/lit/ - Literature

"There once was a girl with a really big cooter.
She was known through the land as the highest falooter.
We knew of treasure in her cunt,
& after we smoked a blunt,
decided we might as well loot her."

Courtesy of perfectstars.com

anon once posted on lit
his thread was a big piece of shit
he wants limericks nao
his clocoa i'll plow
OP can't deny he's faggot

^ that poster is quite a big fag
and his mothers tits really sag
can't deny hes wack
and indeed, probably black
seriously, are you on the rag?

>>1710776

lr2rhythm

three bottles might seem like too many
you're not too impressed, are you Jenny?
but til you come back
my plan of attack
begins right after this Henny

There once was a man who was sad,
Because he'd never met his dad:
A saber he carries,
A blue one he parries
In a black suit of armor he's clad.

>>1710776

>>1710776

shit op, at least anon's was funny. y such a faggot?

There is a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance
You go with your honey
& pay lots of money
& you want to touch, but you can'ts.

there was once a girl who ate glass,
her mother said never smoke grass.
then one day she broke,
her mother she'd choke.
she always thought mother was quite an ass.

on lit, there once was an OP
rhymes were staler than general lee
this fucker's on crack
on dick he does snack
but inside, he thinks he's a G

Here I sit heavy hearted
tried to shit but only farted
later on I'd take that chance
tried to fart but shit my pants.

this isn't a limmerick, I know.