/lit/ - Literature

>>17035100
i'm taller than all of them

>>17035100
the smaller the thinker, the more profound the thought. everything is in order

makes me feel a bit better about being a 5'10

god i can't wait until america collapses

More like Kant reach the top shelf

>>17035100
KEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>17035100
People were shorter back then

>>17035100
wow I'm the same height as Neech and Marx is taller than me.

I kneel.

>>17035118
>dude aren't KANT, MARX & FREUD SO COOLLL!!@!@@ THEY"RE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!@@!##

>>17035139
You are literally me

>>17035113
Taller people have bigger brains

>>17035100
What I would give to kidnap Immanuel Kant and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a goblin? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other little goblin freaks to the death. Just so many things i would do.

>>17035115
Do you think your life would be better if you were 6'2 or something?

>>17035428
based

>>17035451
holy kek

>>17035451
>>17035428
It's a rewritten /tv/ pasta about that dwarf actor from shart wars you fucking newfags.

>>17035100
I've read none of them, I read exclusively boys-own adventure novels, absurdist short stories, and poetry
t. 6'3"

>>17035127
Lmao

>>17035100
all his height went to his head

>>17035127
Kek

>>17035107
>>17035115
yet not only will you not be remembered for hundreds of years after your death, nobody even gives a fuck who you are or what you have to say. fucking worthless pieces of chimpanzee shit

>>17035265

In humans, size difference accounts for 80% of the differences between brains sizes but only 10% in IQ differences. Thicker cortices + more larger neurons > bigger brain.
Which is why we should all stay very humble and remember that Orcas are about 6x as intelligent as we are.

>>17035428
based as hell, saving

>>17035590
t. sub 6 foot manlet

>>17035605
height doesn't matter you fucking subhuman chimpanzee

>>17035640
who says it doesnt? you'll be taken more seriously if youre tall

>>17035548
You’re not missing much. Marc especially is a pseud

>>17035100
I don't get this post. Are you laughing because people who search for Kant also search for Nietzsche, Marx, and Freud? Or is it something to do with their height?

>>17035649
i don't give a fuck about what any literal biologically inferior subhuman chimpanzee thinks of me. if you value height you're a chimpanzee, it's as simple as that.

>>17035640

Height *does* matter.
Take it from a 5 foot 3, 120 pound manlet. It does.
I'm not saying you are condemned to be an incel loner. I'm very happy with how my life turned out. But you have to acknowledge the truth of the matter.

>>17035640
>height doesn't matter you fucking subhuman chimpanzee

>>17035100
The avg height in the 18th century was like 5’4

The taller the hair, the closer to God.
--Saint Huffinstuff in a letter to Schopenhauer

>>17035515
Imagine browsing /tv/

>>17035595
>10% in IQ differences
That's quite a lot for iq anon.

>>17035100
And wasn't his asshole corked up with shit?

>>17035695
>>17035640
>>17035590

fuming about height on /lit/, i can feel this manlet's misery lol

>>17035590
Manlet stfu

>>17035754
It was taller than that, and it was probably closer to the modern average among the at least moderately wealthy, who had access to better nutrition.

IIT:
chimpanzees and manlets

>>17035852

Sure, I guess.
But I'm the 5 foot 3 faglet from >>17035700 and I score 135 IQ, I've met plenty of manlet in the 170s.
And honestly most of them were retarded as fuck. What good would 10% more do them if they are to socially awkward to do anything with it anyways?

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>>17036007
>>17035754

>>17036007
you won't be taller than me after i break your fucking legs, faggot

>>17035100
Being a manlet makes your body efficient

>>17035127
Lol

>be american
>be obsessed with height
>wonder why the whole world treats you as a joke

>>17036379
the only joke here is to think height only matters in usa

>>17036379
>be short european
>be obsessed with americans
>wonder why the whole world treats you as a joke

>>17036379
it's literally a fetish for them, it has come to symbolize hegemonic domination, or maybe it's just indicative of how psychotic americans are