/lit/ - Literature

>>17209542
For sale:
My dick. Never used.
Anon

For sale: ass.

>>17209542
Formerly Fed
Now presently Sucked
Season 11 Episode 5

>>17209542
S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

>>17209542
I (2)once (k)new (demon)jew who, blue/w bank failed country again.

For sale:
My chuck, never sucked, formley sneed.

SNEED S. SNEEDERSONS

An old man looks outside and thinks

For sale.
Baby womb. Never used.
- J. Epstein

>"Come for a ride?"
>"No thanks."
>And that was that.

His Uber "home" address was still set to her apartment.

>>17209560
The donkey's hee-haw sounded like it mocked their foolishness.

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger

My mom's diary
It's all yellow now.

Terrified, he quickly looked around.
The knocking grew louder.

He didn't fly so good.
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun.

>>17209647
4u

>>17209647
jej

Wind blows
Branches creak
Water flows
God speaks

>>17209542
In life, we failed. In death, I triumph.

CIA said Hi
Hence you die

For sale:

Shot gun. Just cleaned, and in working condition.
-M. Hemmingway

>>17209647
>uses more than 10 words
absolute garbage. please delete.

>>17209542
My moms a dike
A stolen bike
It was niggers

I am a man that does not play by the rules

>>17209784
The CIA man did it
Look how he turned out

I slipped on a banana peel.
It hurts.

I should've realized sooner. Dying's only bad when you're alive.

My catalogue of emotions ran out with her.

“But I’m here now. You can stay.”
“さようなら”

I was addicted to her, and she to my brother.

I'd rather just be friends, sorry.

I gave her my heart, but she wanted my soul.

The missiles launched and it was all over.

I coomed and it was all over.

My life, a book never written

>>17209549
fpbp. always.

>>17209919
I felt that. It's funny how our perspective changes after orgasm.

>>17209542
Shat in a toilet and sat there, without toilet paper.

>>17209542

we need to talk, he said to his adoptive son.

>>17209542
Sneeds Feed and Seed
Formerly Chucks

>>17209542
this life never made sense
wonder what comes next honestly

"Is this our stop?"
"It used to be"

>>17209542
My favourite colour was red. Then you bled.

For sale: for sale sign, used once.

For sail: large piece of cloth, never torn.

>>17209542
baby too cool for shoes
cause he ded

>>17209542
I sit on the toilet and shitpost post shit.

I buried my baby in his shoes. Not cold feet for my dead baby. Good night.

>>17209542
Walking
Black sky
Black people
I’m feeble
And now walletless

He saw they hid grimaces at his approach, looking away.

It's not precum, darling, because I never did get to cum.

"Dead Baby. Wife upset. Any Advice?"
-Albert Einstein

For sale: my head, sodden with girl-pee

>>17209542
- W-w-would you... ahem, would you like to see a movie with me? Would YOU like to see a movie with ME?
- Meh, no thanks.

I wasn't having a good time so I killed myself.

I don't believe in magic. And yet...

For sale: my sister's belly button, never filled with whipped cream (alas!).

>>17210197
Best iit

>>17209591
Generic

>>17209614
Interesting

>>17209623
Sentimental, predictable

>>17209625
Funny, underdeveloped

>>17209644
Generic

>>17209647
Sublime masterpiece

>>17209670
Generic

>>17209692
Melodramatic

>>17209704
The only funny derivative of the Hemingway one in this thread

>>17209821
Underdeveloped

>>17209836
Sentimental, underdeveloped

>>17209869
Underdeveloped, generic

>>17209882
Generic

>>17209887
Generic

>>17209903
Melodramatic

>>17209919
Generic

>>17209944
Generic, vaguely funny

>>17210111
Generic

>>17210131
Sentimental

>>17210192
Funny, interesting

>>17209542
Ayo, where da wite wimminz at?

How could I get lost somewhere I've been so often?

Are you sleeping?
Yes!

