/lit/ - Literature

I can't.

He posts with the name Malavox and a unique trip code on 4chan's /lit/ board.

Frankie from Skins Series 05. Before I realized she was actually a girl.

only real shit bret easton ellis has written in a quarter-century

i saw this dude at a festival a couple years back and his music has no real reason to exist but he was kind of mesmerizingly attractive. n/h

>>1716313
Looks like young Jodie Foster cosplaying as the gay kid on Glee

>>1716313
is Skins some britfag thing?

His name is Brownbear.

Straight male here.

Kid's name was Reed, looked like a goddamn prince. Have never seen a dude that popular with the ladies since.

>>1716319
I had to google this loser. /lit/'s taste is shockingly bad sometimes.

>>1716334
holy shit it's ts eliot junior

>>1716337
doesn't he look just like george?

the resemblance is uncanny!

>>1716349
He looks like Neil Gaiman with someone else's schnoz

>>1716367
He looks like balls, is what he looks like.

jodie foster

bill kaulitz is a living adonis, he actually looks like a hot female and isn't even gay or transexual

but nobody believes that bullshit, the dude's flamin and we love him for it :3

As a male, I've noticed that I would be into other males - however, I have never felt an attraction to another male in my life (except one time). Are there no attractive men? Women are just so much more desirable to me.

bret easton ellis considered for shit-dicked faggot with horrible taste

and his books are bad too (too lazy for spoilers)

>>1716456

>>1716459

no

>>1716457
Yeah, this pretty much proves all his taste is in his mouth.

>>1716466
well then you are just impossible to please

enjoy fapping to manly jaws and hairy nutsacks with your fucked up brain chemistry

meanwhile I will be having sex with master race girly boys who aren't gross or emo

[/spoiler] nah I'm trollin bro fuck who you want but I really don't understand gays who dig the whole bear thing on a regular basis, sometimes I like to suck a big guy's dick but at the end of the day it's feminine queens who cuddle and confide in you that get me through the day [/spoiler]

>>1716453
I agree. He's a fucking princeess

>>1716475
>mfw I'm drunk and accidentally added an extra slash that fucked up my spoiler

>>1716478
>comment on bill's girlyness
>post a shoop of him that looks like a repressed indian woman with a beard

okay

>>1716487
Do you prefer this?

or this, maybe

>>1716456
that means you're not homosexual.

"I could probably fuck a guy... but I never felt like it"

no homo

>>1716475
>implying that bears can't be femmy queens

>>1716475
Queens are the worst man. If I wanted to fuck a queen I would date a woman.

>>1716491
WHY DID YOU EVEN SAVE THAT

I'm just kidding. I do love Bill but only for his appearence. Have no interest in his person or his band. Also, short hair Bill > long hair Bill. He's a fucking god.

>>1716513
just because

how do people even perform sexually with men who don't have chest hair

>>1716523

>>1716515

He's a male with no masculine characteristics. There's nothing beautiful about that.

>>1716540
he's more manly IRL, the internet makes traps look less alpha and angled

>implying penises aren't masculine

>>1716540
That's why he's beautiful moron

The dude from the crying game. Looked so purty the whole time.

>>1716550
this is now a bill thread

I have a soft spot for ridiculously fem guys but do you people really have to obsess over one who looks like if Prunella from Arthur joined My Chemical Romance

Not the most beautiful, but Alexander from Bergman's Fanny and Alexander.

>Over 13
>No long blond hair
>No pale blue eyes

What's the fucking point even..

>>1716544

You know nothing of beauty.

>>1716550
DO.
FUCKING.
WANT.

I'm straight, but.... fuck.

>>1716564

>>1716487
He looks like a perfectly sexless shojo manga boyfriend

i totes created the girl thread of this!

>>1716576
EXACTRY

Bill looks like Faye Runaway

i totes created the girl thread of this which was 100 deeper and also all these boys look like girls

>>1716596
naw dog

naw

since when did a picture become a description? jw

>>1716601
"beautiful" suggests a certain degree of femininity but yeah this thread isn't v romantical

>>1716602
ja bro

ja

>>1716623
It's true, bro.

It's true.

I don't know for the most beautiful. But I see beatiful boys very often in the city.

He wrote. It was good.

Out on the ocean sailing away,
I can hardly wait,
To see you to come of age,
But I guess we'll both,
Just have to be patient,
Yes it's a long way to go,
But in the meantime,

Before you cross the street,
Take my hand,
Life is just what happens to you,
While your busy making other plans,

Beautiful,
Beautiful, beautiful,
Beautiful Boy

>>1716675
Jesus Christ, I just realized that song is about a pedo whose from another country, who wants to fuck a little boy.

>>1716679
it's about his son

>>1716691
Lennon didn't give two fucks about his son. He neglected him.

I don't think it's about his son at all.

>>1716697
not his other son

I see beautiful boys quite often. The beauty of a boy is often a simple thing -- they look like girls, only girls with long lean legs and trim little bodies and clean makeup-free faces. Girls who don't know they're beautiful and aren't trying to be. True innocent beauty.

And the other part of a boy's attractiveness is how fleeting it is -- often you'll see them out in public with their fathers and it's like you can see their future right there. A couple years and puberty will hit them like a sledgehammer and they'll never recover. It always amazes me how rapidly boys become hideous after testosterone kicks in; it's as if they're degenerating into a lesser species.

