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pre-socratics
>who cares lmao
socrates
>I dunno bro lmao *fucks a twink*
plato
>bro everything is forms bro
aristotle
>muh virtue also fuck women lmao
epicurus
>live laugh love (but some greek guy said it so its not cringe)
descartes
>the only thing I can be sure that exists is my mind (god still exists tho for some reason lmao)
spinoza
>everything is god bro
rousseau
>just return to monke bro
berkeley
>nothing actually exists bro (god still exists tho for some reason lmao)
hume
>basically just berkeley but less schizo
kant
>here's your moral system bro (is just the golden rule but autistic) also metaphysics are cringe
hegel
>bad thing exists then bad solution happens then good thing happens, repeat until we're god or some shit like that
schopenhauer
>everything is gay and sucks also fuck women lmao
kierkegaard
>gods not real but you still gotta believe bro trust me
marx
>just hegel but less schizo and also money bad
nietzsche
>god is dead fuck morals all philosophy made before me is cringe pls notice me wagner
heidegger
>just bee yourself bro also you're gonna die and shit also I'm a nazi but just ironically bro lmao
wittgenstein
>fuck philosophy lmao also language is like a game or something also I changed my mind completely like 4 times
camus
>live laugh love (but you gotta do it because life is absurd that makes it not cringe also I can do it because I'm a chad)
adorno
>fuck jazz and movies the enlightenment is cringe AHHHHH NOT BOOBS IM GOING INSANEEEE
debord
>everything is fake bro (except communism lmao)
foucalt
>everything is a prison bro *dies of AIDS*
baudrilliard
>everything is a simulation created by capitalism bro except me I'm real lmao but not you
deleuze
>hierarchies bad rhizomes good just become-tranny to fight capitalism bro also schizos are actually based and freud is cringe
derrida
>this small flaw in language means nothing is real and all philosophy and science is cringe and fake pshhh nothin personell western civilization
land
>capitalism can't be stopped bro you just gotta accelerate bro but its still bad though oh wait nvm I changed my mind now capitalism is based and fascism actually do be kinda based
zizek
>*SNIFFFF* muh hegel muh lacan fuck trannies and so on *SNIFF* and so on *SNIFF* here's how this jewish joke explains why capitalism is bad or some shit like that *SNIFF*
peterson
>clean your room postmodernism bad but Nietzsche is based but I'm also a christian but its okay its just ironic because I'm a jungian buy my book bucko

there you go, the entire history of philosophy summarized
now you don't have to waste your time with this bullshit

>> No.17098818

>>17098811
Who is the femboy on the top right?

>> No.17098845

>>17098818
Simone de Beauvoir

>> No.17098854

>>17098811
What in the fuck is this asinine reductionist bullshit?

>> No.17098885

I actually like these.
I wish I could compile every one of these I’ve seen on /lit/ over the years. Would make for interesting secondary literature and would appeal HUGE to normies (think coffee table book or toilet book).

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a thread died for this

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>>17098818
That's uhh,.. that's John Stuart Mill...

>> No.17098923

>>17098818
John Stuart mill

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Pretty embarrassing thread anon

>> No.17099014

>>17098811
adorno seems based

>> No.17099033

Is this what too much /lit/ does to your brain?

>> No.17099035

>>17098818
That's a woman anon, unless you meant John Stewart Mill who is in the exact top right.

>> No.17099041

>>17098811
Go back to Twitter and reddit

>> No.17099046

>>17098854
>>17098889
>>17098935
>>17099033
>>17099041
seething because I exposed philosophy as pure pseudry and a waste of time. get into science instead, we don't need philosophy anymore

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You can tell by the selection that OP formed this solely from lurking on /lit/. He is a monster of our doing.

>> No.17099060

>>17099046
i have a degree in natural science and philosophy. both are worth studying. you clearly have only a pop-philosophy understanding of the latter though.

>> No.17099077

>>17098811
this list is based af
>>17099046
this is cringe tho
is true that philosophy doesn't have any practical value but if you live only for the flesh then you don't really live

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>>17098811
>>17098900
checked
>>17099077
checked and mine

>> No.17099099

>>17099046
But I am a scientist, Anon.

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>>17099099
>>17098811
>>17098900
>>17099077

>> No.17099290

>>17098811
>>fuck jazz and movies the enlightenment is cringe AHHHHH NOT BOOBS IM GOING INSANEEEE
Damn I really need to read some Adorno then.
Fuck Jazz.

>> No.17099330

>>17098811
>is just the golden rule but autistic
heh

>> No.17099361

>>17099051
SHAMIKOOOOOO

>> No.17099445

>>17098811
>Skips all of medieval philosophy
pseud

>> No.17099455

>>17099445
oh yeah I forgot
medieval philosophy
>irrelevant christfaggotry

>> No.17099572

>>17099455
Holy reddit

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>>17099455
the dubs always speak the truth
>>17099572
holy reddit moment for you faggot, you can't refute the dubs

>> No.17100775

>>17099046
Nietzsche is correct though, even in your reductionism of him.