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None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 14:39:52 2011 No.1721397 [Reply] [Original]

please tell me this is because he barely masturbated at all rather than being celibate?

and scientists say you're okay as long as you fap once a week right?

>>	Quentin !!p3mpBqBwOeY Sat Apr 23 14:40:52 2011 No.1721402 >and scientists say you're okay as long as you fap once a week right? i hope so i get it in like 4 times a day

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 14:40:52 2011 No.1721400 maybe he just got prostate cancer

>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 14:42:52 2011 No.1721405 >>1721400 no cancer doesnt just happen, its about subhuman genes and poor life choices. i dont want to get this please help.

>>	Landon !!nBqZl5bQBVO Sat Apr 23 14:46:52 2011 No.1721410 >>1721405 Experiment anally. A lot.

>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 14:49:52 2011 No.1721419 >>1721410 what's your reasoning behind that?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:03:07 2011 No.1721439 [DELETED]

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>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 15:06:52 2011 No.1721445 so is this like some /g/ troll as if /sp/ are smart enough to write a posting script?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:07:37 2011 No.1721448 [DELETED]

>>1721445
>not putting your script in the fridge
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Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:09:32 2011 No.1721450 [DELETED]

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>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 15:11:52 2011 No.1721453 oh okay its just /sp/ celebrating that someone kicked a ball inbetween two poles. maybe you should get off your fat asses and try it yourselves.

>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 15:23:52 2011 No.1721464 last bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 15:36:52 2011 No.1721483 Lots of old men get prostate cancer, wtf

NonsequiturBear !!UFPpi0sFoPR Sat Apr 23 15:38:52 2011 No.1721486

>>1721397
>scientists say you're okay as long as you fap once a week
I read this somewhere... I think that's true. Fapping is free, feels great, is healthy and you don't need to be good looking or to have any kind of social skill to practice it.
In our contemporary world only retards and neurotics can think it's bad.

>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 17:04:52 2011 No.1721657 >>1721486 i think its pathetic and i only do it once a week for health reasons. only way i might not do it at all would be if i had a really really really really long term partner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:06:52 2011 No.1721661 god tier sexhavers always masturbate an hour before sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:09:52 2011 No.1721668 He's really hot in that picture.

None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 17:10:52 2011 No.1721669

>>1721661
you must be one of those people that cums so fast if you need to do something like that. and the fact that stamina is an issue at all for you just shows how uncreative you are and how selfish a lover you are. enjoy your book.

>>1721668
most pictures.

is there a famous person Max Demian is based off?

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 17:15:52 2011 No.1721679 you made fun of me earlier and it's been on my mind why would you judge me i don't even know who you are this is so tense i need a soak

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:15:52 2011 No.1721680 >>1721669 Haha look at this dumbass who doesn't know how to have sex

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 17:17:52 2011 No.1721683 >>1721680 there's no proper way to have sex as long as the two people truly love each other it's "proper"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:36:52 2011 No.1721707 >>1721683 1. take penis 2. put it somewhere

>>	NonsequiturBear !!UFPpi0sFoPR Sat Apr 23 17:39:52 2011 No.1721713 >>1721707 OR be penetrated with a penis/finger

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 17:39:52 2011 No.1721712 >>1721707 women can't have sex? dummy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:40:52 2011 No.1721714 /lit/ - Literature

>>	NonsequiturBear !!UFPpi0sFoPR Sat Apr 23 17:42:52 2011 No.1721718 >>1721714 there's an obvious correlation between masturbation and literature.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 17:46:52 2011 No.1721728

>>1721669
>you must be one of those people that cums so fast if you need to do something like that. and the fact that stamina is an issue at all for you just shows how uncreative you are and how selfish a lover you are.

You're a moron. And I'm not even the jackass you were responding to.

>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 17:55:52 2011 No.1721737 okay jerks, whats a the reasoning behind masturbating before sex? also fabulous get a fucking brain.

>>	NonsequiturBear !!UFPpi0sFoPR Sat Apr 23 17:56:52 2011 No.1721741 >>1721737 >okay jerks, whats a the reasoning behind masturbating before sex? To last longer. >also fabulous get a fucking brain. lol

None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 17:59:52 2011 No.1721748
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>>1721741
>To last longer.
yes, and i already said why thats stupid. you must be really insecure if you're whole focus is on lasting long. i wonder why that is ^^

and then resulting from that insecurity you will be really bad and selfish lover and then next time you think 'ah i shall need to masturbate an hour before sex because im such a sad ass pathetic nerd shit that cant satisfy anyone so i need to do this myself an hour before' and thus the cycle continues....

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 18:00:52 2011 No.1721751 >>1721737 >>1721748 are you tybrax

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:00:52 2011 No.1721752 >>1721748 has nothing to do with being insecure, it just works and makes things quite simpler.

>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 18:03:52 2011 No.1721756 since this is an anoymous image board i can only assume that you are lying to yourself right here. one day you'll work it out and will _

NonsequiturBear !!UFPpi0sFoPR Sat Apr 23 18:04:52 2011 No.1721758
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>>1721748
lol
I was just explaining, I don't need to masturbate to fuck (something I use to do like once every year and a half). You can save your lame freudian wannabe analyzes for yourself. Faggot.

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 18:07:52 2011 No.1721761 >>1721758 is this kid srs xD

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:07:52 2011 No.1721762 >>1721748 Wow you are really bad at making up bullshit

>>	None !KPok7x0csI Sat Apr 23 18:10:52 2011 No.1721771 was talking to the original guy DUH guy, keep telling yourself that...

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 18:17:52 2011 No.1721783 >>1721758 >>1721771 oh i didnt read the thread i thought that one tripfag was the retard when it turns out the OP was sowwy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:19:52 2011 No.1721788 >>1721771 Keep feeling pathetic when you jerk off once a week, lmao

>>	NonsequiturBear !!UFPpi0sFoPR Sat Apr 23 18:21:52 2011 No.1721791 >>1721771 talking to the original guy and quoting me all at the same time. All your "insecurities" and "being a bad lover" crap continues being stupid. >>1721761 So FUCKING serious (note the caps lock might unleashed).

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 18:30:52 2011 No.1721815 >>1721791 see >>1721783 I expect an apology

>>	NonsequiturBear !!UFPpi0sFoPR Sat Apr 23 18:38:52 2011 No.1721825 >>1721815 apology for what? I was just pointing out I was being very serious, which is true even if your comment was supposed to be a response to another post. No apologies for you this time.

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 18:42:52 2011 No.1721834 >>1721825 yeah but you were mad and it hurt

>>	NonsequiturBear !!UFPpi0sFoPR Sat Apr 23 18:44:52 2011 No.1721840 >>1721834 Nah, not really. Just fucking serious.

>>	Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva Sat Apr 23 18:45:52 2011 No.1721846 >>1721840 lighten up cowboy :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:20:52 2011 No.1721937 You guys jerk off before sex? If I did that I would never climax.

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