>>1716697
listen to the song, he says "goodnight sean" at the very end

I hate you all.

>>1716711
I have it on vinyl record, and no he doesn't.

>aspie confirmed

>>1716721
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5BBEOjUKrI

>>1716697
yeah, he really does say "goodnight sean" it was clearly about him when he was a kid, and if you listen to the song and listen to the lyrics it makes sense. "i can hardly wait to see you come to age.......take my hand before you cross the street"

fuck i love john

>>1716721
He says "Darling Sean" at the end.

>>1716721
YOURE A MORON.
it's clearly about his son. like i don't think it could be more clear.

Close your eyes,
Have no fear,
The monsters gone,
He's on the run and your DADDY's here,
Before you go to sleep,
Say a little prayer,
Every day in every way,
It's getting better and better,
Out on the ocean sailing away,
I can hardly wait,
To see you to come of age,
But I guess we'll both,
Just have to be patient,
Yes it's a long way to go,
But in the meantime,

Before you cross the street,
Take my hand,
Life is just what happens to you,
While your busy making other plans

etc etc

>>1716732
>obviously hasn't listened to the song
I remember in middle school everyone thought they were cool by liking John Lennon even though they probably haven't listened to them. Good to know I'm talking to a 13 year old.

>>1716737
good to know you're an idiot and if you've never listened to the song you probably shouldn't make assumptions about it. that is PURE IGNORANCE....ignorance lie a 12 year old
btw i aint even the guy you were resonding to

>>1716742
oh look another 13 year old who hasn't listened to the song
what a great demographic lit's anonymous has

>>1716748
oh look another 50 year old who didn't even read what i wrote just like not listening to the song.
you think you're hot shit, but really you're just cold diarrhea.

>>1716748
oh and if you think being anoymous isn't better than being nonanymous actually makes you better or feel special or something, it's not
no one cares biotch

>>1716770

confirmed for 13

As a character, Tadzio.
Even Björn Andrésen in Visconti's adaptation is a real looker.

I have a weakness for the curly-blonde medium-length locks that he rocks so handily in this movie.
Or such hair on any boy.

>>1716779
i was once anonymous, then i became a tripfriend. my internet life really hasn't been any better ever since i made the change.
you think brad pitt enjoyed being a nobody rather than a celebrity?

>>1716789
>my internet life really hasn't been any better ever since i made the change.
this might be misinterpreted as "life is the same as life as anon," but it's the opposite. life as a tripfriend is much better. that might not have been clear from that post.

Oh, wait, Quentin's here.
Nevermind, then, as the notion of serious discussion was instantly invaliated by his appearance.

>>1716789
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, you are comparing yourself to a celebrity? do you take pride in being a 4chan celebrity?

>>1716791
stop humiliating yourself.

>>1716794
definition of celebrity: the state of being well known; a famous person

>>1716801
yeah, a few dozen people on a shitty messageboard maybe have seen your name. that doesn't make you famous nor a celebrity. pretty sure not even a thousand people know what you are. and what you are is a moron.

>>1716801
lindsay lohan is a well-known celebrity and her life is terrible

that's who you are

the lindsay lohan of /lit/

did you make an appointment with that therapist yet or are you too busy playing pokemon

>>1716806
maybe i'm just a lesser well-known celebrity then, along the lines of logan lerman? there are certainly others on here that are brad pitt-status.

>>1716808
i don't need to see a therapist. any negative feelings i have i can take them out online.

>>1716813
definition of celebrity: the state of being well known; a famous person
definition of famous: aving a widespread reputation, usually of a favorable nature; renowned; celebrated: a famous writer.

honey, is there parrattzzi outside your door now? since you're a celebrity and all. you're so fucking dumb. if you stopped using your tripname in five minutes from now, no one would remember who you were or care. and don't take that as offence or anything, it goes for everyone on 4chan.

>>1716816
well if any actor stopped acting, they wouldn't be very famous any more either.
my mother and cousin are photographers and always want to take pictures of me (i'm pretty good looking apparently) so they can compensate for the lack of online paparazzi.

oh, so you're saying actors like marilyn monroe, people forget who she is? really?

>>1716457
>>1716382
>>1716367
>>1716349
anti-semites

>>1716828
she's not really relevant anymore. when was the last time you had a discussion about how great marilyn monroe was?

I'd really like to know why all these pictures are of drag queens. you're all really a bunch of gay men, no?

>>1716832
she's everywhere. an icon. stop talking to me now. you are stupid.

>>1716835
that doesn't answer my question.

>>1716833

I assume they are straights who can't call anything that they don't want to fuck beautiful.

>>1716837
you sure you're feeling OK today quentin?

is something wrong?

I think this thread went wrong in the first place because when people think of "beautiful" men they're more likely to think of Brad Pitt (or the guy from Tokio Hotel) than they are some dude they have personal pseudo-poetic thoughts about, and then it went wrong a second time because Quentin.

>>1716849
Sure. That's about accurate for me. If I'm going to call any dude beautiful, it's going to be because he looks like a hot babe.

>>1716862
no im miserable but i can deal with it
i stay strong

ty's sad, fab's sad, i'm sad
we're the lost generation of tripfriends

>>1716877
Anon is sad too.

;-;

>>1716363
The one thread you don't post a picture of Oscar Wilde in