Others may tire but I have persistence. I have Adderall.

>>17210297
Funny. My mom used to do this.

She was beautiful. She wasn't at my table, though.

>>17210268
>skipped mine
mfw

A little girl smiled at me so I beat off.

>>17210321
Sorry, which was yours?

>>17210330
this interaction is probably the best lit in this thread

>>17209542
My cat was ran over today. I saw she die

that's actually true, I'm just sad and wanted to share

>>17209542
Banned for obscenity? It’s just my autobiography! Please, my folly…

Didya have any dreams last night? Didya?

>>17210342
RIP. Saw a kitty get thrashed on the highway a couple weeks ago, wasn't pretty.

>>17210268
Mine got "interesting", perhaps because it was from a real experience.
I had been seeing a girl, I was unsure about where it was headed.
We had just slept together, and I wanted to get out of the house because we had been there all day. I asked if she wanted to go for a ride and she declined but said I could go. We were both indifferent to each other, and I knew that that was the end of that.
NOW YOU KNOW

>>17210370
I gave you "interesting" because yours was the one of the only ones that described an interaction without appealing to tropes or low-hanging emotional fruit

They laugh, I am now a schizophrenic cymbal clasping monkey

"Your jokes are not funny", she said and laughed.

>>17210399
Thanks, boss.

>>17210268
The approval of a stranger got him into boxing.

Eagerly, OP got down and went to town.

>>17210365
Yeah, her head got smashed and the little eyes popped from their sockets onto the street. I know it's just a cat, but I'm honestly grieving

>>17210297
Funny

>>17210328
Generic (for this place)

>>17210342
Sentimental

>>17210348
Interesting approach, underdeveloped

>>17210401
Underdeveloped

>>17210413
Sentimental, clever

>>17210422
Interesting, meta without being wacky

>>17210423
Funny

The war started and ended with the same word.

>>17210445
"Cockmuffin."

Micro-fiction critics, being paid by the word, must go without.

He bought. Dump it.

Just like that all was lost, but the churning sea

He exited her, overcome with dread of the evening to come.

They put a flag on the moon. In a television studio.

>>17209549
You're lucky. Having a used dick is gross.

BREAKING: leading white supremacist website shut down. Former users tracked.

He dreamt his thoughts and another's, the latter were less clear.

He wasnt cast in light nor damned to night.
He was nothing.

"Where did all the good men go?", she asked herself.

"We are laughing with you, not at you", they said. In his head.

>>17210268
Hehe, vaguely funny is good enough for me! Thanks!!

>>17210370
What a neat story!

winking,through the wave I flew and flinged her naked

>>17210445
Melodramatic, interesting

>>17210463
Meta, funny

>>17210474
Underdeveloped

>>17210479
Sentimental, generic

>>17210480
Underdeveloped

>>17210489
Underdeveloped, vaguely funny

>>17210553
Meta

>>17210568
Interesting, underdeveloped

>>17210569
Melodramatic

>>17210573
Generic

>>17210590
Generic

>>17210612
>>17210442
>>17210268

Depressed anon spends day rating stories, kills himself at night

>>17209542
Something something something something something something something something the end.

>>17210630
People actually like being replied to and knowing that someone is reading their story. When people don't reply to each other these threads die pretty quickly.

for sale
baby shoes
tree fiddy

She bought. He dumped.

>>17209542
I came, I saw,
I praised the lord.

She listened. He told it all, just like with me.

peepee
He destroyed my chastity cage
Yes
YES
Free willy

>>17210268
I believe I read that she did in fact have to clean that gun.

The child lay crying into the mothers cold firm breasts.

We’re the same person

I woke up again.
-Let me sleep forever please!
-Impossible.

>>17210862
SAD!

>>17209542

A great amount of needles were lying in this apartment block. It seems guys were injecting their vaccines. Possibly. I hope.

>>17210885
u cheated and the result was still shitty, baka

>>17210553
This would actually make for a great plot. From the side of the govt, one of the trackers, and some trackees.

