete works of Homer.

>>17249137
>The Bell Jar.
>We have always lived in the castle.
>The Catcher in the Rye
>The complete works of HP Lovecraft

This was tricky and I would really miss a lot of other books.

>>17249137

Wait, would jap cleaning lady ask you to get rid of your library? That makes no fucking sense.

>>17249200
I thought she went by the rule of only keep things that spark joy, so I guess if every book you owned sparked joy (I have no idea how that would feel) then you could keep them.

I haven't watched her show properly or read her books so I may be wrong on that.

>>17249137
It's ironic that a jap tells me to clean while millions of her countrymen are living in infrahuman conditions. The shit I've seen, including my parents in law's house.

>>17249146
>Frank Kafka

>>17249241
Damn autocorrect

>>17249241
AY YO, SO AS I WAS SAYING

THE GOOMBA TURNS INTO A CACKROACH
I'M TELLING YOU TONE IT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER WROTE

>>17249254
Love that guy.

Moby Dick
On The Road
Dracula
Life for Sale

>>17249212
>I thought she went by the rule of only keep things that spark joy, so I guess if every book you owned sparked joy (I have no idea how that would feel) then you could keep them.

Having a large library is pretty much the only thing that sparks joy in my life.

The Complete Works of Spinoza
Mason & Dixon
The Collected Poems of Anne Sexton
The Pope's Rhinoceros

I figure if I only have the four I'm bound to finally finish one of them

>>17249137
That is dumb. Clearly 2 nukes wasn't enough.

>>17249212

"Spark joy" just means it stirs an emotion in you: excitement, anticipation, nostalgia, whatever that may be. The idea is de-cluttering by getting rid of stuff that you're only holding on to because you *might* get around to it *one day*

She has a line in her book specifically about the Book part of her cleaning process to the effect of "if it's been on your shelf for months or years and you still haven't read it, you probably never will and the purpose of that book was to show you that you never actually needed it."

A lot of KonMari is questionable and horribly tedious, but I do follow her advice and weed through my library a couple times a year.

>>17249341
>I figure if I only have the four I'm bound to finally finish one of them
kek

>>17249137
The Bible
Philokalia
The Symbolism of the Cross
Symbols of Sacred Science

>>17249434
Gay

>>17249152
They must be big books

>>17249434
Based Guenonanon

Call of the Crocodile
Call of the Arcade
Call of the Cradle
Call of the Cherokee

>>17249620
>not Call of the Kappa
NGMI

>>17249137
Norwegian wood (Murakami)
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
The Beast of Heaven (Kelleher)
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

>>17249254
Fucking kek.

>>17249152

>I wish for infinite wishes!

I bet you'd be terrible at parties, if ever you were invited to one

>>17249684
Norwegian wood was my first Murakami novel but I only ended up getting about a hundred pages in before stopping. However, I then got windup bird chronicle and finished and really enjoyed that.
I guess I just enjoy his magical realism style of storytelling more than how Norewegian Wood was written. I'll try to go back to it eventually.

The Book of Disquiet
Afloat (Maupassant)
Stoner
The Education of the Stoic (Pessoa and required reading after TBoD)

>>17249769
If your idea of a good party conversation is 'what would you XYZ if you only had 3 ABCs,' then you are hosting or visiting some very disappointing parties.

The next four I want to read.
Finish one, donate it, give it away to someone.

>>17249163
Based and Christ Pilled

Geneva Bible
Paradise Lost
Pilgrim's Progress
Of Plymouth Plantation

>>17249378
Do you think having a BWC in her house would spark joy

>>17250879
No, only BBC could do that for her I'm afraid.