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>books
Do you read these objects?

>> No.17162422

>>17162409
Nobody on this board does. They only read wikipedia articles on Jung.

>> No.17162426

>>17162409
People on this board really like to pretend that they do.

>> No.17162428

>>17162409
No, you eat them.

>>17162422
I however, have read Jung. And I do read books everyday.

>> No.17162435

>>17162428
I thought you eat them

>> No.17162441

I keep trying to click this "book" thing but it doesn't do much. Do I dip it in water to see if it'll do something?

>> No.17162455

Sometimes, but not as often as I'd like

>> No.17162475

>>17162455
Why

>> No.17162495

>>17162475
I am distracted by vices and frivolities, which I think ultimately proceeds from a sense of purposelessness

>> No.17162536

>>17162426
How do you know

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>>17162435
You are right, then.

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>>17162409
ive read a few books in my time

>> No.17162557

>>17162409
i sandwich my dick between them
but to answer your question properly, no i do not read them

>> No.17162562

>>17162536
The Bible and Mein Kampf being on the top of the top 100 books of 2020 for this board.

>> No.17162587
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WHY is it so difficult to sit down and read when books are actually interesting? Can science explain this?

>> No.17162589

>>17162553
What's your favourite?

>> No.17162590

>>17162553
Highest IQ in thread

>> No.17162599

>>17162587
When you persevere in an interesting book then it becomes easy, after the first ten minutes or so. It takes discipline, and just recognise that you want to read and it doesn't hurt if you suffer through it a bit because you will value and enjoy it.

>> No.17162600

>>17162587
Monke is only reluctantly cerebral, think hard

>> No.17162638

>>17162587
Humming and stroking your facial hair could help. Y'know like an autist self-stimulating - I'm not joking.

>> No.17162644

>>17162638
what if you can't grow a beard

>> No.17162655

>>17162644
Pubic hair or fuck off

>> No.17162671

>>17162655
I have a lot of that, unfortunately

>> No.17162675

>>17162409

Nah.

>> No.17162677

>>17162422
I just watch clips from Peterson's lectures and interviews

>> No.17162681

>>17162655
Literally why do we have pubes

>> No.17162689

>>17162681
I thought it was to keep pps and vagenes clean

>> No.17162705

>>17162689
I have so much of it that it makes my pp look small, but it's not small it's normal sized.

>> No.17162709

>>17162557
>no i do not read them
Is there a reason for this?

>> No.17162731

>>17162705
My penis is 6.15 inches long, which is apparently 90th percentile, about which I am happy

>> No.17162820

>>17162689
yeah thats probably bullshit though. scientists also say we have armpit hair to "wick away sweat" but if you shave yours off you will find you stink way less. so its like wtf this shit is just gross for no reason. probably the only reason we have it is that girls fucked guys who had it, due to retarded arbitrary preferences

>> No.17162937

>>17162409
i only read financial books to benefit me irl

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>>17162409

>> No.17163070

>>17162709
sexual pleasure

>> No.17163318

>>17162409
No, I only collect them to put them in the shelf I keep right behind me for when I webcam, record or take pictures of myself as a way to come off as more intelligent, and sell my products better to my gullible audience who actually thinks I have read all of it.