>>17209542
The empire is vast Sire, it will not last.

she winked,cloudy morning,I flew and flung her naked

-Hi!
-Hi.
-How are you?
-Ok.
-Nice... See you!
-Yeah.

The used cumdumpster was lying on her spine. Unconsciously.

Old money, new hoe

Heart's coin is spent if it is not given.

Today I did nothing.

All men are bound to fall, german. And Waterloo proved that right.

>>17210268
People who mass reply will die on the day of THE APOCOLYPSE

The run down he gave with great haste and no sense

>>17211044
deep

It doesnt matter who you are, the only things which matters is who you are not.

Dad? What's an "iPhone"?
Something everybody used to have, sweety.

>>17209542
Once long-lived and married
Now long-dead and buried

And the more she drank, the more she shat.

I found my apartment is haunted, so I stopped masturbating.

"“Mother died today. Or maybe it was yesterday. I don't know."

>>17209542
“Hey you forgot about me”
“Sorry” he raised his gun.

Turning a wrench for a wench is not living

>>17210942
Confusing

>>17210945
Generic

>>17210947
Edgy, juvenile

>>17211001
Pithy, but not a story

>>17211044
Underdeveloped

>>17211051
Interesting but underdeveloped

>>17211089
Generic

>>17211527
Sentimental, generic

>>17211528
Sublime

>>17211537
Funny, generic

>>17211560
Funny

>>17211561
Not sure

I fucking HATE microfiction. How's that for your story?

Your sister, I fucker her, your mother too retard

>>17211642
I hate fucking your sister but shes such an insatiable slut

>>17209542
Bat, back broken, in the cave by the sea recuperating.

there are no facts, does that matter?

>>17211676
But would they care about my feelings?

"you were supposed to delete this!" she said.

>>17209542
n word
f word
I can't breathe

HIStory

>>17209542
Irish girl sold ass for money. It went maybe alright.

I sat next to her.
She lied there,
cold.

everything was perfect untill he marched in with a zurna

Just as he was about to place the last domino...

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you

>>17211667
>I reincarnate into bat
>Slint-eyed man sails deep ocean for soup chasing me
>Net brokes my ribs and spines, fly to island cave for heal and heal

Nice flowers. Lovely card. I’m sorry it’s stage 3.

>>17209542
When I saw, I became uncomfortably cold and unbearably hot.

>>17211788
I would've done, "Nice flowers. Lovely card. He would've loved them."
>>17211751
I like this one.

"Stop asking questions"
"Why?"

Here's a scroty twofer.

>He lifted his scrotum and the gas passed his taint.
>His scrotum damply and repeatedly slapped against her vulva, menacingly.

we threw away things people kill each other now for.

I've came up with a Jewish 6 story horror.

>For sale, baby foreskin, never torn.

"So trusting and forgiving", said his killer in the eulogy.

>>17209836
I like this one. Catalogue runs in my mouth

Blood between the cobbles, and cherry blossoms in the wind

>>17210268
17209647
Sublime masterpiece
>>>/tv/

>>17209574
Anon'(s) (ne)ver fuck(ed)

The day broke, and we fear the sun.

>>17209542
Bowels as black as Serengeti
Last time eating mom's spaghetti

>>17209549
Heroic post

>>17209542
things aren't looking good, bros

He walks away but he's going nowhere

>>17209542
Whe he woke up, the dinosaur was still there.

>>17212217
Dude make an effort
>>17212273
Lol

He takes a breath to see if he still can

>>17209542
Homosexuality: The path to not fucking your mother by proxy.

A full life exchanged for an empty needle

I posted in the thread
And awaited the (You)'s

>>17212523
kek

>>17209638
Patrician tier
>>17210590
Relatable tier
>>17212523
Kek

sixty-six chicks with dicks challenge the new york knicks

She was excommunicated. Who knew crucifixes could fit up there?

