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I read that in Richard Burton's voice.

I drink cheap whiskey. Seagrams 7.

>>1716682
Everything I read is in his voice, by default. The slow boozy drawl of his Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf character.

>>1716692
That screengrab is great. I watched this version with a girlfriend, once, and she genuinely thought Martha was about to get her head blown apart.

another whiskey man here. glad to see this on /lit/. i like the cheap stuff too, R&R and black crow, jack is pree cool guy. Those three ive had the best times with.

water
alcohol is for people who can't handle reality

>>1716731
Trips are for people who can't handle how mediocre their contribution is.

>>1716738
i appreciate your viewpoint on my life (although i disagree with it) but could you please stay on topic

>>1716731

you sir are a faggot. get off /lit. dont know what you are talking about. dont talk about things you dont know about. or i'll make you look really stupid.

>>1716740
did you make an appointment with a therapist yet

i mean i figure you use a tripcode so people can identify you easily/remember your posts so let's go ahead and talk about you instead of books

your tripcode is off-topic and you accuse people of being off-topic think about that

quentin DID YOU SEE A THERAPIST YET HOW IS SOPHOMORE AP LIT GOING UPDATE US

>>1716731

obvious nigger is obvious

I generally don't drink, not because I'm str8t edge or anything, just a pourfag. I like whiskey too, the moderately priced stuff, like Jack. Or beer or wine; not picky, just whatever is cheap and on sale.

>>1716754
How's grad school going, D&E? Make any friends yet? Nope?

>>1716746
if you wanna make a thread about me go ahead but i don't want to ruin OP's thread!

>>1716751
>pourfag

>>1716758
yeah, homophones are pinkie keen and will help you get laid. True story.

Booze, OP. Or plonk, if it's a formal event.

>>1716754
What you tripfags call personality is what other people merely call a recognisable label.

>>1716758
I guess it's also a pun, since we're dealing with booze.
Oh me!.jpg

>>1716761
what are you up to these days quentin? How's it goin, man?

>>1716771
So? In that image it very clearly says "look at the post, not the green gobbledygook".

In regards to the actual discussion at hand, I drink Arizonas. 99 cents for some pretty great tea? Yes please.

Pabst. Turns my dick to shit. Tastes pretty bad. It's cheap.

Vodka. Because fuck flavor, I want to get drunk.

>>1716784
>Pabst
Hipster.

I drink red wine. I've heard that having a glass a day will help your heart, so a couple of bottles should make you live forever, right?

>>1716788
>Hipster
No, see I actually work for a living. In a factory. I drink Pabst because out of all my cheap beer options it tastes the least foul.

>>1716796
lolol

But yeah small amounts of it help your heart because it's very antioxidant-rich, but you could get the same thing from a pomegranate.

>>1716810
Whatever, dude. Say that to my face when you're cold and in the ground and I'm celebrating my 500th birthday.

>>1716797
Pourfag here. This might be stating the obvious, but if you want slightly better beer, supermarkets and drug stores have been having great deals on beer because of the downturn. Just check your weekly advertisements. The supermarkets around here have been regularly selling 30 pks, I forget for what price, but it breaks down to about 70 cents per can.

islay mist..its like laphroiag lite and half the price

also. any americans drink blue moon wheat beer. They just started selling it at my local supermarket. yay or nay?

I've had one drink in my life.

When I was alone in my sister's house, I drank some of her cheap tequila... at least I think it was tequila. Honestly, I was stupid to drink it. It was a clear alcohol. It had a cheap, poorly designed plastic label with a lobster and a pineapple on it. Everything was written in Spanish. I drank it, and it burnt like fuck. I didn't even feel that good afterwards. I just ate a pizza, watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High, grabbed my junk, and slept.

i'm not a fan of alcohol. i really do like water. volvic is my favorite but tap is fine too

>>1716840
Eau De Vie?

Collegefag here.

Boxed wine is my thing. Cheap, large quantities, no matter how shitty it is, it tends to contain decent amounts of alcohol without tasting absolutely terrible. I don't give a damn how tawdry it is. If I wanna sip wine for little to no money, by god I'm gonna do it.

I drink straight bourbon, typically. Basil is probably my favorite, although the Evan Williams single barrel is alright too. I find that bookers and bakers are both a little too spicy for me, but I love them in a manhattan (as long as it isn't too sweet).

>>1716754
You know, the tripfag side of that discussion is rarely that well mannered. We fling as much shit, if not more, than anon does around here.

Stoli, nothing but Stoli. I'm cheap but Smirnoff tastes foul to me.

Campari. neat or with a splash of cointreau.

The Captain. <3

2nd'ing Campari, although I like drinking an Americano (Campari, Sweet Vermouth, Soda) or a Negroni. If you've never tried Camari before, you owe yourself.

Pro Tip: Just because a bar has Campari does not mean the bartender has any idea what to do with it. If you want to order a Campari drink, be prepared to politely explain how to make it.

earthquake high gravity lager, the gentleman's choice

New single batch knob creek. Not too shabby if I may say so.

Crown Royal gives me a very literary high and makes
my words come easier and more smoothly. I like to
drink this then sit down with a book and a notepad.

I drink mostly cognac with the occasional tequilita.

>>1717015
ugh, I hate campari, way too bitter for me.
I guess some people just like the taste of orange peel.

What exactly do you do to with it, btw? Drink it straight, on the rocks, with vermouth? Do you have some secret that makes it palatable? Does it require some kind of zest, or perhaps you flame an orange peel in a similar manner to Lillet?

I'd like to know.

I guess I'd like to add, while the Negroni is bitter, I can stomach it ok. I just cant imagine anybody drinking Campari straight, unless they just watched The Life Aquatic and want to be hip like Zissou, or something.

don perignon 1996

>>1717429

>>1717450

cheers

Beer: pic related. the local brew from home.
Vodka: Moskovskaya. I like white russians, which I make with milk. Vodka sours and cape cods are also okay guess.
Whiskey: just a jack and coke
Wine: I like cabernet sauvignons and sauvignon blancs

>>1717472
Oh fuck my shit I forgot the pic.

>>1717472
I find that milk is a bit too thin for a white russian, but to each their own, I suppose.

>>1717481
yeah but I don't drink just one white russian. I ain't tryin' a drink a liter of creamer or some shit an' get sick all over my damn self.
yuck-o

>>1717495
fair enough, maybe that has something to do with why I dont drink them so much anymore, they're too god-damn filling.

btw, you should try either substituting Kahlua for Frangelico, or else doing 1/2 portions of each, sometime. Its a damn tasty variant.

>>1716871
Where do you get the Basil?
I haven't seen it anywhere :|

>>1717556
good liquor stores, or good bars
even some of the grocery stores carry it, at least around here.