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>wrote 500 poems
>they are all shit
>find out Faulkner considered himself a failed poet and that all novelist must first fail at poetry
>realize Faulkner was shit

What do frens?

>> No.17086562

>>17086355
Become a novelist.

Also Joyce was a failed poet.

>> No.17086629

>>17086562
I suffer from add

>> No.17086631

Bunp

>> No.17086775

>>17086355
>realize Faulkner was shit
Here's you (You) you lame attention whore. Saging so your shit doesn't get bumped though

>> No.17086793
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>>17086355
obviously, what you need to do is write 500 poems, find out later that your poems suck, then post on /lit/ for advice

then you need to discover faulkner, and find out he first wrote a dickwad of shitty poems, then become a novelist, then come and post on /lit/ about having hope, and ask what to do

then you need to discover faulkner sucked as a novelist as well, then post on /lit/ to ask advice about what to do.

you still haven't tried throwing a racoon at a wall

>> No.17086802

>>17086793
How many raccoons does he have?

>> No.17086866

>>17086793
Is the racoon throwing some kind of barnburning metaphor?

>> No.17086879

>>17086775
Faulkner legitimately wasn't good at writing stories

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>>17086879
neither am i


i'm ___ close to cutting my own dick off rn

>> No.17087088

Write satirical short stories and sell them to textbook manufacturers

>> No.17087096

>this thread again
I refuse to help you unless you post the poems

>> No.17087105

>>17086562
Also Borges

>> No.17087114

>>17087096
There's obviously not 500 - he's written 3 poems, all are garbage and now he wallows in self pity.

I've got a poem for you OP:

Fuck you nigger
Don't come back
I hate you because your skin is black

>> No.17087121

>>17087114
I am inclined to believe there's actually 500, because I talked to him before he started posting these dumb threads, and he didn't seem autistic back then

>> No.17087188

>>17087096
All 500 of them?

>> No.17087282

>>17087188
idk man, 3 or 4 shorter ones or 1-2 medium ones. just wanna see whether to take you seriously

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17087446

>>17086879
>>17086775 (You) #
>Faulkner legitimately wasn't good at writing stories

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>>17086355
>realize Faulkner was shit
>>17086879
>Faulkner legitimately wasn't good at writing stories
I'll take bullshit to make you look like an iconoclast for $1 dollar Alex.

>> No.17087537

>>17086866
nah, it's more a racoon throwing metaphor

>> No.17087561

>>17086802
haven't the foggiest; but, now would be a good time to start collecting some since his poetry inventory is minimally 500, and his racoon inventory is probably around zero

>> No.17087597

>>17086879 (You)