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What is the most /lit/ fetish?

I have developed a granny fetish. I dream about meeting an 80 year-old woman that looks 40. She has a bit of parkinson's, she trembles slightly when she thinks, and I find that lovely. She looks better and better every year, is rich and has a very attractive personality; we read De Maistre together while promising each other that we will enjoy every moment that we have until she dies. She is old-fashioned but strong and independent, classical and modern in different ways, a free spirit that I will never be able to own fully. Then, suddenly, she gets sick and dies in days, leaving a beautiful carcass as her only contact with this world.

I return to my house, lock the door, and close my eyes to avoid crying, knowing that I have been witness to the life of the most special woman on Earth, and that I will be unhappy forever, furious, despaired and alone.

>> No.17190351

>>17190336
Pretty hands are a /lit/ fetish, grannys always have ugly hands
you are just a weirdo

>> No.17190360
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>>17190336
Bibliophilia. Not just in the boring "I love reading" way; sexy bibliophilia. Slam your fucking penis in a dictionary and tell me you aren't /lit/.

>> No.17190362

>>17190336
>filename
That woman is not 80. It's impossible, even with surgery.

>> No.17190366

>>17190336
The only slight deviation from the norm I think I have is an appreciation for the feet and armpits. Not like I am obsessed but I can find them arousing under certain circumstances.

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>>17190362
https://www.elnuevodia.com/entretenimiento/musica/notas/nacha-guevara-cumple-80-anos/

>> No.17190383

>posts attractive young woman
>goes on to describe grannies
All I'm saying is if you're gonna be a perv, go all out. Post some granny tits. Grannies for the jannies, you know what I'm saying? Get banned, bitch! :D

>> No.17190390

>>17190383
>>17190381

>> No.17190406

>>17190362
Yeah, she's clearly in her twenties.

>>17190381
JK, OP already proved it with his reputable clickbait source, so it literally has to be true, otherwise he'd be some kind of faggot.

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>>17190406
Faggot. This is a famous Argentinian singer called Nacha Guevara.

>> No.17190434

>>17190416
Fucking Wikipedia, we're fucked. He's got us in checkmate now.

>> No.17190514

>>17190336
Futanari.

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>>17190360
Can't help but noticed OP still hasn't posted his results attempting the "dictionary challenge".

>> No.17190523

>>17190336
Murder-rape

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>>17190336
Pic related