/lit/ - Literature

>>17144836
me on the right

>>17144836
You forgot the new nigger ones

>>17144838
Hot, although I'm not that into fake hair colour

Women should be banned from showing that much legmeat

>>17144843
neither am I but it succeeds in making more people subscribe to my onlyfans

>>17144836
doomer fits lots of old archetypes
zoomer can be shoehorned into some
that dude on the right? chad? yeah chads are definitely an old archetype

then theres 2 sluts and tradwife
>is good woman an archetype
yes just like good man is

these arent even archetypes
theyre just types
winner
loser
faggot
slut
tradwife


these- like many modern categories of personality- are much simpler and monotonous in comparison to whatever old archetypes you are thinking of

>>17144854
I think the zoomer is the fresh faced boy who knows not the horrors of his future, due to coddling and glorification of conflict. Think the kids going into WW1 but worse.

>>17144852
You should be blindfolded

>>17144886
zoomer is the hero before the heroes journey, doomer is the hero at his lowest, Chad is the hero transformed at the end. the sluts are just sluts, obviously.

>>17144898
Yeah that's a good take

>>17144895
Cringe

Fuck marry kill go

>>17144917
Eats, shoots and leaves

>>17144917
Fuck and marry: tradwife
Kill: sluts

>>17144917
Fuck - goth black hair girl
Marry - blonde tradwife
Kill - pink hair e-girl

>>17144836
Incredibly wishful thinking to have the trad girl looking at the zoomer fag

>>17144923
who is she, butters?

>>17144924
Can’t double pick for one person

>>17144931
>Looking at someone means the woman wants him as partner
I've got bad news for you buddy.

>>17144836
This image offends me
plz delet

>>17144938
Allison from The Breakfast Club

>>17144836
Posed this on /adv/ when this pic was posted there, hope you like it:
I like this pic :)
I imagine they're uni students, something like this.

Zoomer:
>CS major, freshman.
>Eager to learn, excited about memes, Fortnite, etc.
>Friends with Doomerette, Tradgirl, and Egirl. Is mentored by Yesman, appreciates the help.

Doomer:
>Electrical Engineering major, junior.
>Is depressed about state of the world, but not so much after he started dating Tradgirl.
>Gym-buddies with Yesman.
>Older brother of Doomerette (he worries he leads her down the wrong path.)
>Enjoys nightwalks and has started going to church with Tradgirl.

Tradgirl:
>English major, junior.
>Enjoys British women writers, is going to write her thesis on them.
>Yesman's little sister and Doomer's girlfriend.
>The unofficial "mom" of the group, she is a source of advice and support for everyone, especially Doomerette and Egirl.
>Permanently appointed the designated driver, frequently has to make late night trips to pick Egirl up from parties.
>Plans on doing a masters, but she is currently busy in her schoolwork, part time job as a tutor, and convincing Doomer to quit smoking.

Doomerette:
>Math major, sophmore.
>Idolizes her big brother, has copied his style and music/art tastes.
>Enjoys playing vidya with Zoomer and Egirl.
>Plans on getting a PhD and then becoming a professor

Yesman:
>Philosophy/CS/Bio Triple major, senior (Yes, really).
>Unofficial leader of the group, everyone goes to him for advice.
>Set up gym-bro Doomer with his sister (whatta Chad)
>Is going to a MD/PhD program in the nation's top uni
>Married to Mrs. Yesman (not depicted)
>Has a job as a software engineer, will continue it on top of med/grad school
>Source of optimism for the gang

Egirl:
>Bio major, freshman (She's a premed)
>Has an unsuccessful Twitch career
>Tried to get Zoomer to simp for her, ending up simping for him
>Is a student in a class Yesman TAs
>Tried to join a sorority, left once hazing started
>Is a frequent partier, but a little naive.
>Will end up as Zoomer's gf

>>17145018
This is a much more accurate scenario than most bitter people would come up with

>>17145018
I kinda like this

>>17145018

You clearly have no idea how mundane cs and software engineering is

>>17145073
I am a CS major :)

>>17145077

Full time CS coursework with a full time programming job sounds stressful as hell and is suicide fuel with any more tedium added to it. Imagine thinking that 70 credits of under grad sound cool

>>17145090
Well yes, the "Yesman" character does lean into the absurdly chad a bit.

Baudrillard weeped.

>>17145098
Yeah, weeped cum out of his ass

>>17145098
True. The real struggles of this life are parodical cartoons

>>17144836
You people murdered my boy

>>17145018
Forced

>>17145018
>Is going to a MD/PhD program in the nation's top uni
No Chad does that only suckers do that.

>>17145128
That's pretty funny man, thanks for posting that. I like cum jokes and fart jokes so it's like a double whammy because he's farting cum out his ass, haha.