"Quiet, quiet" she hisses, while picking up my call.

>>17211788
flawed but good

>>17211809
flawed execution

>>17211847
the only image i can bring up is that of an annoying child

>>17212015
neither sexy nor gross enough

>>17212217
flawed execution

>>17212229
i dont get it

>>17212273
flawed execution but almost there

>>17212375
i like the imagery

>>17212523
meh

>>17212640
not bad but i cant quite tell what im supposed to feel

>>17212697
kek nice

>>17212765
would've preferred more poetic version

>>17212773
not bad as a hook but need more words to get anywhere

>>17212783
cant tell if edgy or depressed

>>17212816
i dont get it

>>17212873
nice

The paramedics found a note. “Don’t let my mom see”.

It is both merciful and haunting, when the howls stop.

>The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide
Not my work but I've always thought Moss Roberts did a great job translating the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

>>17210321
>>17210330
Is this a story?

>>17213044
sometimes the best stories are the unintended ones

Removing his sock, his attention was drawn toward the gun.

>>17210268
He opened the book. His shoulder blade vibrates. "Youtube notification."

>Be born white
yes yes yes
>In this period
no :(

>>17210268
Fuck, that was amazing. She said, four years ago, today.

>>17210192

wat

'Why can't you dance?"
"No legs."

Three Stages:

I'mma bust. I'mma bust. I'mma bust.

>>17213252
It means they don't have a clown statue

>>17213051
This one's pretty good

"What'll ya have?"
"A bottle of piss."

Two thousand years asleep without moving an inch. "Navigation error."

>>17209542
I am writing a story in 10 words or less.

>>17209542
an argument over 6,000,000, too much, or not enough?

>>17213369
Go on

>>17209542
A window broken, childish sheets stained in blood.

And she knew her echo wasn't the only thing present.

>>17213390
They awakened to see the ruins they had left behind.

>>17209542
Innocent Trust, Carnal Lust, abusive thrust.

This sentence has meaning, he lied

Broken-hearted, came to shit but only farted

>>17213415
A duel between abject despair and survival: winner takes all.

Born to fuck forced to ask

for sale:
baby shoes
feet included

>>17213445
Actually make that

A duel between survival and abject despair: winner takes all.

>>17213322
I like this one; mysterious. Whats pretty good, I wonder?

>>17213389
muy basado

>>17213466
What's left and what's gone, I've nothing to fight for

>>17213597
Well now you just took it from cruel reality to edgelordville

>>17209542
The metal tube dove fast
Many orphaned from that crash

>>17213607
I took it from wordy abitrarity to analytical pessimism

>>17213633
You're smashing the screw in with a hammer bro

>>17209574
sbeve

For sale: OP's gay ass. Never dry.

>>17210268
For sale: potato, never eaten. The story of your irish ancestors.

>>17213691
That doesn't make sense, if you're selling the potato wouldn't that imply the presence of food?

>>17213708
They didn't have the money to buy food so they had to sell their potatoes to afford food, duh

>>17210268

"I'm your guardian-angel" the black man said. He lied.

>>17210289
Good one

Open casket, open air. Lay me under the stars.

>>17210445
Very good

>>17211542
Not bad

>>17213369
Cool

>>17213758
Giffen good

>>17209542
I poo and I cum. THE END.

>>17209542
News reporting she is dead
Wonderful secret under my bed

>>17213768
I know you probably mean man dressed in black but you know. N-

>>17213768
Nice, and red pilled

I sniffed her butt, she called the cops, I bolted.

'A laughably simple challenge' he thought, hours before pressing submit.

>>17209542
Plastic bag slipped over head; quiet baby, back to bed.

>>17210862
Many such cases!

Pop-up everywhere, Alec Baldwin sell phones after the incest porn.

Barney looked disgusting, protruding nipple in blue, very very disrespectful.

I gnawed her knee. she tossed her head back.....approved.

