/lit/ - Literature

O-okay...

>>17094180
"heh yeah, this iPod for Seniors book is for my gram gram. I know how to work mine, got all my favourite songs on there. Can even shuffle them. It's great, really glad I got one."

>>17094180
Where? All the book stores in town closed this year.

>>17094180
>chase enlightenment for a decade
>practice asceticism
>grow as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, and have near-religious epiphanies about the platonic unity of the True, the Good, the Beautiful
>jot down hundreds of notes for a lifelong spiritual quest after the seat of my own soul and the key to the logos
>walking around somberly contemplating dianoia one afternoon
>see one pretty girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"

>>17094285
>he still identifies with his thoughts
ngmi

>>17094285
biology always wins. even if you manage trick your brain into not caring for women, you will go crazy and become a pedophile like catholic priests.

>>17094285
Even the most hygienic of women are too sweaty after a day of walking wtf

>>17094285
Remember what Paul said. It is better to marry than to burn.

>>17094285

>>17094309
>"biology always wins. even if you manage trick your brain into not caring for women, you will go crazy and become a pedophile like catholic priests."

>>17094180

>>17094309
You do know pedophiles in the church became a thing after they let the faggots in, don’t you, anon? Celibacy has nothing to do with it

>>17094180
I've gotten blowjobs watching a soccer games, playing video games and even while I was having dinner.

Never have I been sucked off while reading. Any anons can relate?

>>17094285
lol fucking lost it

>>17094180
>herbal remedies for women

what, like hemlock?

>>17094327
>Caring about hygiene
ngmi pal.

I've licked dozens of sweaty hot female ass.

>>17094180
Ok, hold my hand Taylor.

>>17094180
looks like Nadine from Twin Peaks

>>17094285
kek, there is no escape

>>17094330
>>17094180
NEED WOMAN

>>17094180
>funny kitty in the back

>>17094349
Delusions so grand they collapse in on themselves and create even greater delusions.

>>17094285
>denying biology as a biological being
ultimate cringe

>>17094285
kek

>>17094180
she cute

>>17094962
>he doesn’t know

>>17095183
She look disform retard

>>17095915
You are braindead, illiterate, and blind.

>>17095915
>she look disform
I can fix that

>>17094180
fuckin' WOOF
get some taste op

>>17094285
I've licked like 10 assholes it's nothing to me. You absorb their gut bacteria every time you do it though. I feel like there are 10 extra souls in my gut. A harem of souls.

>>17095931
Hf masturbate to reptileface redhead

>>17095983
I’m taking this idea for a novel. Some guy absorbing women by sucking their soul, which is manifested as gut bacteria, through their asshole.

>>17095983
more like a harlem of souls
it's a dark hole for a reason