>>17209563
lmao

>>17209549
the post we didn't need but we deserve

>>17209542
a far off look; I too, farted a while ago.

"I don't envy your position, Mr. Vonhof."
"And what's that."

>>17209542
I never changed the oil
Overdrawn
Collections
Laundromat
Roommates
Failure

>>17211627
just curious, what would a fully developed 10 word story look like to you?

I'm too hot to be here, but here I am

>>17211771
just in case

Codeine. Lucid dreams. Bitch, I bleed lean.

>>17209574
Sh(e) b(e)li(e)v(e)d

>>17209542
Sun shines brightly. Friends smile cheerfully. The truth is hidden.

>>17209542
With the sunrise, the water became clearer; her face, paler.

If she thinks we're friends after that she's damn insane.

>>17210945
based oblivion poster

BIRD PLAGUE

One nest, one bird.
One nest, one bird.
One nest, one bird.

No song.

He was there and she was not

>>17213875
It's the incipit of The Stranger by A. Camus

Wrapped on the string of this world and split apart

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

>>17209574
(S)he (s)hit her(self)

>>17210445
N-

I'm that gorilla dick god. I make dyke pussy wet.

The russets were 1.19/lb instead of 0.79/lb.
Rap music has ruined this country.

>>17215437
You got about 10 seconds to show me that hole, 'cause this gorilla dick daddy is hungry. And if you don't blow me right, I might kill you.

>>17209542
He sits and waits but wishes to change.
Oh how much he wishes. Oh how long he waits. But still.
He sits.

The black teenager's swagger led to his death.

>>17209542
this is the funniest thread ive ever seen i cant even get past the 6th post my stomach hurts

>>17209608
im crying

>>17215502
Nevermind I'm too dumb to read. Its more than 10 words. Please disregard it.

>>17212523
fucking based

>>17215550
you almost had it with this post. you could have said
>nevermind i'm dumb. 10 words. please disregard.
that's seven

James caught the bullet with his head. His team won.

You were an accident. Accidents happen.

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch

>>17212987
>not bad but i cant quite tell what im supposed to feel

Nothing. It is just reference to SCP.

She would. If she were as I would have her

“yes baby boy, suck me dry” she moaned.

>>17209542
The world's shortest joke is about Godel's incompleteness theorem.

Came out from the shower, headfirst on bed, morning shithead.

After honeymoon, cunt like stamped bat, she calls her dad crying.

Her heart stood still...who uploaded her nudes there?

On the wind came memories of her, scents of regret.

Hahaha, disregard that, I suck cocks.

Pemnis

>>17210268
Kill yourself.

>>17210644
Kill yourself

>>17212640
>not bad but i cant quite tell what im supposed to feel
That's a reference to SCP 01 When Day breaks.

>>17216590 was meant for >>17212987

>>17209574
S(he)‘s broke(n)

Together we shall speak for the law and the land.

"Why'd you do it?"
I don't know. I don't remember.

"Buddy was hungry. Days later, he is finally eating".

Guess what happened.

The brothers becoming patriots meant doubting each other.

>>17209542
wooden legs were ready for the soldiers before the battle

A fish swims into a wall, damn

>>17209542
Jesus wept.

>>17209549
Every time

>>17209549
im convinced at least a couple responses to this post is samefag.

Speak, sit. But, where? Lose, find. There, under the stairs.

A man was born and died and nobody much noticed.

behind you

John P.T. Withers died the way he lived -- pointlessly.

"Tell my wife and kids I'm glad I never met them."

Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets many vaccines- AUTISM.

A man with bull horns holds Congress over nothing.

Jews

>>17209542
I hurted her
She never came back
It hurts

There was light, then heat, then a shockwave, then nothing

>>17219999
check'd and kek'd
>iktf

>>17216151
O U T S T A N D I N G

>>17209542
God's whim is superior to Man's most noble will.

>>17221027
or perhaps:
Man's noblest will is fleeting against God's simplest whim.

>>17209549